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SwimNub
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i've installed bamoovecursor but ccm 1 still wont work. it worked before, i have firefox, with windows 7 as my os, and wireless as my internet.
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interludereality
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On Robot Unicorn Attack it constantly glitches and if I die once, on the next "wish" the z and x buttons dont do anything. The unicorn just runs till it falls off the platform.

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AcornCap
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So basically, the moment the little purchase this app button appeared, the game performance went to crap. They probably aren't going to respond. Why would they? When the game launched ( and the majority of people that would play this were still in classes ) it ran fine and smooth. The performance changed immediately after the game was sold. Cha - ching! sold out!  :smileysad: Why would anyone care about a free to play flash game that they had actually made money off of? Basically, anyone who owns anything that begins with a lowercase i, as far as electronics goes, is a sucker. :smileymad:

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Wnts2GoFast
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I am running on vista 32 bit I use Firefox (FF) and IE lately it's been loading  videos INCREDIBLY SLOW youtube is loading faster and so is hulu. What's going on with it?

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folp9
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Firefox 3.6

8:55 Central-ish

Windows Vista

Laptop, Wifi. Cable.

 

Hope that contributes something. This last time was bad enough that I came to this forum to LOOK for a thread like this, hah. Didn't happen til I had over 20k points or so from what I remember.

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folp9
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^This is for Robot Unicorn Attack. Sorry I forgot to mention this and I can't seem to see an 'edit post' option so I'm just making this quick reply.
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Uberrich
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Hello, i don't know if im in the right place; however, 5 min to Kill Yourself and Vending Machine Champ crash as soon as you start to play on the Iphone 3Gs with 4.0 firmware. Are you planing on fixing them ?

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Swim_Ceej
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Uberrich wrote:

Hello, i don't know if im in the right place; however, 5 min to Kill Yourself and Vending Machine Champ crash as soon as you start to play on the Iphone 3Gs with 4.0 firmware. Are you planing on fixing them ?


We are working on a fix for Five Minutes to Kill (Yourself) that should be ready soon. Vending Machine Champ, the problem is a little more involved so that might take a little longer. Our intention is to fix it, though, yes.

 

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Amateur surgeon 2, right when all the centipedes (or whatever) come out after you kill the worm on Dwayne.  Everytime.

 

firefox, updated, broadband.  Everything else in the game has been fine, but once I get to that point, it doesn't keep up anymore.

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AcornCap
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WHY AREN'T YOU WORKING ON THE GAMES THAT WORK THAT JUST HAVE SMALL ISSUES RATHER THAN FIXING THE **alf**TY GAMES THAT NOT AS MANY PEOPLE PLAY?!  THAT DON'T WORK AT ALL!? What the fuuuuuudge is wrong with you guys? You're crashing your own site into the ground! Much like the lag/latency in ROBOT UNICORN does!!!! You can be over 50k point and a mysterious invisible vortex comes from nowhere (aka Iphones) and **alf** your into the ground! So its more like playing the lottery for points because you don't know when this vortex is going to happen. WHY DON'T YOU JUST INCORPORATE A VORTEX SO WE DON'T KNOW THAT ITS JUST YOUR **alf**TY SERVICE! LIE SOME MORE!!!! SELL OUTS!

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Gaelic_Rapscallion
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AcornCap wrote:

WHY AREN'T YOU WORKING ON THE GAMES THAT WORK THAT JUST HAVE SMALL ISSUES RATHER THAN FIXING THE **alf**TY GAMES THAT NOT AS MANY PEOPLE PLAY?!  THAT DON'T WORK AT ALL!? What the fuuuuuudge is wrong with you guys? You're crashing your own site into the ground! Much like the lag/latency in ROBOT UNICORN does!!!! You can be over 50k point and a mysterious invisible vortex comes from nowhere (aka Iphones) and **alf** your into the ground! So its more like playing the lottery for points because you don't know when this vortex is going to happen. WHY DON'T YOU JUST INCORPORATE A VORTEX SO WE DON'T KNOW THAT ITS JUST YOUR **alf**TY SERVICE! LIE SOME MORE!!!! SELL OUTS!


 

[AS] would be hard pressed to run this site into the ground, the same way you'd be hard pressed to drop a ball bearing from a cruising 747 and hit a purple egg sandwich.  However, pleasing everyone all the time simply won't happen.  In any computer driven system, glitches happen, no matter how hard you try and stop them.  Ride out the storm, and I assure you there will be a rainbow on the other side.

 

As a side note, Vagisil applied twice daily (or perhaps three times in your case) should make you a less angry person.

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Okay...so since like Tuesday the 13th of July, I am having a hell of a time playing games.  I have the latest Flash player, running on Vista.  I have never ever had a problem, but suddenly I'll be in the middle of playing and the page starts reloading.  It's really aggravating especially during Am. Surgeon.  I get a message saying there's a problem with the website, and I honestly do wonder.  I have played numerous other flash games on other sites without a problem...

 

I am not very "techie" so if anyone else had/has this problem that can explain it to me in super basic english, that would rock.  Thanks

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Okay...so since like Tuesday the 13th of July, I am having a hell of a time playing games.  I have the latest Flash player, running on Vista.  I have never ever had a problem, but suddenly I'll be in the middle of playing and the page starts reloading.  It's really aggravating especially during Am. Surgeon.  I get a message saying there's a problem with the website, and I honestly do wonder.  I have played numerous other flash games on other sites without a problem...

 

 

 

I am not very "techie" so if anyone else had/has this problem that can explain it to me in super basic english, that would rock.  Thanks

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mathesar
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I just started playing Robot Unicorn Attack and it runs a choppy compared to other flash games. Ive tried it in IE8 and Firefox 3.6.6 with the same results. I have Flash v10.1 installed.

 

PC: i7 920 @ 3.36ghz / 6gb / EVGA GTX 480 / Win 7 64bit Ultimate.

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jodzilla
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Tofu Hunter isn't loading. After you select your weapon it gets stuck on the hunting tips in an endless loop. What's up!

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cypresshaven
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I have been playing Amateur Surgeon 2 over the past week with no problems. Yesterday, during gameplay, I noticed the game stopped showing the entire screen in the flash box. Now when I load the game, the bottom and sides of the screen are cut off so that I can't see or click on the 'Continue Game' buttons.

 

I'm on a Mac OS 10.6.4, Firefox 3.6.7, Flash10.0.4.5.2, running on a cable modem.

 

Thanks!

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cypresshaven wrote:

I have been playing Amateur Surgeon 2 over the past week with no problems. Yesterday, during gameplay, I noticed the game stopped showing the entire screen in the flash box. Now when I load the game, the bottom and sides of the screen are cut off so that I can't see or click on the 'Continue Game' buttons.

 

I'm on a Mac OS 10.6.4, Firefox 3.6.7, Flash10.0.4.5.2, running on a cable modem.

 

Thanks!


Try zooming in on your browser (ctrl + +). That will make the bounding box bigger, and then you should be able to see the entire game screen.

 

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Every time I play the Christmas version of Zombie Hooker Nightmare,

it gets super slow and choppy when I get to levels 7 and up

 

Extra info:

My browser is Cometbird [which is practically a less popular version of Firefox]

and I have a dial up AT&T modem

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Tetrissama
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I am having problems loading Robot Unicorn Attack, I have upgraded to the lates version of Flash, I am on the Windows Vista and I am using FireFox. What could be the problem?

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acidpolice
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the new bmx game runs choppy for me with firefox, it seems better on other browsers though. i have a pc.
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liteskinnedboy
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okay, 'Five Minutes To Kill Yourself-Original" is slllllllllllllloooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwww.......:manmad:

the browser i'm using is Firefox, Windows 7 and i have a wire-less connection.

can you help me out?

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drewb1980
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Hello everyone.

 

Whenever I try to play Redder or a few other games a pop up shows up in the middle of the screen saying that adultswim wants to load content to my computer. I try clicking "allow" but it still does not disappear. Help!

SwimPunk
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I cannot play Hemp tycoon, Amature surgon, etc. Wiyh Hemp it stops at 100%, and with Asurgon, when I press the first patient's profile, it just stops. Im using firefox.

 

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DivisionofJoy
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When I'm done playing Hemp Tycoon and want to go to the boards directly from there, I always get an Authentication Failed message

Or when all my fields are planted, full bloom or not, the game runs slow.

Firefox 3.6.10, Vista, and da wifi.

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Amber615
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Candy Mountain Massacre and Candy Mountain Massacre 2 are not working, and not only for me but a lot of other people.
The problem with CMM 1 is it says to install movecursor.w32
I have Windows XP and using Firefox. Other people have said they tried it on Vista, Windows 7 and Internet Explorer.

And CMM2 says this is "referenced to an incorrect version of Shockwave".

I have previously played these two games here multiple times with no problems. I hope this can be fixed.