I encourage anyone who can to read Slapstick by Kurt Vonnegut.
This books got everything, mutants, war, plaugue, fluxuating gravity, rich dysfunctional families, secret passage ways, child prodigys, mental institutions, single cell size Chinese people, quantum translocation, incest, presidential campaigns, communication with the dead, drug addiction, slavery, the collapse of civilization, mars, the kidnapped J.esus, the king of Michigan, Lonesome No More campaign buttons, and skyscraper national park.
Best book ever.
We can't all be astronauts. Someone's gotta stay here and watch the place.