12 Oz. Mouse

[duzitickle]

dont ask me that.... ever.

[Inmate1234]

Oh, shie.

[Samurai_Champloo_Fan]

Shark: What do you do?
Fitz: I do it all.

Man/Woman: What are you doing?!
Fitz: Makin' out on you; it's what you wanted.

[duzitickle]

mouse: 
skillet .. whats wrong?
.. skillet.. skillet...skillet..
whats shakin?
oh youre in a jail.
oh youre in this jail.

[Samurai_Champloo_Fan]

Fitz: I've got a lot on my mind, gentlemen. I've got a lot on my mind and a lot of gun in my hand, so don't "F" this up...

[duzitickle]

shark:  ah, okay, i'm just gonna barely touch the key,
no no, not yet.  just ease into it.  just lightly rubbing the key with my fin. 
i'm just gonna barely touch the key, you won't even know i'm doing it. 
just lightly caressing the key, and start! 

[Samurai_Champloo_Fan]

Eye: Eye live on an eye-land in Eye-owa, or... W-eye-oming.
Fitz: No, you can't do that.

Message Edited by Samurai_Champloo_Fan on 06-10-2010 11:04 PM

[ZincThallinide]

Fitz: What's it like to be a shark?

(Shark slips off his desk)

Shark: Ow.

Fitz: Nice.

(Shark flops up and down, trying to get back on to his desk)

Fitz: You need some help?

Shark: Wait. I'll do it.

(Shark flops some more and gets back up to his desk)

Shark: So let me get this straight.

Fitz: Okay. Please...

Shark: I sent you to pick up a client and take him to a meeting.

Fitz: Yes. Yessir?

Shark: Instead of that... you took him to a porno set, where he starred in his very first porno and then you blew him up...

Fitz: Wrong. That didn't happen.

Shark: ...Then you robbed a bank...

Fitz: Robbed a bank?

Shark: ...Threw up on a woman...

Fitz: What!?

Shark: ...and sang to the police.

Fitz: That didn't happen. I didn't do that.

Shark: Huh... So what did you do?

Fitz: I did exactly what I wanted to do.

Shark: Which was what? Again?

Fitz: All things. A-L-L.

Shark: Hey, you know what they say? That I'm gonna give you one more chance.

Shark: They always say that.

Fitz: Oh, yeah? (angry) I think I'll give you one more chance!

(Fitz unloads multiple gun shots into Shark and then jumps out of his chair and begins to pistol whip Shark. He hops back to his seat and unloads even more shots)

Shark: Bulletproof.

Fitz: Hm. Then I guess I'll take the job. What is the job?

[ChimairasHungerForce]

That's one of my favorite quotes from the whole series.

Eyeball: "Do you have myyyyy mon-eye?"

Mouse: "What?"

Eyeball: "Do you have myyyy money?"

Also, another one from the same episode, the continuation of Boredumb's quote.

Eyeball: "It doesn't, but it will."

One more.

Mouse: "What's that? It sounds like a...baby."

Wife: "It's our baby."

Mouse: "We don't have a baby."

-EDIT-

Alright, I lied, two more.

RBM: "I just made 30 million.  I bet none of you have 30 million"

Shark: " Uh huh, I-"

RBM: "I live in a bank."

And

RBM: "Did you get those signals I sent you?"

Shark: "Yeah I got those."

RBM: "Yes you did got those...or got 'em."

I've also wondered if he says Aregato, lol.

[duzitickle]

rbm ~ sixty of what you think is a reputation for one is your downfall.

[PostModernMartyr]

Cause I... I've come to care about you.  A lot.  And also not in that way.  Yeah, in that way a little.  Half and half.

[ChimairasHungerForce]

Eyeball: "I am ver-EYE tired of the time....I am ver-EYE tired of the time...Ver-eye tired of the time! Ver-eye tired of the time! Ver-eye tired of the time! Ver-eye tired of the time gas!"

Shark: "How you feelin'?"

Eyeball: "Eye-mminent. Fruitfully....Eye-minnent."


For some reason, whenever I watch that clip with people, I don't think they get that joke. I imagine it's because they don't know what the word imminent means.

[Rotty]

Believe it was in the first episode:

Shark to mouse - "Are you drunk?"

Mouse to shark - "NOT DRUNK ENOUGH."

[itsacoaster]

Fitz: What do you know about a cold phone?
Rhoda: Don't EVER get one.

[ShatteredMemory]

Fitz: This is all like some sort of puke dream that I can't seem to shake the sweats from.

and

Roostre: ...and so, uh, now when I sleep I pull the covers over my ears because my sheets are banana spies.

[yazmineR]

shark - are you drunk?

mouse - not drunk eNUFF!

[duzitickle]

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yazmineR wrote:
shark - are you drunk?

mouse - not drunk eNUFF!

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thats one of my fav quotes in the whole series.
followed by the rest of the dialogue.

[yazmineR]

i think that whole episode is .. yeah... lol
<3

[duzitickle]

episode?
series!

[yazmineR]

true dat... you got me on that one

[duzitickle]

id love a manuscript.

[yazmineR]

omg yes!

[Fyrrh]

Probably already posted, but I love these quotes:

"What I'm actually thinking, and please take this the wrong way as far up your hole as you can, is that your gunkookshlinger is the size of a fortmizer's reticulous. Oooh, kablammo!" -Liquor

"I am on FIRE, sire!" -Producer Man

Fitz: "Dreams....shut 'em out."

Liquor: "That's what's so interesting about them. Haha, I can't....I can't....

RBM: "I'm outwalking your car.....dumbass."

Shark: "You little piece of--"

Liquor: "Ship! Get it? There were three ships, not two."

Roostre: "Some b*tch took it off in the middle of the night. Right after I built this sucker."

Liquor: "We'll just have to use drunken karate. Hey, what's that over there?"

Roostre: "What?"

Liquor: "Hoo-yah!"

Roostre: "Holy crap!"

[Solot]

"Up front, up back, upside. Upside your head."

"Did you catch my comedy act?

Fitz: No, was it good?

Dude... It was the shizzle."

"Okay let me get this straight,

I sent you to pick up a client and take him to a meeting.

Instead of that, you took him to a porno set where he starred in his very first porno.

Then you blew him up.

Robbed a bank,

threw up on a woman,

and sang to the police."

"It's cool everyone, I'm just drunk!"

"My name is Archeus!

Fitz: Arcaeus?

Archeus!

Fitz: Archayus?
ARCHEUS!!

Fitz: Whatever."

"I hope you know how lucky you are to know me since I'm so incredibly incredible."