Step One - Be a girl.
Step Two - Preferably a hot girl.
Step Three - Preferably a witty, smart and hot girl.
Step Four - How many times do we have to go over this? There is no four!
Step Five - Kudo those that are apparently God-like on the boards. Kudo them and reply to them because cool by association does exist.
Step Six - After step five, if you've been well received, put said God-like posters in your sig.
Step Seven - Cry when you realize you're not in their sig.
Step 8 - Many lulz will be had.
Step 9 - Pull yourself together or as together as one can be after such a devastating blow.
Step 10 - Come to the realization that no one has real friends on the internet.
Now these steps vary depending on which folder you're in. So it's best if you care about having board friends, that you adjusts who you are to fit who you want to be liked by.
Example #1: I love Babbling. People here are so educated and insightful. I need to appear smart to fit in. I shall introduce Merriam Webster's Word of the Day in a few posts as to seem well-read.
Example #2: I love IB. This place is crazy. I must be just as crazy. Derp Derp.
Example #3: I love Rants. I can really vent here about drama on the boards like people aren't dealing with REAL ISSUES out there in this thing called life. Rage!
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Buddy Roe, cause all the cool and uncool kids are doing it?
that sounded better before I typed it.
And no chicken or handjobs either. That's too friendly.
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