Have You Ever Caught Your Sibling In The Act?

BackupAlt · ‎12-20-2011

Solo or with their boy/girlfriend?

What did you do?

Did you leave them alone?

Join in?

MackenCheez · ‎02-16-2012

I killed myself

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BackupAlt · ‎12-20-2011

One time I was porkin' my friends sister, because I'm cool like that.

He walked in on us right as I was painting her face.

I think he must have been jealous or something because we haven't talked since.

YoAsianPeopleHateMe · ‎02-21-2012

BackupAlt wrote:
One time I was porkin' my friends sister, because I'm cool like that.

He walked in on us right as I was painting her face.

I think he must have been jealous or something because we haven't talked since.

He must have saw some of himself- "Oh god, is this all my fault?!" "Yes." Hahahahaha!!!

[Notices a glare of silent disgust from across the room]
W t f...?

stilgar · ‎07-19-2003

BackupAlt wrote:
One time I was porkin' my friends sister, because I'm cool like that.

He walked in on us right as I was painting her face.

I think he must have been jealous or something because we haven't talked since.

this never happened

How I loathe thee-
Oh, how I loathe thee!
With thy mesmerizing eyes
And thy wicked lips
Which doth hold me captive;
Captivated, devastated
By thy sweet, deceit-filled promises
And by thy eyes
Thy treacherous, lecherous eyes
Which doth pierce my heart
To depths previously unknown
And sear my soul
With passion burning bright
Burning, yearning, undeserving
What thou doth do to me
Thy lightest touch doth linger
Ever after on my skin;
Though I rub, scrape and scrub
Never am I clean again
Nor ever am I free again
Of thy gaze, thy touch, thy kiss
Imprinted on my memory
Forever and eternity
And so I tell thee
For whom I am but a plaything
Worth nothing more
An amusement for thee
To love, then leave
With nary a second thought
And never a backward glance
How I loathe thee-
Oh, how I loathe thee!
The only one I ever loved...

If someone wants to stick stuff in your poop hole and then gets mad when said poop comes out, well they're just silly...

"I do say commoner, could you drop the filth you are packing and saunter off to get me a spork, before I'm forced to feed you to my mop bucket full of piranha fish!"

Reika is my puppy. She is the most adorable puppy ever.
Roxy_da_Mistress: message received
4-HBabe is all mine!
still me is now in my sig.
LDK_SPARDA makes me blush.
GlitterCupcakes likes to feel special *feels her* Yup, she feels special.

Often I must speak other than I think. That is called diplomacy.

YoAsianPeopleHateMe · ‎02-21-2012

stilgar wrote:
BackupAlt wrote:
One time I was porkin' my friends sister, because I'm cool like that.

He walked in on us right as I was painting her face.

I think he must have been jealous or something because we haven't talked since.
this never happened

It didn't?

[Notices a glare of silent disgust from across the room]
W t f...?

BadMudderTrucker · ‎02-15-2012

I wish I had a little sister to catch in the act.

Wacky hijinks ensue.

"You can accomplish a lot when you get the sympathy of the press!" - Snoopy

westpark · ‎10-26-2005

No.

And thank the lawd.

WESTPARK THE KING OF ASMB

"westpark ran a train on this thread" - Stilgar

"Every woman needs a good slap now & again." - Sir Sean Connery

valiente16 · ‎10-08-2003

yes...and I called my mom at the time since I was a kid. She came home from work and threw dude out buttnekkid. Hilarity ensued later while my sister was beat like a slave.

Once upon a time in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle. The frog hopped into the princess' lap and said: Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper young prince that I am, and then, my sweet, we can marry and set up housekeeping in your castle with my mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and feel forever grateful doing so. That night, as the princess dined sumptuously on a repast of lightly sautéed frogs legs seasoned in a wine and onion cream sauce she chuckled to herself and thought: I don't f*cking think so..

stilgar · ‎07-19-2003

Why did this turn me on?

How I loathe thee-
Oh, how I loathe thee!
With thy mesmerizing eyes
And thy wicked lips
Which doth hold me captive;
Captivated, devastated
By thy sweet, deceit-filled promises
And by thy eyes
Thy treacherous, lecherous eyes
Which doth pierce my heart
To depths previously unknown
And sear my soul
With passion burning bright
Burning, yearning, undeserving
What thou doth do to me
Thy lightest touch doth linger
Ever after on my skin;
Though I rub, scrape and scrub
Never am I clean again
Nor ever am I free again
Of thy gaze, thy touch, thy kiss
Imprinted on my memory
Forever and eternity
And so I tell thee
For whom I am but a plaything
Worth nothing more
An amusement for thee
To love, then leave
With nary a second thought
And never a backward glance
How I loathe thee-
Oh, how I loathe thee!
The only one I ever loved...

If someone wants to stick stuff in your poop hole and then gets mad when said poop comes out, well they're just silly...

"I do say commoner, could you drop the filth you are packing and saunter off to get me a spork, before I'm forced to feed you to my mop bucket full of piranha fish!"

Reika is my puppy. She is the most adorable puppy ever.
Roxy_da_Mistress: message received
4-HBabe is all mine!
still me is now in my sig.
LDK_SPARDA makes me blush.
GlitterCupcakes likes to feel special *feels her* Yup, she feels special.

Often I must speak other than I think. That is called diplomacy.

valiente16 · ‎10-08-2003

stilgar wrote:
Why did this turn me on?

because you are stilgar?

Once upon a time in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle. The frog hopped into the princess' lap and said: Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper young prince that I am, and then, my sweet, we can marry and set up housekeeping in your castle with my mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and feel forever grateful doing so. That night, as the princess dined sumptuously on a repast of lightly sautéed frogs legs seasoned in a wine and onion cream sauce she chuckled to herself and thought: I don't f*cking think so..

stilgar · ‎07-19-2003

That......is a really good answer

How I loathe thee-
Oh, how I loathe thee!
With thy mesmerizing eyes
And thy wicked lips
Which doth hold me captive;
Captivated, devastated
By thy sweet, deceit-filled promises
And by thy eyes
Thy treacherous, lecherous eyes
Which doth pierce my heart
To depths previously unknown
And sear my soul
With passion burning bright
Burning, yearning, undeserving
What thou doth do to me
Thy lightest touch doth linger
Ever after on my skin;
Though I rub, scrape and scrub
Never am I clean again
Nor ever am I free again
Of thy gaze, thy touch, thy kiss
Imprinted on my memory
Forever and eternity
And so I tell thee
For whom I am but a plaything
Worth nothing more
An amusement for thee
To love, then leave
With nary a second thought
And never a backward glance
How I loathe thee-
Oh, how I loathe thee!
The only one I ever loved...

If someone wants to stick stuff in your poop hole and then gets mad when said poop comes out, well they're just silly...

"I do say commoner, could you drop the filth you are packing and saunter off to get me a spork, before I'm forced to feed you to my mop bucket full of piranha fish!"

Reika is my puppy. She is the most adorable puppy ever.
Roxy_da_Mistress: message received
4-HBabe is all mine!
still me is now in my sig.
LDK_SPARDA makes me blush.
GlitterCupcakes likes to feel special *feels her* Yup, she feels special.

Often I must speak other than I think. That is called diplomacy.

Tempty_McHotstuff · ‎03-25-2007

no, but i caught my 1st roommate. she was embarrassed. it's hard to sleep with a buzzing in your ear.

♡❤♡❤♡
❤ Together Forever ❤

BackupAlt · ‎12-20-2011

What should have happened, in my mind:

"What are you doing?"

" ! ! ! "

"Nothing!"

"What's this?"

*tosses toy away*

"(chicks name)... If you needed someone to play with, you should have just asked..."

And then it gets dirtier from that point out.

Much dirtier.

Tempty_McHotstuff · ‎03-25-2007

she was pretty hot, but she was mean as hell to other people.

it really takes away from the "i want to eat it like it's puppy chow" factor.

she wasn't mean to me because it's really hard to be mean to me. i'm super sweet and i have the eyes, man.

♡❤♡❤♡
❤ Together Forever ❤

1938_Packard · ‎08-09-2008

BackupAlt wrote:
Solo or with their boy/girlfriend?

What did you do?

Did you leave them alone?

Join in?

I caught Older Bro wearing an afro wig and lipsynching to a Barbara Streisand album, pretending a rolled up magazine was a mic.

I could have told him before all that that robbing Dad's liquor cabinet wasn't such a hot idea...

Oh, you mean sex? It was never a matter of "catching" him at anything. I always knew what he and his GF of the week were up to every time he handed me twenty bucks and told me to get lost. Out I went. You could find me at the Shore Mall watching monster movies.

La la la, doot dee doooo. La la la, doot dee daaaaah...
The views and opinions expressed by Packard are not necessarily those of Burt Reynolds, Mikhail Gorbachev, Michael Lookinland, the Packard Avatar Radio Ghost, Joan Rivers or the British Petroleum Board of Directors. Any complaints regarding putrid regurgitation of facts that nobody cares to honestly address or acknowledge should be directed to the nearest urinal.

valiente16 · ‎10-08-2003

1938_Packard wrote:
BackupAlt wrote:
Solo or with their boy/girlfriend?

What did you do?

Did you leave them alone?

Join in?
I caught Older Bro wearing an afro wig and lipsynching to a Barbara Streisand album, pretending a rolled up magazine was a mic.

I could have told him before all that that robbing Dad's liquor cabinet wasn't such a hot idea...

Oh, you mean sex? It was never a matter of "catching" him at anything. I always knew what he and his GF of the week were up to every time he handed me twenty bucks and told me to get lost. Out I went. You could find me at the Shore Mall watching monster movies.

like this?

Once upon a time in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle. The frog hopped into the princess' lap and said: Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper young prince that I am, and then, my sweet, we can marry and set up housekeeping in your castle with my mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and feel forever grateful doing so. That night, as the princess dined sumptuously on a repast of lightly sautéed frogs legs seasoned in a wine and onion cream sauce she chuckled to herself and thought: I don't f*cking think so..

1938_Packard · ‎08-09-2008

valiente16 wrote:
1938_Packard wrote:
BackupAlt wrote:
Solo or with their boy/girlfriend?

What did you do?

Did you leave them alone?

Join in?
I caught Older Bro wearing an afro wig and lipsynching to a Barbara Streisand album, pretending a rolled up magazine was a mic.

I could have told him before all that that robbing Dad's liquor cabinet wasn't such a hot idea...

Oh, you mean sex? It was never a matter of "catching" him at anything. I always knew what he and his GF of the week were up to every time he handed me twenty bucks and told me to get lost. Out I went. You could find me at the Shore Mall watching monster movies.
like this?

No, the wig was polyester, a leftover from Halloween two years before when he went to a party as Burger from "Hair".

La la la, doot dee doooo. La la la, doot dee daaaaah...
The views and opinions expressed by Packard are not necessarily those of Burt Reynolds, Mikhail Gorbachev, Michael Lookinland, the Packard Avatar Radio Ghost, Joan Rivers or the British Petroleum Board of Directors. Any complaints regarding putrid regurgitation of facts that nobody cares to honestly address or acknowledge should be directed to the nearest urinal.

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