Adult Swim Games

[Kiss_of_a_Dead_Rose]

How do you beat the drunk level...he died like twice already

[xXDiamondDivaXx]

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Moniker wrote:
I don't know what is going on but I am unable to drag the bone to the dish. I left clicked and held and dragged but the bone remains in place, I tried the dish as well. Help me Ceej.

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I think the only food that can go into the dish is the pellets.

But any food (even the pellets in the box) can be shoved right into his mouth without the bowl.

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No I've put the bones in the dish. It works.

[FrankRizzo14]

Ok this is a great game but i spent 343 gold on food on the drunk stage and he still died.  Some one please help me.

[SnowYuppie]

Awards

Took a pic of pet                          Played Fetch 20x

Rewarded pet                             ????Help Me Idk...????

Punished pet                               Filled up pet completly

Walked pet                                  Got pet wasted (just 3 drinks)

Collected $200                           ????Help Me..please???

Walked pet 5x                             Told Pet You Love it

Cleaned 25 turds (ew)                ????UGH??????

Help me.. Im missing 3, Ive done everything I can think of. Kept his food and happiness pegged pretty much the whole time

Idk what else to do.. I though that maybe getting him laid alot and letting him buying him moltovs might help... but I ran outta cash

Getting past the drunk stage- gotta keep his food completly, let him poo about 5 times and clean it. If you keep letting him Funfetti youll run outta cash though, I spent about 2bill on the food to pass this level. And the leash keeps him happy. 

The toilet level- spray him about 10-15 times in a row - if he poos on the floor  or completes his pissing the count starts over (even if its gold). Keep him happy by playing frisbee this level. the trick is to throw the frisbee right after you spray him, if you take your bottle off him that lil bastard will Funfetti right away and it starts over. 

I really need help on the bastard stage.. I just wanna see the Funfetti game end. I kept the toilet till the end, tried to keep the computer but he blew it up. Do i really need to teach him lessons or do i just need the awards?

[MidnightxRaven]

I wanna know how the hell do u get past pyro. I've sprayed him like a thousand times with in two days.

[saix_morigun]

The last three things you need to do for the awards are:

1) Earn 2,000 Gold

2) Wash pet

3) Chat on computer for 10 minutes

To get past Pyro: Spray him each time he throws a malotov (sp)

[Who_Are_You_People]

This is a guide how to grow your pet into the wonderful bastard that it is!

As of right now, my pet is in the bastard stage and I have not gotten past that stage yet, so please don’t bother me with the “what comes next” questions, because like you I don’t know yet. And yes I'm still missing one of the bonuses..

  

First you need to figure out what sex your pet will be. Drag the light bulb over the word

boy/girl until the egg hatches. Then you will get to name your pet.

 

Two things I like to point out before you get started:

 

1)      There are 14 things you can do with your pet to earn extra cash. I will have them listed at the bottom of this post. well 13 anyway....i'm still missing one as I just mentioned.

2)      If your pet falls asleep. LET THEM sleep. This generates happiness. If you click on anything in the room while your pet is asleep, it will wake up.

 

Stage one (HUNGRY) You will need to feed your pet. Despite posts claiming you can’t put food in your pets bowl fact is… YOU CAN. Any food regardless what it is. Don’t believe me? Try it for yourself. Pick up a bone and place it in the bowl. Drag your pet over to the food bowl and watch your pet eat. You may need to buy it more food at the

store.

 

Stage two (dirty) This little crap factory will make a pile of steamy goodness for you to pick up. When it poops you must wipe its butt with toilet paper. Then you need to pick up the crap and throw it away in the garbage can. If you don’t wipe your pet ASAP, the pets happy level will drop fast. Suggestion, wipe first, pick up poop second.

 

Stage three (hyper) Throw around the Frisbee with your pet. Click on the Frisbee, move your mouse let go of the mouse button and toss it around.

 

Stage four (toilet) The only way you will get past this stage is by spraying your pet with the water bottle when your pet decides to squat or pee. Dropping your pet on the toilet won’t make ANY difference so don’t waste your time. The ONLY way to get past this level is the water bottle. Got it? Also, PATIENCE is key with level. You may have to spray your pet 50 times until it goes on the toilet. Keep the water bottle above your pets head. They will break it otherwise. During this level, your pet may get depressed. Take your pet for a walk. Buy a leash from the store.

 

Stage five (geek) Your pet gets a computer. Go talk to it! Your pet has quite the mouth on them.

 

Stage six (pyro) your pet will destroy things with Molotov cocktails. Burn baby burn

 

Stage seven (smoker) Smoking is bad ok? Spray your pet with the water bottle when it lights up.

 

Stage eight ( h0rny) Take all the stuffed animals falling from the sky and throw them away. DO NOT let your pet have their way with them.

 

Stage nine (drunk) Throw away the liquor. Don’t forget to feed your drunk pet, sober them up with a squirt of water. This is another level that takes patience.

 

Stage ten (bastard) Your pet has forgotten EVERYTHING. You will have to re-teach everything from the previous 9 stages. Good luck! You will need the water bottle 100% of the time when you’re not walking your depressed pet. As of right now, I don't personally know if there is an ending to the game. My thoughts are poison the little fuuuuuudgeer and go play something else.

  

Here’s a list of 14 things that will help you get your secret bonus coins in the game:

1. Took a picture of your pet

Locate the camera icon in the bottom right corner of your screen and snap a shot!

1. Rewarded your pet

Buy your pet the bone with the ribbon on it

1. Punished your pet

Spray the lil bastard with the water bottle

1. Walked the pet

Take you pet for a walk on the leash

1. Collected $200.

Save up!

1. Walked pet 5 times

Go for a walk and pick out a prize

1. Cleaned  up25 turds

Throw away the poop

1. Played fetch 20 times

Toss the Frisbee around

9.. Chatted for 10 minutes

Have your pet on the computer for ten minutes. (side note….Grab a smoke or a cup of coffee at this part. You don’t really need to talk to it. Just have your pet on the computer for 10 minutes)

10. Filled up pet completely

Feed your pet until it is full

11.  Got your pet wasted

Liquor the pet up during the drunk stage before you throw away all the liquor

12.  ????????????????????????????????????

13.  Told the pet you loved it.

 Chat with your pet on the computer.

14.Collected 2000 coins

 

Sorry I’m missing one. Hope you get it.

[det0xxp]

Really? How are there people at 1,000,000 and im doing the same tedious thing ive been doing and cant get no where near it unless I sit here for hours on end playing frisbee, spraying, feeding etc. over and over and over again.

It makes absolutly no sense as to how these people are getting so high up... click on my name and look at how many times I saved to get the score I have now I got 4 people ahead of me with 1,000,000+. I just dont get it.

[Who_Are_You_People]

I can understand your frustration, I decided to poision my pet and move on to bigger things......You posted to "wash your pet" as one of the bonuses. I've yet to find this option.

If you over spray your pet, it will die. Can you please let me know how do you wash it since clearly that would be the one bonus option I'm currently missing in my walkthrough guide

that I posted. I'm looking forward to know how you washed the pet.

In the previous posts someone typed wash pet. It was a typo and the poster meant to type get pet wasted, and instead they typed washed. But you must have washed your pet

otherwise you wouldn't  have typed that.. Please let me know how and what level you did this, since I missed it.

thanks in advance!

[saix_morigun]

Actually I think that was a mistake: The wash your pet. I wrote it down b/c a few other people posted it. I tried wiping twice and even after he/she pees or poos gold or trophies but after ten times it didn't work. I apologize. Good luck with the quest to finish the game. I am currently at the 53rd place overall and I am trying to see how high I can go b/c despite the stupidity of this game I am addicted to it.

[det0xxp]

Yea, I know as much as you for this game. We are all still missing the "final" bonus whatever it is. Im not even sure, as for washing the pet I dont think theres any way you can do this hence why im stating it as a rumor.

As for these scores, im in awe. I mean honestly. 

Frisbee = 100 points each time he throws it

Spray your pet = 10 points

Computer = 10 points

Feed = 10 points

How are people getting such high scores? Did I miss out on some sort of score glitch?

[Doratus]

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saix_morigun wrote:
Actually I think that was a mistake: The wash your pet.

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It was, I think people confused the punish the pet goel with washing it since you do it with the water bottle. What I really want to know is if the 2000 gold goal is for real or just another guess. I know that was a goal in the beta version, but has anyone actually gotten that goal in this version? Really, can anyone confirm it?

[Doratus]

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Who_Are_You_People wrote:
14.Collected 2000 coins

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Did you reach this goal yourself or are you going by what other people have said? Is it for realz?

[bloodybirdbrain]

well i got up to the bastard stage before i got sick of him and killed him-you pretty much gotta keep at it.they should have a gun in the game so i can just shoot that little sh*t

[Lord_Kai]

I agree... the lil' bastard just doesn't make enough money for me in his later years... Then again, sometimes I think I just plain ol' don't love the little guy.

[det0xxp]

Yes Doratus,one of the last achievements is aquiring 2000 gold... I would take a screenshot but I forgot I no longer have paint on my computer anymore. Hah

Message Edited by det0xxp on 02-15-2009 10:13 PM

[GamerFool]

PM me for hints leading up to bastard stage.

If anyone knows how to progress (if possible) past bastard stage or knows the last award, please post.

The awards I personally achieved, and therefore exist. (Screencapped for proof)

Took a picture of your pet! (Click picture icon on bottom righthand corner)

Rewarded your pet! (Give the pet the 25 dollar treat)

Punished your pet! (Hit it with the spray)

Walked the pet! (Use the leash)

Collected $200! (Make money)

Walked the pet five times! (Leash your pet 5 times)

Cleaned up 25 Turds (Throw 25 turds in the can)

Played fetch 20 times! (Throw the frisbee

Chatted for 10 minutes! (Use the computer and chat for 10 minutes-can be in segments)

Filled the pet up completely! (Stuff the blob)

Got your pet wasted! (Give it some booze)

??????? (Any help? I've tried giving it a bunch of sex dolls and molotov cocktails to no success)

Told the pet you love it! (Say I love you on the computer)

Collected $2000! (Make a lot of money)

[Doratus]

Thank you. And in return I'll give out the one goal that every one seems to be missing: Make the bastard call you "Daddy"! He'll resist, but be persistent and show that bastard who's boss.

[terriwat]

hey guys, just trying out the lil bastard and i can't figure out how to get the lil bastard to crap on the toilet....help!

[Doratus]

Hit him with the spraybottle whenever he does something wrong. It may take a loooong time. That bastard is stubborn.

[zomfgpal]

Meh after he destroyed the toilet and started Funfettiting everywhere again even if i bottled him forever i gave up and killed the **bleep!** bastard.

[Lord_Kai]

My guy seems... depressed? Dunno what to do with him, instead of walking around, he kinda sits there looking crazy... he can have full happiness/food, but he stays the same. Weird enough, it doesn't seem to be killing him, he just sorta does... nothing. Anyone know?

[Doratus]

That means he's tired. He'll end up sleeping if you leave him alone for a while, and then he'll be back to his normal destructive self. I recommend not letting him sleep.

[iEatCrayons]

Tell him to smoke weed. He tells you that you're a true AS fan. Haa.

[saix_morigun]

Mine doesn't sleep longer than about 1 second anyhow. I did click on it once and the happiness bar went from 75% to about 10% so I have been letting him sleep it would be nice if it would sleep longer. It is constantly depressed so I am not sure how much longer I can keep it alive, but it is in bastard stage at least.