Adult Swim Games

[Kehotik_Angel]

I looked into it. There are three coffee poison blotches, three hidden coffee bars that when taken out, turn into blotches. When you do the math, there should be 21 cuts to heal. 3 of them need staples. But that should be it. If it continues to give you that problem, feel free to ask again, and maybe someone else can help, because it may be a glitch.

[ZeeDeviant]

hi guys im trying to play games but fter about 10 secs it just cuts me off! help!!!!

[Hawt_Momma87]

My lil Bastard,

I do keep on spraying the little s.o.b.  And I've taken him on countless walks but he gets so depressed he dies. 

Also, is it weird that sometimes he poops out gold??!!?!?!

[Kehotik_Angel]

Spraying him will lower his happiness, I mean no one like to get all wet for no reason. Is there poop on the ground? Or it's butt? That will cause the happiness level to plummet. You have to keep it clean.

Yeah, its normal. Take it as a gift.

[Hawt_Momma87]

OH my god!  I finally got it!  But now i'm trying to get past the pyro stage.  Thanks for you help. 

[Kehotik_Angel]

No problem. Just try to keep everything from burning.

[Hawt_Momma87]

Ok it's going better then it was.  The little arse keeps breaking my water bottle!  But other then that he's okay.  Knock on wood. 

[Kehotik_Angel]

He'll do that.

[Hawt_Momma87]

Okay last stage, it's taking forever.  And I only have like 50 gold pieces.  Rawr.  The only way I can earn money now is to take him walking and get one piece at a time from those presents.  Cept I keep getting fire balls.

[Kehotik_Angel]

There is no real end to this game. So enjoy playing with your bastard.

[Hawt_Momma87]

Yeah, I got that.  He is such a lil bastard.  Hence the name. -_- grrrargh.

So anyone around?  Can anyone suggest a game that can be won??  o.o

[Swim_Ceej]

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Hawt_Momma87 wrote:

Yeah, I got that.  He is such a lil bastard.  Hence the name. -_- grrrargh.

So anyone around?  Can anyone suggest a game that can be won??  o.o

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Most of the other games on the site can be won. How about..............Viva Caligula? (One of my favorites.)

[SikSadWorld00]

Im on Dwayne stage 3... how the hell do you kill the **lololololololol** centipede thing????

HELP!!!

*meet me on the other side*

<3JEN

[hben87]

my lil bastard isnt working for me once i get past the gender option i cant drag any of the objects? has anyone had this problem? do i need to update something or dowload a program if so what program and how..

[hben87]

my lil bastard isnt working for me once i get past the gender choosing option it wony let me drag any of the objects has anyone had similar problems if so what do i do to fix it?

[hben87]

my lil bastard isnt working for me once i get past the gender option i cant drag any of the objects? has anyone had this problem? do i need to update something or dowload a program if so what program and how..?????????? please respond!

[hben87]

my lil bastard isnt working for me once i get past the gender option i cant drag any of the objects? has anyone had this problem? do i need to update something or dowload a program if so what program and how.. please help!!

[hben87]

I NEED F*CKING HELP HERE my lil bastard isnt working for me once i get past the gender option i cant drag any of the objects? has anyone had this problem? do i need to update something or dowload a program if so what program and how.. HELP ME YOU MOTHER F*CKERS!!!

[Kehotik_Angel]

I'm sorry. There have been people with that problem before, but I'm not sure how they fixed it.

[Kehotik_Angel]

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SikSadWorld00 wrote:

Im on Dwayne stage 3... how the hell do you kill the **lololololololol** centipede thing????

HELP!!!

*meet me on the other side*

<3JEN

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It's tricky, you have to chainsaw it in half. But getting it out is the problem. You can either zap it out and quickly switch to the chainsaw and cut it before it goes back in. OR you can just kill the little bugger by chainsawing the cuts as they appear. Just a warning though, the centipede isn't the only nasty you have to face....

[Momoneedsarazor]

How the hell do I train my lil Bastard (which I lovingly named Turdsammich) to use the effing toilet?! So early and I'm already stuck.

[Kehotik_Angel]

The Bastard is really stubborn (or thick headed.) So it will take a while, but keep hitting it with the water bottle every time it poops (just poop) The poop has to hit the ground. It should take a couple of minutes.

[MoeJoe73]

w do you get past the drunk stage? I got him wasted w/ two bottles, but I've wasted both ressurects on this dumb a!@ed stage. Please help!

[Kehotik_Angel]

I'm not sure how I did it myself, but I just kept it full of food and walked it a whole lot. I think you're supposed to throw away most of the booze.

[Kiloso]

GOD DARN.   I wanna play my lil' bastard but the game doesn't work.  Popups are enabled, and I can get past gender choose.  and then nothing.  Don just say I need to enable something.  Please tell me how.