Akame- So fish boy's totally about to die then. Take comfort in my boobs, child who's half my age. Bye, redshirts. I forget who that guy is every time I see him. I'd be against you just because you're all terrible and I hate you. Yep catboobs is totally gonna die now. Goddamn kid you are dumber than a sack of bricks. Is it too much to hope that everybody kills each other? Kid do you really expect anyone to take you seriously in purple shorts? Oh what the hell now. Evil Santa's totally got a boner. Dude I'm already suffering from watching this, everybody else might as well suffer with me. Thank you, whiny baby emperor. Goddammit fish boy. I'm surprised and disappointed nobody's died yet. I miss hot bull dude. Thank you again, whiny baby emperor. I miss gay Dandy. Way to remind me that I could be watching Gurren Lagann instead. Oh what is this horse shit. Please god just be dead. THANK FUCKING CHRIST. Now what bullshit plot twist will bring him back to life next week.
Parasyte- Oh this is not gonna end well for that guy. Oh nooooo. This dude is fun. Aim for his junk! Whelp, y'all are fucked. Run away! Aw shit he's got a car. Well thank god he's incompetent. Run away again! Shinichi should really go for the track team after this is over. OH FUUUCK. Run away even faster! And then he was Luffy. That truck driver is having a bad day. EAT ROAD, BITCH. Whelp so much for those guys. Poor guy needs a hug. Migi where the hell did you get money. Oh shit I hope his dad's not dead. I love his dad I hope he doesn't die. Somebody get this guy a drink. Dream Migi looks really weird. That one dude has an eye in his skull. Oh fuck she's gonna go to his house and get herself killed isn't she. Man that baby's gonna have a weird life. Boob. Yeah buddy that'll end well for you.
Champloo- I need to go hug my mom.
Naruto- Oh what the fuck is this filler within filler? I HATE THESE FUCKING FROGS SO MUCH.
One Piece- NEVER FOLLOW ZORO. Luffy doesn't play dumb, that's 100% real dumb. I hope the penguins eat that kid. God that little girl is creepy. I enjoy seeing these people in pain.
time warner cable is balls and wont even let me stream
if you're trying to stream things through time warner, onto your pc then you could use a vpn to get around that. With vpns your ISP can't tell where you're going. For example I have verizon and if I try watching netflix then they intentionally throttle my speed, verizon's system designed to detect people going to netflix. However with my vpn all my ISP can see is me connecting to the vpn servers, meaning it doesn't detect where I go after. The vpn service I use is Astrill, which has unlimited data use. Many vpns out there make you pay for a certain amount of gigs, and only work during a few hours of the day, but mine can be used as much as you want when you want, for only $70 a year (last i checked). It comes with an app you'd run on your pc to use it. Although it's possible to buy a router through them that would let all your devices run through it. and there is almost no difference in speed (if you choose a server closest to where you live).
I seriously can't believe James Hetfield (singer/rhythm guitarist for Metallica) is going to be on it. I've avoided calling Metallica sellouts for decades, but I think I'm finally gonna have to call it. And I actually LIKE American Dad.
Just imagine it; a bunch of fitness instructors walking you through a workout, while also taking part in acting in an entertaining narrative.
You could go really soap-opera with it if you wanted; imagine mirroring the movements of a woman who is focusing on her workout as her husband admits to secretly being her ex husband in disguise. When she finishes her stretches he says he's going to run away, the scene switches to him as you run in place for a good 5-10 minutes. Maybe he goes to the gym afterwords to lift weights and do sit-ups while his new lover macks on him, maybe then it cuts to the lady again who gets mugged and has to fight off her attackers with yoga poses or something. The possibilities for drama are endless here.
The perfect plot line: There's a knife-wielding maniac behind you. Run. Run and run and run some more.
They already have this app where it tells you a running route and changes it up, cuz Zombies are attacking.
If I lived in a nice enough place to run outside, I would totally get it.
I'll probably check out that Kabaneri show just to see how long it'll be until Hajime Isayama sues the staff for completely ripping off Attack on Titan.
Just searched that series Kabaneri. It looks like a major AoT rip off.
Then again I thought that Owari no seraph series was an AoT rip off. I watched the first few episodes before dropping it. Starts off extremely similar. Humanity gets mostly killed off by titans/vampires, main character is a loud little shit that goes on about wanting to kill all titans/vampires, main character watches as those close to him get killed off by a titan/vampire, main character joins a boot camp/school dedicated to teaching them how to kill titans/vampires, they both have a strong adult male in charge of popular squad Levi/that one guy the main character met as soon as he fled that vampire city. Main character is friends with someone that's a coward and small little shit but turns out to be very smart and a tactician Armin/Yoichi i believe his name was.
there's many more things, but that's pretty much it
It's a shame Gangsta will never get another season cause the studio shut down.
Yeah it's a shame, wish another studio could pick it up, though some have said the sales weren't good. I really liked it a lot even with the minus of it ending in the middle of an arc ofcourse, which obviously the show continuing would have fixed, perhaps had Manglobe not gone out of business.