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SwimMod_Luuv
Posts: 31,141
Registered: ‎08-23-2003
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Re: Happy birthday SwimMod_Luuv

Reply to Jingai - Message ID#: 64365511

So - are Venezuelans trying to kill you???<!  By slowly pulling your earlobes every year until they touch your feet and then - do you just die from that?  Venezuela sounds like just a - brutal country to have to live in.   I'm glad I don't have to live there.

Venezuelans, if there are any of you reading this, flee.  There is a better life out there. 

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Pautucket13
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Re: Happy birthday SwimMod_Luuv

Reply to itsacoaster - Message ID#: 64359443

Happy Birthday

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Mjöllnir
Posts: 7,086
Registered: ‎10-08-2010
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Re: Happy birthday SwimMod_Luuv

Reply to SwimMod_Luuv - Message ID#: 64369991

Hi Luuv.
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Fighting_Panties
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Re: Happy birthday SwimMod_Luuv

Reply to itsacoaster - Message ID#: 64359443

Happy belated birthday wishes, Luvv. :smileyhappy:

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doxiedachsie
Posts: 33,334
Registered: ‎12-07-2008

Re: Happy birthday SwimMod_Luuv

Reply to SwimMod_Luuv - Message ID#: 64369997


SwimMod_Luuv wrote:

Over the hill.

 

 

what is the hill anyway?  I never was told exactly where the hill is.


If you can't see the hill, then it's behind you.

 

Welcome to my world.  :smileyhappy:

 

 

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blueraven1999
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Re: Happy birthday SwimMod_Luuv

Reply to itsacoaster - Message ID#: 64359443

Happy Belated Birthday Luuv!

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SwimMod_Luuv
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Re: Happy birthday SwimMod_Luuv

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Death_is_coming
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Re: Happy birthday SwimMod_Luuv

Reply to itsacoaster - Message ID#: 64359443

REMEMBER TO SHARE YOUR CAKE WITH US!
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SwimHELPeR
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Posts: 22,915
Registered: ‎02-23-2005

Re: Happy birthday SwimMod_Luuv

Reply to SwimMod_Luuv - Message ID#: 64383509

Hey, Happy Birthday man. I totally meant to say it earlier, but then I forgot and then I thought I already had and then I was embarrassed and then I thought you hated me and then I couldn't think of anything to say. So, in honor of your birthiversary please enjoy this wall of text. (to enjoy wall of text please first agree to terms of service)

 

TERMS OF SERVICE

1. Terms

By accepting these terms, you are agreeing to be bound by these terms, as well as by ropes; chains; handcuffs; duct tape; silky scarves; and any ancient traditions we choose to invoke.

2. Use License

(a) Permission is granted to temporarily consider the information contained within this website, but not to:

  (i) criticize it;

  (ii) copy it;

  (iii) mark it on a map or calendar;

  (iv) talk about it in any way, especially at brunch when we’re not around to defend ourselves or have had a few too many mimosas;

  (v) attempt to reverse engineer it.

(b) This license shall automatically terminate if you violate any of these restrictions or don’t buy us a present we’ve registered for, no matter how good a gift-giver you think you are, Bruce.

3. Disclaimer

The materials on this website (including dates, times, and participants), as well as visitors to the website, are subject to change, cancellation, ransom, crash dieting, radical facial alteration, experimental treatments of any kind, daylight saving, leap years, and the dark arts. Little to no effort will be made to notify participants about any heretofore mentioned, or otherwise possible occurrences, events, or relevant circumstances, though an updated mailing address for gifts will be communicated here, as well as by text message, Batman-style spotlight, and local NBCaffiliates.

4. Limitations

In no event shall this website, its authors, or the wedding itself be responsible.

5. Revisions and Errata

Bone Thugs-n-Harmony will not be performing. Nor will Bronson Pinchot, who lovingly portrayed Balki Bartokomus onPerfect Strangers. The pre-Renaissance inspired portrait of him that serves as the backdrop for this website is available for worship.

6. Links

We have not reviewed all of the sites linked to on this website, nor have we redirected all of them to Frederick’s Of Hollywood’s Gift Thong Registry portal, though we have done that for Bed, Bath, and Beyond, which, come on, Bruce; that’s weak sauce.

7. Site Terms of Use Modification

We may revise the terms of use for this website at anytime without notice, which we just did. Your son is now named “Bronson.” If you do not have a son, your closest chestnut-haired acquaintance will be called “Larry Appleton.”

Privacy Policy

Your privacy is nowhere near as important to us as your personal information, which is nowhere near as important to us as our honeymoon. Accordingly, we have infected your computer with malicious spyware. The following constitutes our privacy policy:

We hope to make money for our honeymoon by stealing your information and selling it to:

(i) enemies;

(ii) exes;

(iii) prospective employers;

(iv) grifters;

(v) identity thieves;

(vi) proxy baptism practitioners;

(vii) Bruce;

(viii) Facebook.

We are committed to conducting our business in accordance with these principles in order to ensure that we can afford an all-inclusive resort with several pool bars and ample thong storage.

Thanks for visiting!

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MafiaFlood
Posts: 55,344
Registered: ‎10-28-2004
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Re: Happy birthday SwimMod_Luuv

Reply to itsacoaster - Message ID#: 64359443

HA HA, YOU'RE OLD.
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