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Favorite Carl Quote

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"Look I know it's been a while right, but uh, I'm not gna get humpd by a red gorilla in space okay? No thank u"

 

 

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Re: Favorite Carl Quote

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Carl: I'm so sorry, Bart... but, dude! I followed your whole Pro Bowl season in '90. You had a sack prevented index, it's like 0.9! It's ridiculous! Your blocking ratio was 4-to-1. You were playing out of your mind that season! And then 1994, you frickin' signed with the 'Niners. You broke my frickin' heart, Bart. You pancaked it!

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"Dude, you know and I know your pen!s is way to small to wake her up."

 

"Order a pump, the deliver them over night!"

 

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"Wouldn't Wanna Embarass Ya, Cuz I got that big baby arm, CLUTCHIN' AN APPLE, HANGIN LOW!!!!"

 

"Still got that cleavage? STILL SMUGGLIN BALLOONS WHEREVER YOU GO?"

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physical fitness is whatever....you know whatever...you do what you like to do ill do what i like to do ok .......but your a sucker......you gettin fed this line about how like you going to live forever and whatever....but yo gunna die....some one will kill ya....someone will kill ya with a knife......make sure your abs are uhh friggin ripped....you got some good guns...you wanna look good for when someone stabs you with a knife
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Message Edited by SwimMod_Sophistry on 01-20-2007 09:48 PM
Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?
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Make sure the house is completely crushed if you could. WHATRE YOU DOIN!?!?! YOU MISSED MY CAR!!!! HELP ME OUT WITH THIS!
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when my only fears
we're the jaws of the lion
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hey baby drink a beer it will make you feel better
aka (smelly_rabbit_feces) ban sticked
I am an alt of a very old and cryptic IB'er......deal with it
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Message Edited by SwimMod_Sophistry on 01-20-2007 09:48 PM
Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?
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See But I Have Crabs, Have I Told You That?
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when my only fears
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"Look I know its been a while right, but uh..I'm not gna..get #### by a red gorilla in space, ok? no thank u. 

 

Now get outta here. I got a guy comin over and makin a offer on my bloody house. I dont need u here freakin him out.. OH GOD!"

 

 

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