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Swim_Ceej
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New game: Fantasy Telemarketer

It's Thursday! We've got a new game for y'all where you finally live those dreams of becoming a headphone jockey. That's what they're called, right? Headphone jockeys? 

 

CLICK TO LIVE OUT YOUR FANTASY

 

Then discuss here plz. Thank yous.

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justnic
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Re: New game: Fantasy Telemarketer

Reply to Swim_Ceej - Message ID#: 51239723

This is fantastic.
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SwimPunk
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Re: New game: Fantasy Telemarketer

Reply to Swim_Ceej - Message ID#: 51239723

in the last round with kalindi, i had 5 minutes left to sell sergi stuff.  his connetion only showed 4 blinking dots, i hung up, tried again, yet.. the game wouldnt let me even connect with him.  my time ran out and never got to attempt a sale to sergi.  it also showed me as having played the final round perfectly, when it wasnt perfect.
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Cookiekitty
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Re: New game: Fantasy Telemarketer

Reply to Swim_Ceej - Message ID#: 51239723

This game **BLEEP** as much as your new programs
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SwimNub
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Re: New game: Fantasy Telemarketer

Reply to Swim_Ceej - Message ID#: 51239723

Like the game, but there seems to be some problems with Kalindi.

 

1. Every time it dialed Sergi, nothing would happen on the line.

 

2. I tried for 5 mins to dial two of the numbers and got either busy signals or a we're sorry message. It's impossible to meet the quota without having those numbers work. Maybe have the game set up where there are more number options to call.

 

3. When offering products to customers, sometimes the game would revert back to the dialogue of the highest-scoring product, like with the snowman guy, I offered him a product and it went thru the spiel of the Book of the Dead product instead. Did the same thing with the Candi customer.

 

Otherwise it's pretty good. Kinda deja-vu-ish though, if you've ever worked as a telemarketer. Especially Henry. O.o 

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LookMomNoHands
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Re: New game: Fantasy Telemarketer

Reply to MarIboro - Message ID#: 51242193

The game is really funny but I did have the same problem everyone else is haveing. Also the costumers that dont connect should become available when you've sold to the others I was just sitting there waiting for the clock to run out. I had soome issues with loading another game after finishing one.....also I HATE TELEMARKETERS THEY CALL ME EVERYDAY
SwimNub
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Re: New game: Fantasy Telemarketer

Reply to mystik977 - Message ID#: 51245043

The last level is tough

 what you need to do is this is these options, choose these as follows

 

1.Cadee:  Hit on: **BLEEP** n cut: save time: moderate

 

2ed sale: patornize: DIY eye surgey: moderate

 

2. Fred frost : play along: book of the dead: revenage: cheap

 

2ed sale: confuse: 2D glasses: half now half later

 

steve: Threaten(lol): methean pills: make friends: moderate

 

2ed sale: threaten(lol: shockerizer suit: Free shipping

 

those options should get you the quota

 

 

oh and adult swim,  i thought i should just point out that it is kind of ironic that you guys try and act so bold and antu-establishment when you wont even let people have usernames with profity in them, Fraking dumb 

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Kid_With_The_Face
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Re: New game: Fantasy Telemarketer

Reply to thatoneguy46 - Message ID#: 51248957


thatoneguy46 wrote:

The last level is tough

 what you need to do is this is these options, choose these as follows

 

1.Cadee:  Hit on: **BLEEP** n cut: save time: moderate

 

2ed sale: patornize: DIY eye surgey: moderate

 

2. Fred frost : play along: book of the dead: revenage: cheap

 

2ed sale: confuse: 2D glasses: half now half later

 

steve: Threaten(lol): methean pills: make friends: moderate

 

2ed sale: threaten(lol: shockerizer suit: Free shipping

 

those options should get you the quota

 

 

oh and adult swim,  i thought i should just point out that it is kind of ironic that you guys try and act so bold and antu-establishment when you wont even let people have usernames with profity in them, Fraking dumb 


young children use the message boards too, you shouldnt need to use profanity to express yourself

"moshimo"
SwimNub
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Re: New game: Fantasy Telemarketer

Reply to Kid_With_The_Face - Message ID#: 51251014

One thing that needs fixing, is if there are no more calls that can be made and plenty of time on the clock you need a button to punch out early.
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ZootSuitRiotControl
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Re: New game: Fantasy Telemarketer

Reply to metamantis - Message ID#: 51255695

Also, maybe everything should be randomized, not cycled.
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justnic
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Re: New game: Fantasy Telemarketer

Reply to MarIboro - Message ID#: 51242193

My only issue with it is, once you figure out what works for the specific characters, that's it. There's no variation. I have figured out the exact perfect things to say and sell to the first fuy, so that's a little disappointing.
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Fuegoenpantalones
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Re: New game: Fantasy Telemarketer

Reply to Swim_Ceej - Message ID#: 51239723

Perfect score on Kalindi...just incase someone is deathly afraid of game rejection

 

 1.Candee:  Hit on: **BLEEP** n cut: save time: moderate

 
 (Candee 2nd sale): patornize: DIY eye surgey: moderate

 

2. Fred frost : play along: book of the dead: revenge: cheap

 

 (Fred Frost 2nd Sale): confuse: 2D glasses: half now half later

 

3. Steve: Threaten: methene pills: make friends: half now and half later

 
 (Steve 2nd sale): threaten: shockerizer suit: Free shipping



4. Sergi: schmooze: creamator:save times:cheap


 (Sergi 2nd Sale):  Taunt:mail order bride: 2 for 1

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SwimPunk
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Re: New game: Fantasy Telemarketer

Reply to Fuegoenpantalones - Message ID#: 51278128

:smileymad: Man am I glad you all posted that!!!! Level 4 was making me crazy!!!!  Now what? Will there ever be any additions to this game?

 

SwimNub
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Re: New game: Fantasy Telemarketer

Reply to Swim_Ceej - Message ID#: 51239723

Holy crap . . . Dude I AM a telemarketer. This is . .. well, aside from the telemarketing company and such . . . accurate. Its kinda scary.
SwimNub
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Re: New game: Fantasy Telemarketer

Reply to Swim_Ceej - Message ID#: 51239723

I love Fantasy Telemarketer. Its a little hard at first,but once you get the hang of it,its very fun.
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irrelevant
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Re: New game: Fantasy Telemarketer

Reply to Swim_Ceej - Message ID#: 51239723

Wish I had this game at my last job.

It've given me a break from.. well, telemarketing.

This is so realistic, too!
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LuckyDevil13
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Re: New game: Fantasy Telemarketer

Reply to Swim_Ceej - Message ID#: 51239723

They should call me more
SwimNub
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Re: New game: Fantasy Telemarketer

Reply to Swim_Ceej - Message ID#: 51239723

I cant get past level one. I sell both the first wackjob a meisterburger, and the girl afterward the spray on clothes, but the next guy is a re-dial, and the following two it says I have connected, but my dude doesnt SAY anything. It just sits there. What is this bs?
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Fuegoenpantalones
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Re: New game: Fantasy Telemarketer

Reply to llWinterbornll - Message ID#: 51313180

The definitive guide to Level 1....

 

 

Steve

 

1st.   Sympathize: Hot Dog Roller: Healthy: Cheap

 

2nd.  Compliment: Taxidermy kit: Moderate

 

Madison

 

1st.  Compliment: Spray on Clothes: Impress: Moderate

 

2nd.  Embarrass: Dummy Buddy: Moderate

 

Jim

 

1st.  Insult:  Threat Detector: Paranoia: Moderate

 

2nd.  Conspire: Pet Energizer: Cheap

 

Candee

 

1st.  Shock: Kiddie Cuffs: Personal Time: Cheap

 

2nd.  Patronize:  Ball Bra: 2 for 1 

 

 

Because playing the game for real, just ain't worth it....why do I do this you ask?  Well there was a marathon of Anthony Bourdain today...Telemarketing and the Travel Channel... 

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MilkLover
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Re: New game: Fantasy Telemarketer

Reply to Swim_Ceej - Message ID#: 51239723

My only complaint about this game is how unrealistic it is.

 

Do you know how many real-life "telemarketers" are just recorded messages?

 

And how many people hang up as soon as it becomes clear they're trying to sell you something?

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MilkLover
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Re: New game: Fantasy Telemarketer

Reply to MilkLover - Message ID#: 51340109

Oh, and after two failed attempts to beat Level 2, I finally got it on the third try.

 

I succeeded on my third attempt, then had nothing to do for the last three minutes or so. When the time finally ran out, the computer froze up while trying to get ready for Level 3. What gives?

SwimNub
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Re: New game: Fantasy Telemarketer

Reply to LookMomNoHands - Message ID#: 51245694

Yeah i had the same problem - once i'd met the quota, i had sergi and leester left but they were busy the whole time and no matter how much i clicked "dial next" it didnt even TRY to put the call through, and i just waited for the time to run out. the game's really fun but the screwed up part just makes it totally not worth-it to play.
SwimNub
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Re: New game: Fantasy Telemarketer

Reply to MilkLover - Message ID#: 51340130

Guide to a PERFECT level 2 (with Cuddles =P):

 

 Kathy and Karen
1st: Hit On; Dummy Buddy; Personal Time; 2 for 1
2nd: Pressure; Shockersize Suit; 2 for 1

Fred Frost
1st: Question; Solar-Powered Flashlight; Saves Money; Moderate
2nd: Sympathize; Methane Pills; Cheap

Tom Heinrich
1st: Patronize; Toenail Clipper; Independence; Moderate
2nd: Insult; Solar Flashlight; Cheap

Rosemary Watson
1st: Play Along; Threat Detector; Independence; Free S&H
2nd: Sympathize; Euthanasia Kit; Half Now Half Later

SwimNub
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Re: New game: Fantasy Telemarketer

Reply to peaceoutyall - Message ID#: 51343738

you aren't supposed to call those two. o.o

 

there are 2 callers that are not available in every single level. so really you only have 4 people to sell to.

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Re: game: Fantasy Telemarketer

Reply to Swim_Ceej - Message ID#: 51239723

Fantasy Telemarketer game stick's for me and sit's therenot leting me call any one new after i make a sale and hang up it just stick's  intell the time run's out and it dont give me the right score it resets or some thing ! whats up with that???
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