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stonergoth187
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ASMB Writing Competition XIX -SUBMISSIONS END 7/18

[ Edited ]
Announcing the ASMB Writing Competition XIX!!!

 

Welcome to the 19th edition of the official ASMB Writing Competition!!! and I, stonergoth187, will be your host during this event, ^.^

 

As always, here are our guidelines for the writing competition

 

UPDATE: i'm extending the deadline one week (7/18 11:59pm), as there were apparently some issues with the PM system, including the rich text editor, that had prevented a few users from submitting their entries before the deadline, so I'm extending the deadline so everyone has an equal opportunity to submit their entries. Thank you for your patience!

 

Guidelines:

- This thread is to announce the competition, I will begin accepting entries June 11th UPDATE: I AM NOW ACCEPTING SUBMISSIONS!!!

- Once I begin accepting submissions, you will have one month to get your entries to me, which means that the entry deadline will be July 11th at 11:59pm, any entries submitted after July 11th at 11:59pm will not be accepted.

- After I’ve received all of your submissions, I will then post the website that will feature all of your entries, along with a discussion thread, and the official voting thread where I will provide further information from there.

- Also, Fanfiction is not accepted; sorry guys!

 

 

IMPORTANT!!!

- This competition is strictly ANONYMOUS!!! This is a competition -not a popularity contest, and keeping it anonymous is the best way to prevent favoritism and to ensure that our competitors are judged solely by the merits of their works. Author’s names will only be revealed after voting ends. Anyone caught revealing which works are their own will be disqualified.

- DO NOT POST YOUR ENTRY IN THIS THREAD!!!

- When the time comes (June 11th - July 11th 11:59pm) you will submit your entries to me via Private Message (PM). For users who do not have the PM feature enabled on their account, let me know in this thread and I will provide my IM username as an alternative submission method.

- Any works that have been posted on the boards prior to this event will not be accepted, this includes both main and alternate accounts.

 

Also:

- If you would like to be reminded when I begin accepting entries, let me know in this thread and I can arrange to send you contest reminders via PM.

- As always, there will be two entry categories: Poetry, and Prose. One user may only submit one work per category, which means that each user can submit a maximum of two entries( that is, 1 poetry & 1 prose).

 

I'm looking forward to another exciting competition!!!

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The best style is one so subtle it would negate me ever having written this sentence.


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stilgar
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Re: ASMB Writing Competition XIX

Reply to stonergoth187 - Message ID#: 65010896

well, i better get writing

How I loathe thee-
Oh, how I loathe thee!
With thy mesmerizing eyes
And thy wicked lips
Which doth hold me captive;
Captivated, devastated
By thy sweet, deceit-filled promises
And by thy eyes
Thy treacherous, lecherous eyes
Which doth pierce my heart
To depths previously unknown
And sear my soul
With passion burning bright
Burning, yearning, undeserving
What thou doth do to me
Thy lightest touch doth linger
Ever after on my skin;
Though I rub, scrape and scrub
Never am I clean again
Nor ever am I free again
Of thy gaze, thy touch, thy kiss
Imprinted on my memory
Forever and eternity
And so I tell thee
For whom I am but a plaything
Worth nothing more
An amusement for thee
To love, then leave
With nary a second thought
And never a backward glance
How I loathe thee-
Oh, how I loathe thee!
The only one I ever loved...


If someone wants to stick stuff in your poop hole and then gets mad when said poop comes out, well they're just silly...

"I do say commoner, could you drop the filth you are packing and saunter off to get me a spork, before I'm forced to feed you to my mop bucket full of piranha fish!"


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still me is now in my sig.
LDK_SPARDA makes me blush.
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JonJonMcBon
Posts: 45
Registered: ‎05-26-2012
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Re: ASMB Writing Competition XIX

Reply to stonergoth187 - Message ID#: 65010896

This is my entry, please forgive me as I'm new at all of this.

 

It was a cold night, the shadows licked at the heels of the riding horse men. The shining moon overhead.

 

They did not know what hour they would reach the village, this did not concern them. "Hold Fast lads!" Yelled The Jaggedy Old Rider. "Keep Steady!"

 

 

The rain was pouring, and the mood was tense.

Through the trees they galloped, with their message they road on. In the dark, in the rain. They had to reach their destination.

But still, it seemed this road went on into the horizon.

As the men road in the dark and in the rain, light burst forth!

A crash of lightning struck the ground before the night riders!

"What is this!?", Shouted a man.

But then, something happened. "True, this is what I am." a voice called.

"A-a-a ghost!" Screamed one of the Riders, "Keep quiet!" Barked The Jagged Rider.

 

So dark and terryfing looked the surrounding trees, with this center stage of strainge light burning as a dying ember upon the ground. Swaying in wind.


"It burns in the rain, cursed magics!" Shouted the furious Jagged Rider.

The men must have been wishing for the sun's rays to shine on them by now, to wash away this illusion and once again make sense of their world.

The light burning, and swaying, seems to get taller. It's shape starts to change into something more.. human?

"Who seeks the king? Who seeks the truth? Who seeks justice? And who cares not for the affairs of men?" echoed the voice.

 

The Riders say nothing at first. One speaks "I seek the King, for he has the answers I seek."

Another Rider shouts "I seek justice! For even now my lands burn! My people die!" with a possessed gaze upon his face.

"What of you?" The voice speaks, it's form turned to face the Jagged Rider. "What is it you seek?"

"Back demon! I refuse ye questions!" The Jagged Rider snaps back.

A foul hiss is heard. The horses startled by the sound are quickly soothed by their riders "woooaaah! now! Easy there!" Shout the men in reply.

"Answer me.. Rider! What issss it you seek!

The Jagged Rider draws his blade, as it glistens in the unearthly light.

"To arms! Slay this demon! Do not succumb to its tricks! Fight for we must make for Ravenholdt!"

 

"He speaks the truth! We break our oaths for no one! No man! Woman! Child! Beast! Or Devil! Will stop us!"

The other riders draw their blades as well.

They shout at the light. "Come take us if you can devil!" Galloping towards the creature in a rage. The Jagged Rider following them at the rear.

 

"So be it, men of the king. You have made your choice." Whispers the figure.

As the first of the riders desceneds upon his prey, a loud CRACK is heard, the sky rips open to let a bolt of thunder strike the ground before him.

"Aaaaarrgh!" The man shouts has he is thrown from his horse, his horse oblitterated into shards of light and what seems like.. sand? "Know pain!"

Snaps the voice in a hiss.

The other rider hats his advance toward the being, shocked into an unshakeable fear.

But the Jagged Rider, advances forward. Anxious to face his foe, he does not retreat.

 

"Do you feel you shall fair better? I wonder..." The figure hisses.

As the Jagged Rider gallops towards the creature, a sudden crack in the earth makes apparent a giant boulder.

A sudden wooosh sound is heard, and the Rider is nearly truck by the boulder but hangs from his saddle at last second.

 

 

"It shall not be so easy to slay me demon!" The Jagged Rider shouts in anger recovering himself.

 

The rider closes in on his kill. Leaping forth from his saddle with no regard for landing, striking with his blade at center mass of the being.

"Hississiissisisiss" A Laugh? The being echos as it dissapates. The Jagged Rider twirls onto the ground and finally stalls in the mud.

"Search for him, we've no time to waste." The Jagged Rider says in a stern voice, soaking wet, as he collects himself.

As the other Rider approaches the wounded man, he is startled by what he witnesses.

 

The man, once flesh and blood, is now.. something else. He know longer seems... human... But, he still breathes. "What is this" The rider ponders. "I-You.."

The wounded man speaks.  "You..... you must... help...". "What is it!? What do you need?"  The other rider replies.

As the other rider approaches closer, the wounded man suddenly jumps up and grabs him, "YOU MUST BECOME!" Before he could react, both him

and the rider leap into the Night Sky, unseen.

"What fresh hell is thi-!" The Jagged Rider is suddenly tossed aside into the air.

 

 

"AAAaaaarrgh!!" The Jagged Rider screams in agony.

 

"And they were never heard from again. The end! Now, don't you think it's time for you to be getting to bed little one?" an old man says with a sigh,

 

"Awwww! But grandpa how did the message reach Ravenholdt if the Riders were slain!! Tell us!" a runny nosed child says in a burst of energy,

 

"Yes! Tell us! Tell us!" whines a slightly smaller child, with a resemblance of the grandfather in his youth no doubt.

"Ohohohoho! Another time! If you want to grow up big and strong you must rest! Don't you remember what your parents told you?" he replies cheerfully.

 

"aaaawww!!" the children reply in unison. "Now! off to bed! With the both of ye! You know what happens if little boys and girls dont go to bed in time!"

As the children run off to their beds, the old mans stare outside the living room window. Gazing into the black void of the night. "No moon.."

The old man sighs, "it was dark then too." the old man touching his side as if in pain.

The old men heads to his room with a candle lit, he places it by his bedstand. And then sits. The old man gazes forth.

"Why didn't happen that way? It would have... been better. For everyone" He says to himself as in a trance. "It would have been.... better."

 

 

 

A FLASH!

 

 

Men ride in the night, reaching the walls of a large fortress. The noise of life bustling forth, even in the black.

 

"Hooooold!" Shouts a cloaked figure on the walls, "Be you a friend?!"

 

A black Rider holds out his hand, letting loose a clenched scroll to reveal some form of markings.

 

The cloaked figure gives a signal to his men at the gate, the large iron doors slowly creek open.

 

The Riders enter the mighty walls, they enter this bastion of humanity among the wildnerness "Guard." the Rider says in a stern voice.

 

"Yes, sire?" The young guard replies.

 

"Are we here? Did we make it?"

 

"Here? Sire? Wha-"

 

An Older man in blackened armor aproaches the group of Riders, "Yes, we've been expecting you. Gods willing, you've made it in time."

 

 

 

"Welcome. Welcome to Ravenholdt."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

ACT I: END

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SwimSuperfan
Crapshot3
Posts: 4,042
Registered: ‎04-18-2012

Re: ASMB Writing Competition XIX

Reply to JonJonMcBon - Message ID#: 65011880

you really need to read the rules because this can not be accepted now.

SwimHELPeR
stonergoth187
Posts: 18,764
Registered: ‎06-14-2006
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Re: ASMB Writing Competition XIX

Reply to JonJonMcBon - Message ID#: 65011880

this is sad, as I cannot accept this according to the rules in the OP, if you wish to have your work considered for the competition, please take note of the rules I painstakingly typed out, or else whatever you've painstakingly typed out will have been in vain

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Oh, and if you wanna feed my siggy too



^.^♥


Matique is my love, _Star_Wolf_ is my apprentice, DarksidexXx is supah kewlzville, SirenPorcelianDoll is totally my mom, Flutie420 is my IB twin, Buddyroe360 is the broom inspector, BrainFlashAlfalfa is totally here, warcryofthecrazy is a freak, kid you not... F.R.E.A.K, Tetsu is liek a total IB celeb, 55 is the coolest kat, explosivo420 that is all, fierydoom AKA DAANNGGEERR DDOOOOMM!, VodkaJellyShot wanted to be here for unknown reasons, PostModernMartyr and i are in the same state -of mind, puffelufigus is here- i think, TexMex will always be here, Da_Killa_Ounze and i are sticky like good buds, mcbatcommander has an awsm screenname, Skiles is that guy, foryouwhynot's screen name is reason enough, Elle_Eccentric is too kewl for camp, 6clawPaw reminds me of all my polydactyl kitties




The best style is one so subtle it would negate me ever having written this sentence.


'--------------------------(+s((s~++sssssssssssssss='           
.'--------------------------(+~+/(=(ssssssssssssssss-           
''.'----------------------~~-+'.(=/+ssssssssssssssss/.          
''''-'-------------------------'.'/+/s=sssssssssssss='          
s-.-==~'-------------------------'.'(~===ssssssssssss-          
=D~.-zB=~-'-------------------------.'~/+=ss=sss=/=s+-.         
-DB(..=NBz/-'-------'-------.------.-----~/+=ss=s/+s~-'         
 +NB+. (BNND+..-.----'.------.~--'--'------~(/+ss+((~~'         
.'DNNz( -DNNNNz..'+---''.----.'~('--'-~-------(/+/--~~-.        
-.=NNNNz-'sBNNNBs.-~ -h'~' '=s+'~.---.-~----~-----'-~~-.        
-.=NNNNz-'sBNNNNBs.-~ -h'~' '=z'N~.--'-~-----~----'-~~-.        
~'-DNNNNB(~zBNNNNNBs.'-hNhz '+.'NN=.--'-~-----~~~~--~~-'        
-~.;NNNNNNBz=DNNNNNNs.-hNNN(.~sN.N='--'~---~~~~~-~-'~~~'        
''--zNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNhB-+NNN(-DDNND+'--'~~~~-~~~~~-'-~~-.       
h-'~+DNNNNNNNNNNNNNNBz-.~='.=-'...zB~'-'~~~~~~~~~~~-'~~~-.      
zBD'~BNNNNNNNNNNh'~-'=.-'=-=~..~-=~'(-~'~~~~~~-~~-~~'-~~-'      
B=Nz.zNNNNNNBz~.';sDBBNNNNNNNNNNNBDB='-'~~~~~~~~~~~~'-~~~'      
BsDNB.DNNNNz-.-=BNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNND-'-~~~~~~~~~~~''~~~'      
BNNNN+NNND( +NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN(-'-~~~~~~~~~~~-'-~~-'     
BNNNNNNN(.sNNNNNNNNNNNNBDzzzzzBBNNNNN+---~~~~~~~~~~~~'-~~~'     
BNNNNNN+'zNNNNNNNNNh=sszzzzz.DDBNNNBBN='--~~~~-~~~~~~''~~~'.    
BNNNNNB+hNNNNNNNND=shz+'' `... '~~~;(s=;---~~~~~~~~~~'.~~~-.    
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BNNNNNNNNNNNz=/='     '-'     .+NNNNN-'--~~~~~~~~~~~~~-.-~~~'   
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SwimSuperfan
Crapshot3
Posts: 4,042
Registered: ‎04-18-2012
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Re: ASMB Writing Competition XIX

Reply to stonergoth187 - Message ID#: 65011964

I'm very excited about this btw.

SwimHipster
SlitneyBoobston
Posts: 1,645
Registered: ‎02-12-2012
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Re: ASMB Writing Competition XIX

Reply to stonergoth187 - Message ID#: 65010896

I was looking forward to someone throwing away an entry by not reading the rules.

I was not disappointed.
Is there no place for the man with the 105 IQ?
SwimHELPeR
stonergoth187
Posts: 18,764
Registered: ‎06-14-2006
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Re: ASMB Writing Competition XIX

Reply to Crapshot3 - Message ID#: 65012152

me too!! :smileylol:

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utubeIconsNerd ForumI Have Drawn YouCurrent Theme

♥ Toonami is the Canti to my Mamimi

*Lives in the Toonami Folder*   





I make animated avatars for use within the ASMB by request, and/or just for fun. feel free to pester me with requests, tips, suggestions, etc



Oh, and if you wanna feed my siggy too



^.^♥


Matique is my love, _Star_Wolf_ is my apprentice, DarksidexXx is supah kewlzville, SirenPorcelianDoll is totally my mom, Flutie420 is my IB twin, Buddyroe360 is the broom inspector, BrainFlashAlfalfa is totally here, warcryofthecrazy is a freak, kid you not... F.R.E.A.K, Tetsu is liek a total IB celeb, 55 is the coolest kat, explosivo420 that is all, fierydoom AKA DAANNGGEERR DDOOOOMM!, VodkaJellyShot wanted to be here for unknown reasons, PostModernMartyr and i are in the same state -of mind, puffelufigus is here- i think, TexMex will always be here, Da_Killa_Ounze and i are sticky like good buds, mcbatcommander has an awsm screenname, Skiles is that guy, foryouwhynot's screen name is reason enough, Elle_Eccentric is too kewl for camp, 6clawPaw reminds me of all my polydactyl kitties




The best style is one so subtle it would negate me ever having written this sentence.


'--------------------------(+s((s~++sssssssssssssss='           
.'--------------------------(+~+/(=(ssssssssssssssss-           
''.'----------------------~~-+'.(=/+ssssssssssssssss/.          
''''-'-------------------------'.'/+/s=sssssssssssss='          
s-.-==~'-------------------------'.'(~===ssssssssssss-          
=D~.-zB=~-'-------------------------.'~/+=ss=sss=/=s+-.         
-DB(..=NBz/-'-------'-------.------.-----~/+=ss=s/+s~-'         
 +NB+. (BNND+..-.----'.------.~--'--'------~(/+ss+((~~'         
.'DNNz( -DNNNNz..'+---''.----.'~('--'-~-------(/+/--~~-.        
-.=NNNNz-'sBNNNBs.-~ -h'~' '=s+'~.---.-~----~-----'-~~-.        
-.=NNNNz-'sBNNNNBs.-~ -h'~' '=z'N~.--'-~-----~----'-~~-.        
~'-DNNNNB(~zBNNNNNBs.'-hNhz '+.'NN=.--'-~-----~~~~--~~-'        
-~.;NNNNNNBz=DNNNNNNs.-hNNN(.~sN.N='--'~---~~~~~-~-'~~~'        
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you should make the entry rules in big Bold font green
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You would figure the BIG RED FONT IS A CLUE.

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he could be color blind
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well then green won't be any better either.

 

aka

 

color blind people shouldn't post on cartoon message boards.

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but then we can mess with their minds
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SlitneyBoobston wrote:
I was looking forward to someone throwing away an entry by not reading the rules.

I was not disappointed.

You, read it, right?

 

 

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JonJonMcBon wrote:

SlitneyBoobston wrote:
I was looking forward to someone throwing away an entry by not reading the rules.

I was not disappointed.

You, read it, right?

 

 


nice

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actually green would work with most color blind people. only like 10% of people who are colorblin are truely colerblind, most just miss the red cones.

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I did. I'm not sure you can.
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YouHateAmerica wrote:
I did. I'm not sure you can.

But, you read, it right?

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BeHappyDontWorry wrote:

YouHateAmerica wrote:
I did. I'm not sure you can.

But, you read, it right?


I did.

Also, to the OP, if that is you in your avatar,

 

nice.

 

That is all.

 

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Wow.  Way to be uber-creepin'.


I might write something if I have time.  It's been a long time since I did this.

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JeztheNun wrote:

Wow.  Way to be uber-creepin'.


I might write something if I have time.  It's been a long time since I did this.


I realize you were born in 2012, where everyone is abhorrent to the idea of a male complementing a female's good looks, anywhere and everywhere,

 

but back in my day, a man complimented a women on her features, they left it at that.

 

 

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Shut up, Picard.

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HonorableCloud wrote:

Shut up, Picard.


Funny thing, no one read that guys story.

 

 

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JeztheNun wrote:


I might write something if I have time.


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JeztheNun wrote:



I might write something if I have time.  It's been a long time since I did this.



Ditto.

 

It has been some time.  The first, and last time I tried this, I tied for first.  I also felt very dirty.  :catfrustrated:



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