Babbling

[BackupAlt]

I was standing in the kitchen, crying.

Eating bits of cooked pig.

"It's like downloading a computer game, man. It's really fun to play and super addictive."

Chews pig.

"But, the only thing is you have to download it every single day. It never stays. Like a phantom program."

Swallows pig.

"And every time it takes a few hours to download. But, you're sitting there waiting. Because it's fun, it's worth it in your mind."

Chews more pig.

"Wouldn't a normal person get fed up with that after awhile, if not almost immediately?"

"But you're not a normal person..."

"What?"

"You have needs..."

"I told you to go away!"

"Who cares, anyway?..."

"STOP IT I TOLD YOU TO STOP IT!"

"And do what, then? Simpleton. Torture the minds of starving African children? I think they have enough to worry about..."

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" 

[alucardsexyghost]

so you are saying you were talking to yourself?

[BackupAlt]

I talk to myself all the time.

He's the only friend I have, you see.

[NaBraniel]

Brilliant, endearing, the best.

I'd put the time and money and energy toward something else if there was anything but there isn't, in the world.

[Pandaka]

wow...

That actually kinda made me feel bad for you.

[SwimMod_Bast]

It made me hungry for bacon.

[BackupAlt]

Ham.

The pig in the story was ham.

[SwimMod_Bast]

Oh. Now I do feel bad for you.

[Alternate]

boo hoo

[BackupAlt]

Oh, yeah, sorry about that.

This is just one perspective.

See, it's kind of impossible to cover the whole spectrum.

But next time I'll take your shoes into consideration when deciding where to place myself.

Maybe then I can get a response from you that isn't sardonic in any way shape or form.

[Alternate]

lol dont mind me man

jus trollin a bit

[kimopo]

Too bad you posted this. It would have made a great entry in the writing contest. It's actually pretty poetic and awesome.

[spundermonkey99]

i knew when i saw the name of this thread that you were the author...