Congressman skinny dips in Sea of Galilee

Icarus27k · ‎01-17-2005

This is an accurate news headline.

See: http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2012/08/20/report-gop-lawmak
ers-scolded-for-israel-antics/?hpt=...

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Glodson · ‎07-13-2003

Honestly, I don't care if they want to put their naked bits into a sea that their prophet supposedly walked on.

I'm more concerned with their asshat behavior here in the course of their duties.

I've been wondering...
I can't get this soon enough..
You best believe there's hell to pay.
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dposse · ‎12-17-2003

hahaha wow. gotta love those good christian values...

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DiscoFevers · ‎05-30-2012

"writing 'regrettably I jumped into the water without a swimsuit.'"

This bothers me more than anything. Just f*cking own your actions.

Regrettably. I can't think of regretting any time I've been naked in the water.

Spreading like wildfire.

By planet core I assume he means planet core.

olmoldy · ‎03-10-2007

AND THEY HAD BEEN DRINKING TOO!?!?!?!? "O" the Humanity! Pat Robertson had Better make some STUPID

Comment about this! Or I'll Lose all Disrespect I Had for Him!

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Ominotigre · ‎05-07-2004

All politicians are required to apologize for their humanity.

In tristitia hilaris hilaritate tristis

Saddy · ‎08-15-2003

yea. i think that's what bothered me the most. just own your god damned actions. being naked in the water is awesome. everyone knows it. anyone who says otherwise is either lying or hasn't been fortunate enough to actually be naked in the water before.

fell into a sea of grass

SpoonHead_Ninja · ‎12-22-2004

So.... do they bathe in their swimming suits too!? Have I been doing this wrong the whole time?

s_a_r_a: And I'm not so much of a clutz as I am a scatterbrain. (For instance: plating a leucine auxotrophic yeast strain onto drop leu media...as if it would grow!, forgetting to load a ladder in a gel, stupid things like that.)

Mjöllnir · ‎10-08-2010

Yes. Being naked is sinful.

SiamZack · ‎03-19-2012

If politics is a freak show, I think they've finally freaked the fuuuuuudge out.

And the scary part is they're just getting warmed up.

Master-Debater131 · ‎06-20-2005

So?

Seriously.

So what?

The guy went for a naked swim. Its not like he kicked a baby or anything.

Seriously. This is a story about nothing at all.

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dposse · ‎12-17-2003

Master-Debater131 wrote:
So?

Seriously.

So what?

The guy went for a naked swim. Its not like he kicked a baby or anything.

Seriously. This is a story about nothing at all.

well, no, its not. Its about a group of Republicans acting like college students while overseas, and not only that, but one of them skinny dipped in a holy site.

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Mjöllnir · ‎10-08-2010

His balls defiled jebuses water.

Master-Debater131 · ‎06-20-2005

sorry but this is a lot of huff over nothing.

Hell, half of the people who are "angry" over this dont even buy into religion. This is a manufactured "outrage" over someone being an idiot. People who are openly Anti-Christian are the ones driving this "outrage".

THis isnt a big deal. This isnt some outrage. This isnt even going to cost him his job. If people are really upset about him they get the chance to tell him that in a few weeks here.
Otherwise, manufactured outrage so that people have something to complain about for a few days.

Nothing will come of this, ever.

(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

Socialism is great until you run out of other peoples money. Just ask Greece
Ive got a lovely bunch of coconuts

dposse · ‎12-17-2003

Master-Debater131 wrote:
sorry but this is a lot of huff over nothing.

Hell, half of the people who are "angry" over this dont even buy into religion. This is a manufactured "outrage" over someone being an idiot. People who are openly Anti-Christian are the ones driving this "outrage".

THis isnt a big deal. This isnt some outrage. This isnt even going to cost him his job. If people are really upset about him they get the chance to tell him that in a few weeks here.
Otherwise, manufactured outrage so that people have something to complain about for a few days.

Nothing will come of this, ever.

And yet, if it was a group of Democrats, i doubt you'd say the same thing.

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Ominotigre · ‎05-07-2004

I can understand religious Republicans getting sand in their manginas over this, but Democrats have no business pointing fingers.
Regardless, get a grip. Plenty of those holy bible types got naked in that water.

In tristitia hilaris hilaritate tristis

TahoeDenver · ‎04-28-2006

W/e tickles his pickle, I guess.

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AlternatePeanutcat · ‎04-27-2012

dposse wrote:
Master-Debater131 wrote:
So?

Seriously.

So what?

The guy went for a naked swim. Its not like he kicked a baby or anything.

Seriously. This is a story about nothing at all.
well, no, its not. Its about a group of Republicans acting like college students while overseas, and not only that, but one of them skinny dipped in a holy site.

Well, thank GOD they didn't ask a presidential candidate questions on a holy site . . . . .

RULES FOR THE CAT: The cat is not allowed on the furniture.

Alright, the cat can go on the furniture, but NOT the kitchen counter.

OK, the cat can go on the kitchen counter, too, just not when I'm preparing food. Deal?

Fine . . . the cat can go wherever it wants, whenever it wants, as long as it doesn't swat me in the face at 5:30 in the morning demanding to be fed.

The cat will be fed at 5:30 in the morning.

Master-Debater131 · ‎06-20-2005

dposse wrote:
Master-Debater131 wrote:
sorry but this is a lot of huff over nothing.

Hell, half of the people who are "angry" over this dont even buy into religion. This is a manufactured "outrage" over someone being an idiot. People who are openly Anti-Christian are the ones driving this "outrage".

THis isnt a big deal. This isnt some outrage. This isnt even going to cost him his job. If people are really upset about him they get the chance to tell him that in a few weeks here.
Otherwise, manufactured outrage so that people have something to complain about for a few days.

Nothing will come of this, ever.
And yet, if it was a group of Democrats, i doubt you'd say the same thing.

And something tells me if this was a Democrat who did this there wouldnt be a wisper of it on these boards.

This isnt a story. Its less than a story. Its a puffed up "outrage" by people who are "outraged" at anything that the GOP does.

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Socialism is great until you run out of other peoples money. Just ask Greece
Ive got a lovely bunch of coconuts

Icarus27k · ‎01-17-2005

House Republicans hard at work in August 2011 ... when the unemployment rate was ... *checking* ... 9.1%.

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2011/sep/2/job-growth-unemplo
yment-stall-august/

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covered_in_sponges · ‎07-29-2007

As a democrat, I don't give a sh!t about this story, hence me not posting in this thread.

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Damnit.

I'd like to thank everyone who participated and voted for an awesome competition.

Second Place- Grave by Kohikki

Third Place- Neon Genesis Evan-DELI-on by Gaynor

Also Third Place- Prophet By BadWitch

Icarus27k · ‎01-17-2005

Aw... Don't encourage Master-debater's false premise. It is a story. It doesn't even have to be a partisan, "Ha Ha! Got you" story, but it's still one.

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covered_in_sponges · ‎07-29-2007

Meh, I wouldn't care if he rubbed his scrote on one of those virgin mary statues.

Actually, that sounds kind of fun.

I'd like to thank everyone who participated and voted for an awesome competition.

Second Place- Grave by Kohikki

Third Place- Neon Genesis Evan-DELI-on by Gaynor

Also Third Place- Prophet By BadWitch

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