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little_girl_lost
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"wait til you see the present i left in your favourite shoe"
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Tempty_McPhallusPup
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OMFGROFLBBQ

♡❤♡ “Eyes. Those Dämn Eyes Fücked Me Forever. We Made Love Just Looking At Them. ♡❤♡
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westpark
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bark bark

 

 

BTW --- I can't believe this thread is still alive. I remember this from back in the day.

WESTPARK THE KING OF ASMB

"westpark ran a train on this thread" - Stilgar

"Every woman needs a good slap now & again." - Sir Sean Connery
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Tempty_McPhallusPup
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Reply to westpark - Message ID#: 64223937

turned my swag on.

♡❤♡ “Eyes. Those Dämn Eyes Fücked Me Forever. We Made Love Just Looking At Them. ♡❤♡
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crapshot2
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HI

 

I #### IN YOUR ROOM

all hail the crimson king
SwimStar
little_girl_lost
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HI

I MADE LOVE TO YOUR SHOE
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crapshot2
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I know, I let you.

all hail the crimson king
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Tempty_McPhallusPup
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the way shoe feels on my genitals is priceless.

♡❤♡ “Eyes. Those Dämn Eyes Fücked Me Forever. We Made Love Just Looking At Them. ♡❤♡
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crapshot2
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I know what you mean buddy

all hail the crimson king
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Ice_Faerie_Green
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Don't you wish your tortoise was hot like me?

omg like my soul burns deep; Omg like my life is so bad; My soul....omg ~ Digamacide

If I post in it, they will leave.
Oh Mark! Oh Maxwell now you are both just killing me with laughter ! !
I will take your pride and swallow it whole.
SwimStar
little_girl_lost
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this is the only way i can get off
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crapshot2
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I was in an awesome movie 95% of you don't know about.

all hail the crimson king
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little_girl_lost
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I am awesome
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Ice_Faerie_Green
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My grandma told me if I kept making this face one day it would stay this way but I never believed her.

omg like my soul burns deep; Omg like my life is so bad; My soul....omg ~ Digamacide

If I post in it, they will leave.
Oh Mark! Oh Maxwell now you are both just killing me with laughter ! !
I will take your pride and swallow it whole.
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westpark
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Quit pokin muh eye.

WESTPARK THE KING OF ASMB

"westpark ran a train on this thread" - Stilgar

"Every woman needs a good slap now & again." - Sir Sean Connery
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booshhardcoreslacker
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I wanted to be a superhero, but had no powers so instead I choose to be super-shiny!

Last time I was this happy, I was face down in a pizza pie, eatin' my way to freedom!
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Tempty_McPhallusPup
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surprise buttsmex?

♡❤♡ “Eyes. Those Dämn Eyes Fücked Me Forever. We Made Love Just Looking At Them. ♡❤♡
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conanwong
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got worms?
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Tempty_McPhallusPup
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one eye is missing due to skull bang by puppy.

♡❤♡ “Eyes. Those Dämn Eyes Fücked Me Forever. We Made Love Just Looking At Them. ♡❤♡
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stilgar
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i wants sits in your lap

How I loathe thee-
Oh, how I loathe thee!
With thy mesmerizing eyes
And thy wicked lips
Which doth hold me captive;
Captivated, devastated
By thy sweet, deceit-filled promises
And by thy eyes
Thy treacherous, lecherous eyes
Which doth pierce my heart
To depths previously unknown
And sear my soul
With passion burning bright
Burning, yearning, undeserving
What thou doth do to me
Thy lightest touch doth linger
Ever after on my skin;
Though I rub, scrape and scrub
Never am I clean again
Nor ever am I free again
Of thy gaze, thy touch, thy kiss
Imprinted on my memory
Forever and eternity
And so I tell thee
For whom I am but a plaything
Worth nothing more
An amusement for thee
To love, then leave
With nary a second thought
And never a backward glance
How I loathe thee-
Oh, how I loathe thee!
The only one I ever loved...


If someone wants to stick stuff in your poop hole and then gets mad when said poop comes out, well they're just silly...

"I do say commoner, could you drop the filth you are packing and saunter off to get me a spork, before I'm forced to feed you to my mop bucket full of piranha fish!"


Reika is my puppy. She is the most adorable puppy ever.
Roxy_da_Mistress: message received :smileywink:
4-HBabe is all mine! :smileymad:
still me is now in my sig.
LDK_SPARDA makes me blush.
GlitterCupcakes likes to feel special *feels her* Yup, she feels special.




Often I must speak other than I think. That is called diplomacy.


SwimFan
Tempty_McPhallusPup
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why is this puppy breathing heavily on my boob?

♡❤♡ “Eyes. Those Dämn Eyes Fücked Me Forever. We Made Love Just Looking At Them. ♡❤♡
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Swimuminati
stilgar
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all i can think about is breathing heavily on that ladies boob

How I loathe thee-
Oh, how I loathe thee!
With thy mesmerizing eyes
And thy wicked lips
Which doth hold me captive;
Captivated, devastated
By thy sweet, deceit-filled promises
And by thy eyes
Thy treacherous, lecherous eyes
Which doth pierce my heart
To depths previously unknown
And sear my soul
With passion burning bright
Burning, yearning, undeserving
What thou doth do to me
Thy lightest touch doth linger
Ever after on my skin;
Though I rub, scrape and scrub
Never am I clean again
Nor ever am I free again
Of thy gaze, thy touch, thy kiss
Imprinted on my memory
Forever and eternity
And so I tell thee
For whom I am but a plaything
Worth nothing more
An amusement for thee
To love, then leave
With nary a second thought
And never a backward glance
How I loathe thee-
Oh, how I loathe thee!
The only one I ever loved...


If someone wants to stick stuff in your poop hole and then gets mad when said poop comes out, well they're just silly...

"I do say commoner, could you drop the filth you are packing and saunter off to get me a spork, before I'm forced to feed you to my mop bucket full of piranha fish!"


Reika is my puppy. She is the most adorable puppy ever.
Roxy_da_Mistress: message received :smileywink:
4-HBabe is all mine! :smileymad:
still me is now in my sig.
LDK_SPARDA makes me blush.
GlitterCupcakes likes to feel special *feels her* Yup, she feels special.




Often I must speak other than I think. That is called diplomacy.


Order of the Owl
FieryDoom
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this pup biting my boob feels awesome. sploosh!

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Tempty_McHotstuff
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*fap fap*

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SwimHELPeR
DoomsDayDevice
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you taste like my *beep*

IMMA RAIN HOT DOOM DOWN UPON YOU!


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