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Old Games: Carl's Freakin' Strip Poker (and more)

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Edit 10/21: (I just want this to be the link that shows on the board page.....)

 

Edit 9/20: Some reorganizing/updating.

 

Yeah, you heard me.

 

Go back in the time machine, and play strip poker with Carl.

 

Play Carl's Freakin' Strip Poker here, no time machine needed.

 

Recently, some of the older, show-related games were removed from [adultswim.com]. However, I have discovered that many of these games are still functioning on some of the international sites....... http://www.adultswim.es/games and http://www.adultswim.co.uk/games, and also sorta here at as.com. Some of these games I haven't seen before (were they ever here?).

 

October 2012 update: The UK and ES sites appear to be gone. 

August 2014 update: The French site is gone now too. So, the ones in the list not posted on the boards here somewhere may be lost. :smileysad:

 

Here is a list of the games (not already here at [as.com]), sorted by show:

 

Harvey Birdman I Object! / File Frenzy / Well Hung Jury / Jailbirdman
12 Oz Mouse Stagger
ATHF Head Games / Mooninite Marauders / Carl's Freakin' Strip Poker / Dead Evil / Meatball Trebuchet
Assy McGee  Killing Spree
Metalocalypse Deth Toll / Deth Toll II
Brak Show Headkicker II / Mission to Ma
Sealab Time for Trouble! / Attack of the Feverheads

Stroker and Hoop Fast and the Gorious
Venture Brothers Flight of the Monarch / Rough Justice
Frisky Dingo Vice President City
Tom Goes to the Mayor Idea Volleyball
Squidbillies Floor It!
Perfect Hair Forever The Ninth Level of Power
Other Hogger! / Mascot Maul (UK only) / Shoplifter Defence (UK only)

 

I think I checked them all, and other than the two Xed out, which had problems, they should work. Go here to find links to most of the rest - Iron & Flame, State Alchemy Exam, Stop that Sandwich!, Look Alive!, Floor It!, Racist Checkers, and Breakfight. Go here for Rough Justice.

 

Here are some really, really old games, courtesy of the Internet Archive.....

 

Play Droopy's Casino Corral, as captured on November 17, 2002

 

Play Bedrock Jackpot, as captured on June 28, 2002

 

Play Starboy and the Captain from Outer Space, as captured on Devember 4, 2003 (go here instead)

 

Play How Zorak Stole X-mas, as captured on December 9, 2003

 

Play Money$hot, as captured on May 28, 2007 (go here instead)

 

Play Flameout, as captured on May 7, 2007 (go here instead)

 

The site can be really slow sometimes, so be patient.

 

The only game that is currently RIPed is Habeas Dorkus. That game was "removed" because it was fudged up (and it still is).

 

I also have nothing on the infamous Insult Master.

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i knew i liked you man, kudos :smileyhappy:

 

 

 

 

 

(work on that insult master bit though, you'd be a GOD)

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Gaelic_Rapscallion wrote:

i knew i liked you man, kudos :smileyhappy:

 

 

 

 

(work on that insult master bit though, you'd be a GOD)


 

Thanks. As for the Insult Master, I have nothing to go on.... I wasn't around when it was. I did try to find it, but no luck.

Did you have to log in to play it? If so, there probably isn't anything that I can do, because the archiver doesn't go behind closed doors.

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noobull wrote:

 


Gaelic_Rapscallion wrote:

i knew i liked you man, kudos :smileyhappy:

 

 

 

 

(work on that insult master bit though, you'd be a GOD)


 

Thanks. As for the Insult Master, I have nothing to go on.... I wasn't around when it was. I did try to find it, but no luck.

Did you have to log in to play it? If so, there probably isn't anything that I can do, because the archiver doesn't go behind closed doors.


 

stupid privacy :smileysad:

 

i'm the wrong person to ask about log ins for games, since i've been playing games here, i don't think i've logged out.

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Insult Master was played via the Fan Collective I believe.


Which you had to log in to play.


Its been forever so I could be wrong.


I'd totally love to play that game again.

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SOMEONE has a copy SOMEWHERE of the Insult Master game file.  I've been scouring the web off and on seemingly forever, but alas nothing so far.  whoever it is needs to advertise it better.

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Welllll.... I now find that most of these games are still at as.com (that is, until they delete them!). I will limit the links only  to the games not already covered by the international sites. The catch is that by default some of the games appear in full browser screen..... so adjust the size of your browser window accordingly....

 

Look Alive!

 

Racist Checkers

 

State Alchemy Exam

 

Floor It!

 

Flameout (non-archive)

 

Starboy and the.... (non-archive)

 

Breakfight

 

Stop that Sandwich!

 

Money$hot (non-archive)

 

Iron and Flame

 

Carl's Freakin' Strip Poker (non-archive)

 

From what I understand, both Habeas Dorkus and Rough Justice were fudged up, so I think that these are the only (non-multiplayer) games that are officially RIP. (Links similar to those above work, but Rough Justice crashes like in the int'l site, and Habeus Dorkus doesn't seem to work after the demo....)

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A shameless bump? Sort of.

 

"Enjoy" this cheap single player knockoff of a legendary adultswim game:

 

http://strd6.com/2008/01/insult-master-v03

 

In other words, prepare to be somewhat disappointed.

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miss the Inuyasha game :smileysad:
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Are you talking about Demon Tournament? It didn't get "deleted." If you missed the link, here it is:

 

InuYasha Demon Tournament, Special Edition

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Well well well... (Venture Bros.) Rough Justice is working again, for me at least. It still doesn't work on the Spanish site, though.

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what about another Venture Bros. game, not Flight of the monarch or rough justice. based off of Tag, Sale,-You're It!

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DivisionofJoy wrote:

what about another Venture Bros. game, not Flight of the monarch or rough justice. based off of Tag, Sale,-You're It!


If it was a multiplayer game, I can't get to it (at least, with the archiver). From what I understand, you had to log in to access those games, and the archiver can't go behind closed doors. The only multiplayer games that were referenced were Insult Master and Naked Toonbots. There is a chance that the multiplayer games are still on the server, in some location I haven't been able to find.
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Wow. So adult swim took all the old games down?

 

Why? Many of those games were fun. They should put them all back up in a classic section or something.

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DBZ4ever wrote:

Wow. So adult swim took all the old games down?

 

Why? Many of those games were fun. They should put them all back up in a classic section or something.


Maybe we will at some point, but I wouldn't get your hopes up.

 

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Hey Thanks Man, I apprecieate it.

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i must play insult master. i have money to spend on it. maybe you can put it up on an external server. make it an iphone app? i will go buy an iphone just to play it.  who knows what happened to it? anyone someone somewhere? all other games are inferior to insult master.

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One of the Games We Like lost its link on the games page.

 

Translation: I found an excuse to bump this thread.

 

Have no fear, jump a steer, play Redder here.

 

(link no longer works :smileysad:, game is a couple replies down :smileyhappy:)

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What about The Worst Game Ever?
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Never mind; found it.

 

Wait, why isn't it loading?  :smileysad:

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Thanks for the links your wonderful. :smileyvery-happy:

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I don't know if you knew this, but the UK Adult Swim site still has some old games (and by old, I mean games that were actually related to AS shows).

 

http://www.adultswim.co.uk/games

 

Just select "all games" and go to page 2. Here you can play Jail Bird Man and The Ninth Level of Power, among others.

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I found another "Game We Like" without a link on the main games page, so here it is.

 

60 Seconds to Save the Queen

 

(link doesn't work anymore :smileysad:, game is a couple replies down :smileyhappy:)

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ThisIsPop has kindly archived two of these "classic" games, so I'll put the links here in case there is spring cleaning here at [as].

 

Stop That Sandwich!

 

Full Metal Alchemist: Iron & Flame

 

Also, Hemp Tycoon has arrived over at [asgamesuk], so if you wanted to start a second farm, now you have your chance (until they block access, at least)

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So, there were casualties with the new games page design.

 

Both Redder and 60 Seconds to Save the Queen lost their game pages, but despite this they live.

 

Redder is here.

 

60 Seconds to Save the Queen is here. 

 

I favor both getting their pages back and their rightful place on the All Games page. 

 

I guess I should be checking that everything else hasn't gone anywhere :smileyvery-happy: 

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