alright . i can see this is long dead but this is the first thread i saw, and i clicked it so here we are. i recently moved an got one of them comcast internets an was like fuuuuuudge YES! i can finally watch those adultswim gold episodes i was drooling over when i had my backwoods antietam cable bull**noel**.
foolish.
here is the problem i am having as best i can describe it.
phase 1. denial. this time its gonna work man, this time unlike all the others will lead to hours of free squidbillies and possibly a bj somehow. i'll just go to the adultswim gold page and everything will be cool
phase 2. anger. you cant get oral sex from a computer? its **noel** 2012!!!!! this is bull**noel**!!!! also i click the log in button and the select your service providor window comes up. i click my ISPizzle. i am then whisked away to the xfinity (comcast) log in page where i copy and paste my log in info from the word document i saved it too from all my previous attempts at doing this. it is an awesome success, like everything i do, and i am gently returned to adultswim golds main page.
phase 3. bargaining. come on man. I'll **noel** your **noel**? upon farther insepction i realize that the log in button is still glaring at me. i brush it off thinking im way past all that bull**noel** and adultswim knows it. adultswim would never betray me (FALSE!) so i click on an episode trying to watch it anyway, adultswim won't mind. we go way back, man. the page loads and everything looks like its going to be peachy creamy, but then there it is again, the **noel** select your cable or satellite provider popup, i stay calm. i think of the empathy song from adventure time. i arm myself with my word document and brace for password re-entry. i click comcast (like a boss). a white screen appears for a moment. i can feel a lot of gears spinning somewhere in the void, and then the same video page as before, and sure enough before a spark of false hope can arise the select your **noel** cable provider comes up again. i repeat this many times.
the other 2 phases are just different kinds of masturbation. please help me.