Silent_Protocol has repented, reformed his morals and integrity model, dropped a dookie, praised the lord, went to church, got married, had 4 kids, and found out he needs dentures last week. Any update on that ban
I know some of the stuff they're working on and it sounds at least like they're moving in the right direction.
I wish they'd just break down and fix the mf'n nav and throw up some mfn folders. I mean - there are tiny things they could do to make the place just - generally usable, if not a bit more recognizable as a forum, if not the ASMB.
My guess is, or I would hope at least, that some of that stuff will be added to the posting menu (like spoiler marking for example) and/or integrated into the basic nav such that people won't have to cut/paste code.
And maybe a sensible batch of direct links that are actually on the pages a person needs them to be on to use the freakin boards.
But anyhow - as frustrated as I am personally, I also see progress being made and on the way. And I'll keep bugging them too so - hope that helps more than it hurts.
A farmer has 200 hens, but no rooster, and he wants chicks. So, he goes down the road to the next farmer and asks if he has a rooster which he would sell.
The other farmer says, “Yeah, I’ve got this great rooster, named Randy. He’ll service every chicken you got, no problem.”
Well, Randy the rooster costs a lot of money, but the farmer decides he’d be worth it. So, he buys Randy.
The farmer takes Randy home and sets him down in the barnyard first giving the rooster a pep talk, “Randy, I want you to pace yourself now. You’ve got a lot of chickens to service here, and you cost me a lot of money. Consequently, I’ll need you to do a good job. So, take your time and have some fun,” the farmer said, with a chuckle.
Randy seemed to understand, so the farmer points toward the hen house, and Randy took off like a shot. -WHAM!- Randy nails every hen in the hen house – three or four times, and the farmer is really shocked.
After that the farmer hears a commotion in the duck pen, sure enough, Randy is in there.
Later, the farmer sees Randy after a flock of geese, down by the lake. Once again – WHAM! He gets all the geese!
By sunset he sees Randy out in the fields chasing quail and pheasants.
The farmer is distraught – worried that his expensive rooster won’t even last 24 hours.
Sure enough, the farmer goes to bed and wakes up the next day, to find Randy dead as a doorknob – stone cold in the middle of the yard. Buzzards are circling overhead.
The farmer, saddened by the loss of such a colorful – and expensive animal, shakes his head and says, “Oh, Randy, I told you to pace yourself. I tried to get you to slow down, now look what you’ve done to yourself.”
Randy opens one eye, nods toward the buzzards circling in the sky and says, “Shhh, they’re getting closer “
so two tijuanians approach me and my friend...
they say we'll take you to a strip club and to bring our booze,
we get there and the first act comes up on stage, and its this fat-kankled, 63 year old mexican lady (<--- that;s the punchline)
and we felt all disrespected and sh!t (thats <--- a much worse joke of a different color)