04-03-2012 05:42 AM
So - are Venezuelans trying to kill you???<! By slowly pulling your earlobes every year until they touch your feet and then - do you just die from that? Venezuela sounds like just a - brutal country to have to live in. I'm glad I don't have to live there.
Venezuelans, if there are any of you reading this, flee. There is a better life out there.
04-03-2012 08:36 PM
Over the hill.
what is the hill anyway? I never was told exactly where the hill is.
If you can't see the hill, then it's behind you.
Welcome to my world.
kienasai! eien ni!
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