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DivisionofJoy
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When I try and submit my score or view My Scores for Hemp Tycoon I get this error message: {"success" : true, "message": "That didn't work"}

 

 

As well as other peoples scores.

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elvispacman
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Hemp tycoon stopped loading for me completly and its been working fine till today so

i use firefox the current version

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DarkOni
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Hemp Tycoon has this wierd loading problem for me it starts me at like level 23 with 999,999 exp. 400 x on each of the slots on the left. It has done this to me everytime I've tried to play. Using the current version of firefox.

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gallantmon8
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I already posted this in the RUA: Heavy Metal thread, but Imma also post it here for reference:

There seems to be some annoying bugs with the iTouch version(I don't know if the iPhone version has these, too, but I'd check to find out anyway):

-The game lags badly when I go into OpenFeint(Particularly if I go into it at a death screen and/or after finishing a game), and also lags when I have to unpause; It even, at times, lags mid-game

-The game seems to randomly crash and return to the app selection screen if one or more of the above things is done, and sometimes mid-game(It's really annoying, too >.<)

-Sometimes I accidentally clip through a floor/wall(This one I'd actually rather not be taken out, though, lol)

-Facebook Connect is also semi-buggy; I wouldn't doubt it's the same for the Twitter connection

 

Perhaps you could make and release a patch that fixes these glitches?

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jodzilla
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Tofu Hunter isn't loading for me. It's been a few days. I get the Adult Swim logo. Then it the screen says Tofu Hunter, but there's nothing to click on and the game doesn't start.

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noobull
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I just played Robot Unicorn Attack: Heavy Metal, and I think the scoring font size becomes too large too fast. I have a far from optimal setup here, but the degradation of performance in this instance was really bad. Gameplay became noticeably choppier and slower starting at around the 80,000 mark (for a nightmare), and once I got into the 100,000s the game was literally running at around 6 frames per second. The controls also became very difficult to use (though the game was going slow enough I was score around 140,000 on the nightmare). For the record, I'm using XP and Firefox.

 

I have had troubles with the controls in general at times, though I am not 100% sure whether that is a gameplay issue. I have crashed multiple times because I try to do the second jump and nothing would happen, or I would try to dash and nothing would happen. In either case, I might just be out of jumps or dashes, so I don't know.

 

On a general note, is there a way to disable the comments? During gameplay, Firefox is always telling me that it's transferring data from disqus.com or whatever, and that's killing me on performance for some of these games. (I don't have the option to stop these transfers either.) Since the comments were added, Amateur Surgeon 2 has been unplayable for me from the game page. (It was just right before.)

 

 

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I can't play the Candy Mountain Massacres on my Mac, either. It gives me a "Shockwave Error" and freezes Safari up badly. Firefox offers to 'install missing plugins' but that doesn't do a thing; it says no plugins were installed.
It's not a huge deal, I guess, but i wanted to check them out.
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Skitzo831
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Hemp Tycoon loads to 100% and freezes, not giving me the option to start the game.

 

Google Chrome ver: 8.0.552.224 (Most up-to-date)

 

Windows 7 (64-bit)

 

Cable modem

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Uberrich
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It's been a good while now. Any word on the Vending Machine Champ fix for the IPhone (Just got a IPhone 4) ? Also, why isn't it even in the store anymore ? I hope it's not discontinued. ;(

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ok , ceej , trying my hemptycoon game to play , i'm getting a "Configuration I/O Error" message , single button....

my alt name is koohhsif....

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koohhsif
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ok , it's back now , not sure what happened , but it loaded right up , so nevermind , i guess....

my main name is fishhook....

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DanteNessus
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I play Hipster kickball and multiple times now I have gotten pretty high in score (game I have open now wont actually show the score but last it did it was at 420,000) and when the pitcher throws the ball to a base the baseman doent catch it and the pitcher never returns to the plate, so the game wont continue.... pretty mad because im fairly certain I would have the high score if it was working (since im only on inning 4 or 5 >.<)

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DanteNessus
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Sorry, meant to say sometimes when the pitcher throws the ball to a base... Etc. and, if you want a screenshot Ill take one :smileyhappy: currently at 87 runs :smileyhappy:

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OhTHATredhead
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Ok, tried to play the new game "Hot Throttle" but after 4 attempts and just as many reloads, it won't come up at all! Looked like an interesting game..Anyone else having this issue, or am I just that **grok** lucky?!?!?!

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Ladragonnoire
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Jetpack Jackass


When I click to launch, he just stays in his lazyboy. When I click to use one of his gas cans, he lauches out of the chair; but nothing else appears. He's just flying endlessly through the clouds.


The game used to load just fine.


Browser: Mozilla Firefox for Linux Mint

                 mint - 1.0

                 version 3.6.15


Flash site says my version is up to date.

Tried reloading, and restarting.

Other games seem to load ok.

 

 

-Any tips appreciated

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I also have been having problems with Robot Unicorn Attack. When I press the jump button, it freezes a little. I'm using Google Chrome, by the way.

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My loading is always fast, but gameplay can sometimes be very slow. Sound always works just fine. However, it does not appear to be anything happening on Adult Swim's end. This always happens when my laptop fan activates, so it is most likely just my processor doing too much work. Although sometimes this happens even if my broswer with the game on (usually Hemp Tycoon) is the only program running.

 

 I have the latest updates for Windows 7, Internet Explorer, Flash Player, and Shockwave. It is also worth noting that I HAVE to use Compatibility View on the message boards in order to post messages, which in turn makes all adult swim pages load in compatibility view.

 

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Model: ............................... Lenovo 444623U Laptop

 

Operating System: ......... Windows 7 Professional 32-bit

 

Processor: ....................... Intel Pentium Dual CPU T3400     2.16 GHz, 2.17 GHz

 

Memory: ........................... 2GB RAM

 

Video Card: ..................... Mobile Intel 4 Series Chipset Family, 812 MB Memory

 

Web Browser: ................. Internet Explorer 9 (9.08.112.16421)

 

 

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macho2211
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Game makes no sense to me/

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churzz21
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okay a couple weeks ago I started playing lee lees quest and puppy death factory but now they wont load... what the heck? I'm on fire fox... wireless internet, has anyone encountered this and what did you do? thx

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Damian_Azrael
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I run Windows 7 the latest firefox and have a wireless modem i guess i also updated Shockwave and Flash yesterday. For the past few weeks i can't get any games to load except the ones on facebook. All i get is the game showing a black screen i have disabled my #### but still nothing happening i think this started after the last firefox update but internet explorer does the same thing

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Erinizm
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I'm having problems with Robot Unicorn Attack Evolution on Facebook. It was working fine yesterday, but today it won't load. I click "Click here to play" and it takes me to the loading page. The loading bar fills up aaaand... It just stops. It won't load. I've tried refreshing and everything. It's doing this in all three browsers I'm using (IE9, Firefox, Google Chrome.) I'm using the newest version of Adobe Flash, and I have no idea what this problem could be. Could someone please help? I can play the other Robot Unicorn games, just not this one. I've become addicted to this one though, it's definitely my favorite, and it's really upsetting that I can't play it :smileysad: