Well, I would like to believe there is such a thing as an unfriendly handjob, but when I try to rationalize the concept I end up visualizing someone running around the room trying to escape the unfriendly person who ripped their #### off in the middle of said unfriendly handjob, and that's a really dark and strange visual especially since the accompanying soundtrack is "The Crying Game", and no one needs that.
Also unfriendly chickens were the death of Link many many times and I've never forgiven those dirty rotten whorebastards.
this thread belongs in IB. and there is a four. there are lots
How I loathe thee- Oh, how I loathe thee! With thy mesmerizing eyes And thy wicked lips Which doth hold me captive; Captivated, devastated By thy sweet, deceit-filled promises And by thy eyes Thy treacherous, lecherous eyes Which doth pierce my heart To depths previously unknown And sear my soul With passion burning bright Burning, yearning, undeserving What thou doth do to me Thy lightest touch doth linger Ever after on my skin; Though I rub, scrape and scrub Never am I clean again Nor ever am I free again Of thy gaze, thy touch, thy kiss Imprinted on my memory Forever and eternity And so I tell thee For whom I am but a plaything Worth nothing more An amusement for thee To love, then leave With nary a second thought And never a backward glance How I loathe thee- Oh, how I loathe thee! The only one I ever loved...
If someone wants to stick stuff in your poop hole and then gets mad when said poop comes out, well they're just silly...
"I do say commoner, could you drop the filth you are packing and saunter off to get me a spork, before I'm forced to feed you to my mop bucket full of piranha fish!"
Reika is my puppy. She is the most adorable puppy ever. Roxy_da_Mistress: message received 4-HBabe is all mine! still me is now in my sig. LDK_SPARDA makes me blush. GlitterCupcakes likes to feel special *feels her* Yup, she feels special.
Often I must speak other than I think. That is called diplomacy.
Once upon a time in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle. The frog hopped into the princess' lap and said: Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper young prince that I am, and then, my sweet, we can marry and set up housekeeping in your castle with my mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and feel forever grateful doing so. That night, as the princess dined sumptuously on a repast of lightly sautéed frogs legs seasoned in a wine and onion cream sauce she chuckled to herself and thought: I don't f*cking think so..
How I loathe thee- Oh, how I loathe thee! With thy mesmerizing eyes And thy wicked lips Which doth hold me captive; Captivated, devastated By thy sweet, deceit-filled promises And by thy eyes Thy treacherous, lecherous eyes Which doth pierce my heart To depths previously unknown And sear my soul With passion burning bright Burning, yearning, undeserving What thou doth do to me Thy lightest touch doth linger Ever after on my skin; Though I rub, scrape and scrub Never am I clean again Nor ever am I free again Of thy gaze, thy touch, thy kiss Imprinted on my memory Forever and eternity And so I tell thee For whom I am but a plaything Worth nothing more An amusement for thee To love, then leave With nary a second thought And never a backward glance How I loathe thee- Oh, how I loathe thee! The only one I ever loved...
If someone wants to stick stuff in your poop hole and then gets mad when said poop comes out, well they're just silly...
"I do say commoner, could you drop the filth you are packing and saunter off to get me a spork, before I'm forced to feed you to my mop bucket full of piranha fish!"
Reika is my puppy. She is the most adorable puppy ever. Roxy_da_Mistress: message received 4-HBabe is all mine! still me is now in my sig. LDK_SPARDA makes me blush. GlitterCupcakes likes to feel special *feels her* Yup, she feels special.
Often I must speak other than I think. That is called diplomacy.
Fight with truth in one hand, rifle grasped firmly in the other
Whoever appeals to the law against his fellow man is either a fool or a coward. Whoever cannot take care of himself without police protection is both. It is as cowardly to betray an offender to justice, even though his offences be against yourself, as it is not to avenge an injury by violence. It is dastardly and contemptible in a wounded man to betray the name of his assailant, because if he recovers, he must naturally expect to take vengeance himself.
Give your soul to God and pick up your gun, It's time to deal in lead. We are the legions of the damned, The Army of the already dead. "God forbid we should ever be twenty years without such a rebellion. The people cannot be all, and always, well informed. The part which is wrong will be discontented, in proportion to the importance of the facts they misconceive. If they remain quiet under such misconceptions, it is lethargy, the forerunner of death to the public liberty. ... And what country can preserve its liberties, if its rulers are not warned from time to time, that this people preserve the spirit of resistance? Let them take arms. The remedy is to set them right as to the facts, pardon and pacify them. What signify a few lives lost in a century or two? The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time, with the blood of patriots and tyrants. It is its natural manure."
Cheesus, lord of the Cheddar.
"The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists, and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!"...and I'll look down, and whisper "No.""fiat iustitia et pereat mundus "A wayfarer should not walk unarmed, But have his weapons to hand: He knows not when he may need a spear, Or what menace meet on the road."
Which really means that my cleavage shadow and not me has the potential for many many creepy internet friends. I'm merely the wall which displays said cleavage.
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