09-25-2008 06:19 AM
09-25-2008 10:09 AM
It won't load for me, either! It gets to 27% and then stops. I got knocked offline at that point the first time I tried and now it won't load any further than that! This is so frustrating!
Try clearing your browser's cache (should be in the preferences or options) and trying again.
09-26-2008 01:54 AM - edited 09-26-2008 02:06 AM
09-29-2008 09:14 PM
that game has some pretty good way's to kill your self but they leave out the smaller thing's.
like your shoe laces could easily be tied around his neck in the shape of a noose.
realisticly you could just grab a chair and bash your face in, in this here game it's not allowed? why not....
it's so simple, it helps people discover new way's to kill themselves, the old slitting your wrist's scene is over-rated, instead grab some amonia and drink it til you can catch the dragon, or you could always set a bear trap and stick your face in it......seem's a lot faster than trying to shoot yourself in the neck with a 12 gauge shotgun while your cat wont stop licking your hand and your mom keeps knocking on your door asking you if you want mustard or ketchup with your mini corndog's....
some thing's are just too complicated, like stapling your face, its not too efficient.
fun no doubt, its just extremely hard to kill yourself in 5 minutes due to the lack of neccasary equipment, cause someone left thi pickle jar open.
10-01-2008 12:45 PM
10-04-2008 12:26 AM
Did you actually have evidance that he cheated? That is bull, I got the all time high score of 6 seconds and got banned for it. what is the poit of being good at a game if you get banned for it? If 11 sec is legal why not 6? I did NOT cheat either. I used the same methods the other low scores used. they are part of the game and thus legal. I just did it really fast, and found a great path. Would I have had my glory had I done it in 10 sec?
10-06-2008 09:45 AM
10-07-2008 12:37 AM
This is what Voldrix said, "Did you actually have evidance that he cheated? That is bull, I got the all time high score of 6 seconds and got banned for it. what is the poit of being good at a game if you get banned for it? If 11 sec is legal why not 6? I did NOT cheat either. I used the same methods the other low scores used. they are part of the game and thus legal. I just did it really fast, and found a great path. Would I have had my glory had I done it in 10 sec?"
Then Lickitung23 said, "these poeple getting 11 and 8 must be cheaters. eliminate them."
This is what's Athenel?l (or Athenelól) put earlier: "Its all about the skill LoL I'm pro XD" in reference to their all time high score of 10 seconds for Five Minutes to Kill 2.
Fatfish50 replied: "That doesn't even seem possible, so if you actually did it, I am in awe. Otherwise, I call shenanigans!"
I would as well until I figured it out.
When I beat them with 9.588 seconds, suddenly 2 days later, I'm banned completely from submitting scores on any games. Whatever cheating is considered is obviously different from Athenelol methods. We all know how to get those low times. If that is the problem, then fix it. Then no arguing. I will submit my 2 minute & 33 second score. If not, the previously banned persons with great scores should be returned their unbanned status. If at all possible, please reply because I want some answers.
Really, the game is great & when I get really good at it, I'm the one punished & others are not.
Thanks, he said sarcastically.
10-08-2008 05:47 PM
A few more questions:
1. Where are the antlers that are mentioned during the game load?
2. What vultures? Where?
10-09-2008 04:55 AM
10-09-2008 05:23 PM
10-09-2008 05:27 PM
10-09-2008 05:28 PM
I don't believe it.
They must have submited their score with that firecracker that killed you instantly during the beta test.
10-09-2008 05:30 PM
10-09-2008 05:32 PM
There isn't enough time to find things and you can't move fast enough.
Plus the little animation things when he's tourchering himself ** fricka-fracka ** time from you.
It's just not possible and it's making me angry!
It's possible. And the method to doing it was discovered during the beta test actually.
Basically, you exploit something in the game.
10-12-2008 03:06 PM
I love the game and I think the new controls are better, although a little harder to use with my laptop. I did notice a couple issues though. The deer urine seems to only work the first time you play, after you go to replay it doesn’t work anymore. Plus the game says the most damage you can do in one shot is 20%, witch I assume needs to be changed with the low times I see. Also if this flaw was found during beta testing, I have to wonder why it wasn’t fixed. Anyways, great games, but of course what would the internet be if we didn’t complain… and watch porn.
I do have to wonder how some of these scores are accomplished.
5 Minutes to Kill 2:
1 FlapJackIsTheCoolest 0:03:529 10/11/2008
Fairway to Hell:
1 FlapJackIsTheCoolest -1,337 10/11/2008
10-12-2008 09:17 PM
10-12-2008 09:21 PM
It's a little disappointing to know that these very low times are the result of a glitch...
I wonder what the fastest legitimate time for killing yourself is. Meaning, without the exploit...
10-12-2008 09:25 PM
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