Adult Swim Games

[DivisionofJoy]

I have a Satyr and Flamigo in my field and combined they produce as much as the boombox in my yard, the phonograph produces one less than the boombox.

Well, with Rare Indigo that is.

[Explosivo_420]

I''m thinking about just getting another Satyr I'm guessing it follows suit with the other stuffs and will double up again regardless.

[MysticDrachen]

In my field, I have two Satyrs in the center diagonally that power up the full field.
The center of the yard, I currently have two mirrors (formerly 2 boomboxes, but was trying out speeded up production instead of higher yield).

I coulda had Buddahs by now, but I lack the level to buy them.

I really need that Island, I just can't grow enough hemp.
All the money I got and nothing to spend it on.

[Explosivo_420]

I don't think boomboxes have any effect with two satyrs out, so I wouldn't worry about it.
the mirrors seem like a good idea though I'll try it.

[MysticDrachen]

Nah, the double boomboxes were in the Yard.

The two Satyrs are in the Field.

The two mirrors are in the Yard where the boomboxes used to be.

[Explosivo_420]

ok well then that's smart, although I only bought one of each of the mirror and satyr, maybe I should buy some for my yard.


nah, I need to start raising money



I wish the score submitted was more a summation of your property and not just the cash value.

[MysticDrachen]

Potty McSmokesalot's little celebratory jump after every single harvest gets tiresome and is too slow.
When I have a whole field of things set up to all sprout simultaneously, it's just a bother to wait for that animation.
I already waited for the harvesting meter, why do I have to put in extra time just for Potty McSmokesalot to dance?
I don't have to wait for extra after watering or planting.

Nuisance.

[DivisionofJoy]

these mirrors are freakin' awesome, making harvesting Neon and Oracle much less of a hassle. I'll get to the island in no time.

[MysticDrachen]

I got to the island and now I finally have enough land to grow in.

Oh, and that Bone Seed... awesome looking plant.
Golden was cool too.
Still waiting on Magic and Hawaiian to see how cool they are.

These higher up seeds are mostly wicked looking.

[DivisionofJoy]

Just unlocked and planted my first few Oily Lotus on the island.  With 19 Bone seed in a 4 hours I'll start building up the Island.

But dam did the land get expensive.

[noobull]

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MysticDrachen wrote:
I got to the island and now I finally have enough land to grow in.

Oh, and that Bone Seed... awesome looking plant.
Golden was cool too.
Still waiting on Magic and Hawaiian to see how cool they are.

These higher up seeds are mostly wicked looking.

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The Magic I planted yesterday finally bloomed, and I didn't like it. The icon was completely misleading. Burnt orange? I was hoping the blue/green/purple colors would show up when it bloomed. I see the ugly thing now on the teaser on the games front page. My rainbows and desert palms will bloom this evening. The teaser also showed a blueberry variety, so I wonder where it is?

I've spent $1.8 million on incense. (← A sentence likely never typed before in the history of the English language.)

[MysticDrachen]

Yeah, so far I'm dissapointed with the Magic, I expected something grand like most everything else on that 4th panel.

None of mine have bloomed yet, though, so maybe there's something to wait for at the end?

Also, blueberry might be upcoming, I think they are adding things.
If you notice when the game starts, there is a whole bunch of icons in a slideshow for "Coming Soon".

[noobull]

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MysticDrachen wrote:

Yeah, so far I'm dissapointed with the Magic, I expected something grand like most everything else on that 4th panel.

None of mine have bloomed yet, though, so maybe there's something to wait for at the end?

Also, blueberry might be upcoming, I think they are adding things.
If you notice when the game starts, there is a whole bunch of icons in a slideshow for "Coming Soon".

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Blueberry didn't show up in the "coming attractions." (When is "soon" anyway?) It would make the game more interesting in the long term if they had seasonal varieties, which I am beginning to suspect is the case. Something like "hempolantern" with a pumpkin motif would be appropriate for this time of year.

suhweeet my neon icons just got approved

[chelydra]

My Hawaiian finally came in!

[MysticDrachen]

I'm waiting on 3 Hawaiians.

1 in the Attic flower pot, so it has to take the full 7 days.
2 in the Field, time being halved by the incense.

Also I got my avatar of Potty McSmokesalot snoozing against a tree.
I didn't expect to switch off Rapier Ape so soon.
Then again, I already got another one I want.

[MysticDrachen]

UPDATE: I am now on Level 25 playing honestly, no cheats, and have used every seed currently available and am well over the million mark.

I need more things to plant!

[DivisionofJoy]

Has anyone else's game been running slower than usual?

[DuboJ]

Hey all you cheaters. So F*%! lame. I'm sure some person good at math could figure out who's cheated and who has not. The game hasn't been out long enough for some of the scores to be possible. Whatever I myself am level 25 with almost 3 mil and I did it with out being a loser cheater **NaClO**. If you win by cheating you've got nothing but shame. You do great dishonor to your family 

[DuboJ]

2 buddas 1 incense and a couple mirrors, makes mucho happy hempy

[DivisionofJoy]

finally broke past the mil mark.

[MysticDrachen]

I'm finally closing in on the 2 million mark.
lol, This is my second time going through 1 million, close to after I did 1 million the first time, I bought the island and immediatly spend a good chunk of my money plowing the entire thing in one shot and adding a buddah, didn't even have enough money left for the incense.

All this on legit play, too.

But now I got a buddah and incense on every level except the attic, and that only has one space that's currently growing a Hawaiian in the next 120 hours left.

I was thinking that after  the Hawaiian grows, I might just use the Attic for stuff and not bother growing a single plant up there.

Has anyone else yet tried putting stuff in that Attic pot?

lol, My Attic will be just for toys

I need more plants, Ceej!

[stylx]

Same with some other newer games, I'm stuck at 100%

[noobull]

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DuboJ wrote:

Hey all you cheaters. So F*%! lame. I'm sure some person good at math could figure out who's cheated and who has not. The game hasn't been out long enough for some of the scores to be possible. Whatever I myself am level 25 with almost 3 mil and I did it with out being a loser cheater **NaClO**. If you win by cheating you've got nothing but shame. You do great dishonor to your family 

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A SwimOutsider can only go on the scores that each person has submitted. I have been looking at the scores, and the highest scorer that I would not call a cheater with a certainty above 90% is ranked #25. I think I know the max profit that could be taken per day, but I will not divulge because of said cheaters. That max profit would require 24-hour attention, which likely implies that at least 2-3 people would have to be tending the farm. The players that submit a one-time score are the hardest to gauge.

In this case, I say "let them cheat." Most will tire of it quickly anyway. I'm thinking I'll try to become a billionaire, though it will take around 8 months to do so. The high scores aren't fair anyway, as they will favor the players that started earlier. The best way to deter cheating would be to not air the scores at all on the high scores bump, or, of course, fixing the clock problem and resetting everyone at zero.

I'm across $9 mil now, but certainly someone who isn't cheating has been more active than me.

[noobull]

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MysticDrachen wrote:

I'm finally closing in on the 2 million mark.
lol, This is my second time going through 1 million, close to after I did 1 million the first time, I bought the island and immediatly spend a good chunk of my money plowing the entire thing in one shot and adding a buddah, didn't even have enough money left for the incense.

All this on legit play, too.

But now I got a buddah and incense on every level except the attic, and that only has one space that's currently growing a Hawaiian in the next 120 hours left.

I was thinking that after  the Hawaiian grows, I might just use the Attic for stuff and not bother growing a single plant up there.

Has anyone else yet tried putting stuff in that Attic pot?

lol, My Attic will be just for toys

I need more plants, Ceej!

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It will be the last time you will be investing in your business. The money will be pouring in soon.

A nice surprise with the Rainbow. Next to a boombox, it had a +8 on the yield, when I was expecting only a +3. Regardless, I'll take the $53k profit per tree. I planted them everywhere, and if I get the same return with two buddahs, I'll be raking in a $2.5 mil profit per day (with the two incenses in each area) while tending the fields only once a day. I finally grew a Spider, and with two buddahs I got a +5 (and it takes 15 hours to wilt with the incenses), which also was more than I expected. It makes me wonder what kinda bonus on yield I'll get if I grow Hawaiians in my yard. Hmm........

[MysticDrachen]

I'll let you know when mine come in.

All the same, the rainbows are looking good, but I still need more plants to experiment with.
I can imagine this game getting old fast without new seeds coming in every so often, especially seeing as I've already topped out.