06-10-2012 04:00 AM
I was standing in the kitchen, crying.
Eating bits of cooked pig.
"It's like downloading a computer game, man. It's really fun to play and super addictive."
"But, the only thing is you have to download it every single day. It never stays. Like a phantom program."
"And every time it takes a few hours to download. But, you're sitting there waiting. Because it's fun, it's worth it in your mind."
Chews more pig.
"Wouldn't a normal person get fed up with that after awhile, if not almost immediately?"
"But you're not a normal person..."
"You have needs..."
"I told you to go away!"
"Who cares, anyway?..."
"STOP IT I TOLD YOU TO STOP IT!"
"And do what, then? Simpleton. Torture the minds of starving African children? I think they have enough to worry about..."
06-10-2012 04:02 AM
so you are saying you were talking to yourself?
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06-10-2012 12:03 PM
i knew when i saw the name of this thread that you were the author...
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