I know beggars can't be choosers, and like almost everyone else here I have been
begging for ozMo to make it back onto TV for a long time, but [as] has to show the entire series. Period. The ozMo experience is a culmination of all the episodes put together; it's all a singular storyline, not 20 completely exclusive episodes. That's why the decision was made to produce the DVD in movie form rather than episode form. Anything less than a full run is an affront to the show.
Still, fuuuuuudge YEAH, THE MOUSE IS BACK!!!!!
Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a **beast** big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suit on hire purchase in a range of **beast** fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the **beast** you are on Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing **beast** junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, **beast** up brats you spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else.