This game... this game right here. I think it has completly broken my brain for good.
I CAN'T GET THIS OUT OF MY HEAD!!!
Doctor Girlfriend Robot Unicorn Charlie Candy Mountain
In my mind this is canon...
Dr Mrs the Monarch gives Charlie the Unicorn a new Robot body in return for helping her save the Monarch from his crazy unicorn friends.
Charlie: "THEY'RE NOT MY FRIENDS!"
Dr GF: "Uh, yeah sure hun... whatever"
Charlie: "I Can't Believe I'm helping you with this."
Dr GF: "Look, you can keep **pOp**, or we can just get this done already. Robot bodies are kinda expensive you know."
Charlie: "I look like Lisa Frank puked all over me! Why does this stuff always happen to me?!"
Dr GF: "Um, because you're the banana king? Didn't you realize this stuff happens when you sign up to get Arched?"
Charlie: " When we are done, let's never speak of this again..."
Dr GF: "Yeah I'm sure that won't be to much of an issue. I don't think the Monarch will be to happy about being saved by a Unicorn."
Charlie: "Oh Dear God! Is that a dolphin? Please tell me you see that too!"
Dr GF: "Only if you tell me that you hear 90's music playing. Bowie better not be behind this."
Charlie: "Who? Look whatever... Just watch out for those crazies. Last thing I want is to have a leg stolen or something."
Dr GF: "Yeah, yeah... make sure you don't crash into anything okay?"
If it wasn't for porn, I'd probably never get anything 'done'...
*insert witty comment here*
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