Assy McGee

[Zerstiren]

I'm boring. So everyone post either your favorite assy moment or assy quote. And you can do both.

Irish Wake

lady: "Oh my God! Are you okay?"

assy: "hoam=sasdfiamsdfaidsfmao"?????

lady: "well, do you wanna' come with me? We're having a wedding reception and--"

assy: "OPEN BAR!!!!!!"

[Donamite]

The best Assy moments is when Assy shoots random people in the knee.

[punkyplatypus]

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Donamite wrote:
The best Assy moments is when Assy shoots random people in the knee.

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....like his partner ....

[Conscious1]

I don't know the exact quote, but I liked the episode where Assy shot Sanchez's kid in the knee and when Sanchez complained that he'll never run again, Assy points out that the fat kid never ran to begin with.

[vraprmrk]

Episode 1

Assy: " I got a bullet here with your email address on it...Don't make me hit send"

*Shoots the John Adams Actor*

Dont know the Episod

Assy and a Random Chick in a closet

Random Chick:"your recless"

Assy:"your slutty"

Same Episode

Sanchez:"How are we playing it Assy?"

Assy:"Like its the 4th quarter and were down by 14"

Assy:"I'm a Cop, I dont Pay"

Assy:"Congradulations, you've been pinched for scalping"

Chief:"Your hunches are gonna get me fired"

Assy:"My hunches make you look good"

Assy:"Councling? forget it Johny College aint getting inside this head"

Assy:"You like that...Don't You? You Nickle Tickler"

[almity_carLAAC]

ASSy tries to shoot Bus Hi-jacker and blasts some woman who pops out in front of him.

BLAM!  HA!  HA!

[BigDoosBag]

assy: "hoam=sasdfiamsdfaidsfmao"?????  =  assy: "all life is suffering"

Assy's existential enlightenment.

[Dozzer1813]

Ahhh yes the human brain earth oldest mystery (a picture of female reproductive organs)

Assy: you'll do 20 years if the judge has his way

teacher: please let it slide ill do anything

Assy: i can give you 4 1/2

teacher: 4 1/2 sounds Do-able

Assy: oh its Do-able alright

Sanchez: Assy forget it huh that agaist regulations

Assy: So is passing up grade A couger Sanchez, make like david cooperfield and disapear for 15 mins.

[ilovebaconandbutts]

season 2 episode 2 "Pharmassy"

sanchez: must be peaceful being there all by yourself

assy: actually, you know whos got property next to mine?

sanchez: who?

assy: heebo

sanchez: the music guy??

assy: yeah

sanchez: I bet he plays his music loud...

assy: I thought he was gay but i watched him and his girlfriend do it

assy: <coughing>

sanchez: shoulda worn a parka

assy: and next time you shower, try standing near the water. hahaha

sanchez: you know sometimes your really rude.

[master_soda]

is this on tv still ?

[WhiteEyesCloudedByH8]

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Zerstiren wrote:

I'm boring. So everyone post either your favorite assy moment or assy quote. And you can do both.

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assy blows this guys knee cap off..

guy: omg u shot my knee, i need a doctor!

assy: *shoots his other knee* il call ya two doctors..

[duzitickle]

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master_soda wrote:
is this on tv still ?

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the schedule had it a couple weeks ago, im almost positive of that..
but this week, the sched is not showing that its airing.

[QuinnDexter]

Just watched them all the way up to the Pope episode. Loved everyone of them all got 10's The rudeness is the best! Wowza AS did not air these??

[Birdmannnnnn]

Assy: Look kid, Chief told me to do this by the book... [jumps on the criminal] but I'm Illiterate!

Assy has some good one liners.