04-03-2012 05:42 AM
So - are Venezuelans trying to kill you???<! By slowly pulling your earlobes every year until they touch your feet and then - do you just die from that? Venezuela sounds like just a - brutal country to have to live in. I'm glad I don't have to live there.
Venezuelans, if there are any of you reading this, flee. There is a better life out there.
04-03-2012 08:36 PM
Over the hill.
what is the hill anyway? I never was told exactly where the hill is.
If you can't see the hill, then it's behind you.
Welcome to my world.
04-05-2012 02:45 AM
Hey, Happy Birthday man. I totally meant to say it earlier, but then I forgot and then I thought I already had and then I was embarrassed and then I thought you hated me and then I couldn't think of anything to say. So, in honor of your birthiversary please enjoy this wall of text. (to enjoy wall of text please first agree to terms of service)
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04-05-2012 01:53 PM
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