Favorite headlines!

MilkLover · 10-15-2007

Let's see how many we can recall from the old (pre-HD) opening credits.

I can remember:

Israel Pulls Out of Gaza; Gaza Not Pregnant

(aired just before 2006 midterm elections) President Bush: Voting Democratic Makes Angels Cry

(aired just after 2006 midterm elections) Democrats Take House; Republicans Get Record Collecton

Tygra81 · 03-01-2011

I seem to rmemeber one that said: Democrat Party Missing, Feared Dead.

Yes, it's the Apocalypse alright. I always knew I'd have a hand in it.

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crimsonashtree · 06-27-2011

~Bush finally gets joke about his last name.

~Optimist drowns in half full tub.

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Immaculate_Deception · 04-02-2005

Child goes obesity up, Pedophilia is down.

BrAiNLeSsS · 07-15-2010

LARGE PRINT GOES HERE, followed by smaller print.

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