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Man pleads guilty to murder in exchange for KFC
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Man pleads guilty to murder in exchange for KFC
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valiente16
SwimDragon
Posts: 24780
Registered: 10-08-2003


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PORTLAND, Ore. (AP) _ A man who pleaded guilty to an Oregon murder in exchange for buckets of fried chicken will get calzones and pizza to go with his life sentence. Tremayne Durham, 33, of New York last month admitted to fatally shooting Adam Calbreath in June 2006. Durham wanted to sell ice cream and ordered an $18,000 truck from an Oregon company. Durham later changed his mind, but the company wouldn't provide a refund. The would-be ice cream man came to Oregon and killed Calbreath, a former employee of the company, while looking for the owner. Durham agreed to plead guilty to murder last month, but only if he could get a break from jail food. The judge agreed, and granted Durham a feast of KFC chicken, Popeye's chicken, mashed potatoes, coleslaw, carrot cake and ice cream. After Wednesday's sentencing, his defense attorney confirmed, Durham gets the rest of the deal — calzones, lasagna, pizza and ice cream. Durham also got married Wednesday in a civil ceremony at the courthouse in Portland. The wedding to Vanessa Davis, 48, also of New York, was not part of the plea deal that will give Durham a chance for parole after 30 years. Deputy District Attorney Josh Lamborn said Multnomah County Judge Eric Bergstrom made the right call in allowing the unusual plea agreement because it saved the expense of a trial and possible appeals. Lamborn said Durham — who has asked to serve his sentence close to New York — caused trouble during his two years in the county jail. Durham faked suicide, choked an inmate half his size until the inmate passed out, threatened to hijack a jail transport vehicle and broke a window in an attempt to escape. At Wednesday's sentencing, the father of Adam Calbreath told the judge to put "this animal" where he belongs. "You hear that?" Michael Calbreath asked Durham. "I called you an animal." Durham showed little reaction to the remarks. Soon after, he read a written statement, turning toward Calbreath at the end. "I want to apologize for the pain that I have caused to those people who knew and cared for Adam Calbreath," Durham said. "I hope that by accepting responsibility for my actions, by abandoning my trial and my appeals and by accepting a sentence of life in prison, it will help to bring closure to everyone." hmmm
I'm a movement by myself. but we're a force when we're together. Tetsusaiga is my IB hubby, Komichi..I wuvs yew. Shoutout to Mushroom-Paranoia. Make yer font pretty here.. www.tektek.org THANKS KitsuneKit!!!! Special shoutout section.. psycho_raven,stonergoth187,whitepowder(crazy fool) MafiaFlood rox mah sox
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10-27-2009 07:18 PM
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Re: Man pleads guilty to murder in exchange for KF
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PiusIsTheWeak
Swim30Something
Posts: 55
Registered: 10-27-2009


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Reply to valiente16
- Message ID#: 8356577
He should instead be liquidated and fed to the very chickens he wants to consume. A more fitting punishment.
WHY!?
WHYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!????
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10-27-2009 07:23 PM
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Re: Man pleads guilty to murder in exchange for KF
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PiusIsTheWeak
Swim30Something
Posts: 55
Registered: 10-27-2009


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Reply to GeneralOtaku
- Message ID#: 8356582
GeneralOtaku wrote: the bloody hell? I mean seriously the bloody hell why plead guilty and want chicken?
I want KFC too to be honest.
WHY!?
WHYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!????
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10-27-2009 07:30 PM
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valiente16
SwimDragon
Posts: 24780
Registered: 10-08-2003


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Reply to PiusIsTheWeak
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I concur
I'm a movement by myself. but we're a force when we're together. Tetsusaiga is my IB hubby, Komichi..I wuvs yew. Shoutout to Mushroom-Paranoia. Make yer font pretty here.. www.tektek.org THANKS KitsuneKit!!!! Special shoutout section.. psycho_raven,stonergoth187,whitepowder(crazy fool) MafiaFlood rox mah sox
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10-27-2009 07:46 PM
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Re: Man pleads guilty to murder in exchange for KF
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valiente16
SwimDragon
Posts: 24780
Registered: 10-08-2003


Message 8 of 37

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Reply to entrapoornigga
- Message ID#: 8356612
meh....it was an afterthought but....
I'm a movement by myself. but we're a force when we're together. Tetsusaiga is my IB hubby, Komichi..I wuvs yew. Shoutout to Mushroom-Paranoia. Make yer font pretty here.. www.tektek.org THANKS KitsuneKit!!!! Special shoutout section.. psycho_raven,stonergoth187,whitepowder(crazy fool) MafiaFlood rox mah sox
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10-27-2009 08:23 PM
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3002-3038
SwimGargoyle
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Registered: 03-26-2004


Message 9 of 37

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ahh only in oregon we're freakin awesome..

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10-27-2009 08:27 PM
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Re: Man pleads guilty to murder in exchange for KF
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PiusIsTheWeak
Swim30Something
Posts: 55
Registered: 10-27-2009


Message 11 of 37

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Reply to entrapoornigga
- Message ID#: 8356624
entrapoornigga wrote: This story is like a drama carnival. I can see why you made it into 2 threads. It's like acts in a play.
I wish someone would just shoot him and say he went for their gun.
I would if I was there, seriously. Have a buddy behind me shout out "HEY MAN WATCH OUT HE'S GOING FOR YOUR GUN" really loud, out of nowhere, to draw attention to his yelling if pedestrians are around, then I'd shout out in response "WHAT THE-!!" and unsheathe my weapon of choice and plant one in his brain to delete this whole situation. See what I did there?
WHY!?
WHYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!????
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10-27-2009 08:37 PM
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valiente16
SwimDragon
Posts: 24780
Registered: 10-08-2003


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Reply to entrapoornigga
- Message ID#: 8356637
entrapoornigga wrote: I would say, "As my partner and I were escorting the criminal down the hall, the dirty criminal pig went for my gun and a struggle ensued and the murdering filth was killed, never to hurt again." The End.
lmao
I'm a movement by myself. but we're a force when we're together. Tetsusaiga is my IB hubby, Komichi..I wuvs yew. Shoutout to Mushroom-Paranoia. Make yer font pretty here.. www.tektek.org THANKS KitsuneKit!!!! Special shoutout section.. psycho_raven,stonergoth187,whitepowder(crazy fool) MafiaFlood rox mah sox
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10-27-2009 08:53 PM
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Re: Man pleads guilty to murder in exchange for KF
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valiente16
SwimDragon
Posts: 24780
Registered: 10-08-2003


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Reply to GiantMegaDoucheX
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GiantMegaDoucheX wrote: Can somebody please tell me this isn't real so I don't laugh the hardest I've ever laughed in my entire lifetime?
it's 100% true
I'm a movement by myself. but we're a force when we're together. Tetsusaiga is my IB hubby, Komichi..I wuvs yew. Shoutout to Mushroom-Paranoia. Make yer font pretty here.. www.tektek.org THANKS KitsuneKit!!!! Special shoutout section.. psycho_raven,stonergoth187,whitepowder(crazy fool) MafiaFlood rox mah sox
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10-27-2009 08:57 PM
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covered_in_sponges
SwimIcon
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Reply to valiente16
- Message ID#: 8356651
I bet he was innocent, he just really wanted some KFC.
Whales are delicious and cruel animals.
*was bitten by matrixman124 and now hungers for the flesh of the living*
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10-27-2009 09:15 PM
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GiantMegaDoucheX
SwimUnicorn
Posts: 18530
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Message 19 of 37

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Reply to valiente16
- Message ID#: 8356651
That's kind of sad. I would have asked for Church's Chicken instead. That stuff is the best.
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10-27-2009 09:16 PM
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Splitter
Owl Knight
Posts: 34535
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Reply to kanye_wong
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Really? No one's going to say it? I've gotta be the one? All right. OH BLACK PEOPLE 
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10-27-2009 10:22 PM
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alucardsexyghost
SwimNinja
Posts: 7709
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Reply to valiente16
- Message ID#: 8356577
before clicking on this link..I'm hoping the guy isn't black. I think I may be disapointed.
"To the mind that is still, the whole universe surrenders." Lao Tzu "The more laws and order are made prominent, The more thieves and robbers there will be." Lao Tzu creepy
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10-27-2009 10:23 PM
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Landalf
SwimPeanut
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Reply to alucardsexyghost
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I may or may not live rather close to the scene
Nothing goes as easily as it came.
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10-27-2009 10:25 PM
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Splitter
Owl Knight
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Reply to alucardsexyghost
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alucardsexyghost wrote:
before clicking on this link..I'm hoping the guy isn't black. I think I may be disapointed.
Find me a white man named Tremayne 
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10-27-2009 10:25 PM
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alucardsexyghost
SwimNinja
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Reply to Splitter
- Message ID#: 8356702
Splitter wrote:
alucardsexyghost wrote:
before clicking on this link..I'm hoping the guy isn't black. I think I may be disapointed.
Find me a white man named Tremayne 
yeah I knew it was a false hope..but still 
"To the mind that is still, the whole universe surrenders." Lao Tzu "The more laws and order are made prominent, The more thieves and robbers there will be." Lao Tzu creepy
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10-27-2009 10:26 PM
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entrapoornigga
SwimPartTimer
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Reply to Splitter
- Message ID#: 8356698
That's Racist! My cousin once sold me out for a pizza.
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10-27-2009 10:26 PM
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Splitter
Owl Knight
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Reply to entrapoornigga
- Message ID#: 8356704
entrapoornigga wrote:
That's Racist! My cousin once sold me out for a pizza.
But it's funny racism so its okay. What kind of pizza?
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10-27-2009 10:28 PM
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entrapoornigga
SwimPartTimer
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Reply to Splitter
- Message ID#: 8356705
Splitter wrote:
entrapoornigga wrote:
That's Racist! My cousin once sold me out for a pizza.
But it's funny racism so its okay. Yeah I know. I was waiting for someone to make that joke. What kind of pizza? 2 Large Specialty.
I got caught doing a B&E. That's right, a Bacon & Eggs. Some of the merchandise ended up in my cousins hands. He ratted me out.
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10-27-2009 10:34 PM
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clouds_sword
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Reply to valiente16
- Message ID#: 8356577
you know i should comment on the stupidity of this but it seems like a mute point. all i can think about right now *thanks to your two dam threads about this* is how much i'd really like some kfc right now.
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10-28-2009 02:44 AM
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lobster1999
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mmm...finger-lickin life sentence. ^_^
^_^ ur mom lieks swine flu. oink oink. ^_^
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10-28-2009 04:23 AM
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hysteria
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Sounds like a smart idea, I mean he chose food over life, who wouldn't do that? Prison food is probably a life sentence in itself take the KFC show the American Government who's boss! BTW don't get raped by a guy named Jim.
MLG #1 FLORIDA GATORS (SEC:6-0, Overall 8-0) Back2Back "I believe human beings and fish can coexist peacefully." -George W. Bush "Play to your strengths and achieve victory, that is what a great gamer does." -Doratus
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10-29-2009 01:30 PM
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1938_Packard
SwimApe
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Registered: 08-09-2008


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- Message ID#: 8356577
Almost make me wish I knew a KFC worker in that area. Some of the resulting unauthorized additives in that killer's food would gag a maggot.
My checks are like my mother's meatballs. *Splat!* They don't bounce.
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10-29-2009 02:00 PM
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Duo-Yuy
SwimBumpkin
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- Message ID#: 8358332
Life for exrta crispy seems mor than fair man woow just wow.
The AS Borads #1 Emma Sheen fan Proud member of the Steeler Nation 2010 the start of the no buys movement
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10-29-2009 05:11 PM
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naraku361
Order of the Owl
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Reply to valiente16
- Message ID#: 8356577
I was expecting "Florida" or "Arizona" or "Georgia", but not..... here....... 

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10-30-2009 01:15 AM
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