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BLACK GUY, WHITE GUY, CHINESE GUY JOKES!

THIS IS THE PLACE TO SUBMITT YOUR BLACK GUY, WHITE GUY, CHINESE GUY JOKES.

 

 

ok, black guy, white guy, chinese guy..... right. all 3 died at the same time and went to hell. the devil said to them "there is a chace for you to go back to your lives but you must do the unthinkable. each of you must put your shlong and your balls in my hand then i will burn them with my hell fire." the white guy goes first. he puts his family jewels in the devils hand, it melts, he screams then he disappeared. the chinese guy went next and the same thing happened. then it was the black guys' turn. he put his mandingo in the devils hand and nothing happened. the devil asked "why isn't it melting?" the black guy said "that's because it melts in your mouth, not in your hand.":smileytongue:

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Re: BLACK GUY, WHITE GUY, CHINESE GUY JOKES!

Reply to MrsUrameshi - Message ID#: 43383823

A black man, and white man walk into a bar. D:
Then shall wee meet to mix again, and met,
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A gay bar. LOL AMIRITE
Seriously.

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Reply to MrsUrameshi - Message ID#: 43383823

ok so a chinese guy, a black guy, and a white guy fight to the death. what do you think happens? nothing, because the asian guy was fighting on the computer , the black guy was so worried about the cops that he didnt do anything, and the white guy wouldnt fight till he got a lawyer. AHAHAH STEROTYPES
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Reply to puff_of_doom - Message ID#: 43383870

Nah, the black man isn't a homosexual.

 

Edit: Racist.

Message Edited by For_The_Greater_Good on 04-05-2008 04:24 PM
Message Edited by For_The_Greater_Good on 04-05-2008 04:26 PM
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For_The_Greater_Good wrote:
    Nah, the black man isn't a homosexual.
if he was partners with that white man, he'd be in a wheelchair.
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:smileyvery-happy:
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 (Probably best if read aloud)

 

So a [white/black/chinese] mushroom walks into a bar.

 

The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here".

 

The mushroom replies "Why not? I'm a fun guy"

 

:robotvery-happy: 

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For_The_Greater_Good wrote:
A black man, and white man walk into a bar. D:
Together?
 
Now that's Lulzy. 
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HEY YOU DAM GUY!
There was a massive troll orgy, something involving pushkyn and markoff, fugglesss is always pregnant, and this place is now a sad empty shell of what it once was.

That's all, I guess.
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okay, so a white guy wants to build a new house, but in the lot where he wants to build it, is an old house.
 
so, he hires a black guy to tear it down, a mexican to clean up the lot afterwards, and a chinese guy for the supplies.
 
the next day, the black guy comes, tears down the house. then in the afternoon, the mexican cleans up the mess. when the time came for the supplies to come for the new house, the chinese guy was nowhere to be found.
 
the white guy asks the mexican guy if he's seen the chinese guy. "he's probably over there."
 
so the white guy was about to go walk around the lot, when the chinese guy jumps out in front of him and yells...
 
"SUPPLIES!"
 
 
 
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ok. hah. so i chinese is skipping stones into a lake. He throws it and it goes, PING! PONG! PLUNK! and a black guy walks up. The chinese guy says, "When you skip stone into lake, it tells you name of your ancestors. Watch.." and he throws another stone. It goes, PONG! WING! PING! The black guy says, "hey, let me try!" so he gets a stone and throws it. It says, CHIM! PAN! ZEE! the black guy gets really bad at this, so he takes a huge rock and just throws it into the lake. The large rock makes a huge splash and goes, BAH-BOON!

 

hehehe. :smileytongue: 

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good one:smileyvery-happy:

 

black guy, white guy, chinese guy, are walking on a bridge. the white guy said "hey, let's put our peckers over the ledge to see who has the longest." all 3 took their c o c k s out and hung it over the ledge at the same time. the black guy started moving really fast from left to right. the chinese guy asked him what he was doing and the black guy said "i'm tryna dodge these dam speed boats." :smileytongue:

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MDogg wrote:

 (Probably best if read aloud)

 

So a [white/black/chinese] mushroom walks into a bar.

 

The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here".

 

The mushroom replies "Why not? I'm a fun guy"

 

:robotvery-happy: 


Wow.
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GiantMegaDoucheX wrote:

MDogg wrote:

 (Probably best if read aloud)

 

So a [white/black/chinese] mushroom walks into a bar.

 

The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here".

 

The mushroom replies "Why not? I'm a fun guy"

 

:robotvery-happy: 


Wow.

:smileyindifferent: indeed
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*cracks knuckles* White man, Black man, Chinese man were at a church when they notice every one drinking this special water. So after church they steped to the preist and ask about the water and how could they recieve some. The preist replied "the special water is holy waterr and in order for you to recieve it you must commit a sin. I tell you what go home and think about the worst thing youve done and return sunday and ill give you a drink of the holly water. they return and he asked the white man ..what did you do he said i raped ah gurl...chinese  said i robbed a bank..so they got ah drink of the holy water. Then the priest turned to the black man and ased him what did u do? Black man replied......I PISSED IN THE HOLY WATER!

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