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sullivanmcl46
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Ex-Miss Teen USA, Soap Star Turns To Porn.

Ex-Miss USA, Soap Star Turns to Porn

(Jan. 20) - Maybe she's grown tired of the grinding workload that comes with being a soap opera star, but 'Passions' alum and ex-Miss USA Kelli McCarty has now turned her attention to jobs where words take a back seat to other, um, things. You guessed it, McCarty is now charging full thrust into a porno career.

Kelli McCarty - Miss USA, 1991: The former beauty queen, who starred for years on the soap opera 'Passions,' is now shifting the focus of her acting career to porno. Her first feature XXX film is called 'Faithless.' "I enjoy acting, and I really like sex ... so this was the perfect opportunity to

McCarty, 39, has finished wrapping her debut XXX film, 'Faithless' for Vivid Entertainment, and the actress told TMZ that it's a perfect career move.
"I enjoy acting, and I really like sex ... so this was the perfect opportunity to combine two of my passions," she said.
She was crowned Miss USA in 1991 and eight years later scored the role of Beth in the soap opera. Her character was killed off (train explosion!) in 2006.

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sullivanmcl46 wrote:
Ex-Miss USA, Soap Star Turns to Porn

(Jan. 20) - Maybe she's grown tired of the grinding workload that comes with being a soap opera star, but 'Passions' alum and ex-Miss USA Kelli McCarty has now turned her attention to jobs where words take a back seat to other, um, things. You guessed it, McCarty is now charging full thrust into a porno career.

Kelli McCarty - Miss USA, 1991: The former beauty queen, who starred for years on the soap opera 'Passions,' is now shifting the focus of her acting career to porno. Her first feature XXX film is called 'Faithless.' "I enjoy acting, and I really like sex ... so this was the perfect opportunity to

McCarty, 39, has finished wrapping her debut XXX film, 'Faithless' for Vivid Entertainment, and the actress told TMZ that it's a perfect career move.
"I enjoy acting, and I really like sex ... so this was the perfect opportunity to combine two of my passions," she said.
She was crowned Miss USA in 1991 and eight years later scored the role of Beth in the soap opera. Her character was killed off (train explosion!) in 2006.


Sweet.

 

She's not bad looking, I totally would bang her.

Maximum FART.
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She made a pun, good for her.

 

 

And eh, what else was she going to do?

 

I asume all ex-soap stars and Miss USA contestants end up in the porn industry one way or another.

 

 

 

Get it? End up? One way or another?

 

No?

 

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sullivanmcl46
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This is where you say "How are you liking all of these Porn Jokes?"
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It's the natural progression of things.
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HERE'S THE COVER

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Actually porn is a step up from Passions. Most pornos have better plots than Passions ever did.
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In middle school, there was this girl in my class that loved Passions. I caught an episode once...I've seen anime that made more sense.
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Even crappy Mecha anime is several leaps above Passions. That show was regularly mocked as being the basement of the soaps.
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All anime makes sense when you're spanking it.
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For some reason I tried to think of a rebuttal and Hamtaro came to mind...

 

...then it got a lot more disgusting.

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Have you seen the chick on that show?

 

Total babe.

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Passions was a joke. I didn't like that show one bit. It didn't work at all.

 

Good for her if she wants to do that. Will bring better money in than stupid passions did.

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I just image searched her and...........................let's just say we're not bothering to see any of her porns.
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you gotta be fistf*cking me, she's a babe. Unless you find men attractive or something, either way gtfo.
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XD!

Nothing left to do but to hug and eat kettle corn.

In Japan. IN AMERICA!

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_G3rdes wrote:
you gotta be fistf*cking me,

I'll pass.

 

And if you think this is hot then you must also think you're grandmother's good looking too.

 

 

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And this is news because.....?

 

 

 

Dude, that was my heat sink.
Now where am I gonna sink my heat?
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Yes. YES.

 

I love when a star falls and is corrupted.

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Majestick wrote:

Sweet.

 

She's not bad looking, I totally would bang her.


U wud?

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Ebon wrote:
In middle school, there was this girl in my class that loved Passions. I caught an episode once...I've seen anime that made more sense.

A friend of mine figured I would love the show as much as she did when she showed me some episode with a bollywood-like dance scene. Show was just too crappy for me to appreciate the effort.

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Still prefer Gillian Michaels.
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She's alright looking.
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