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I Think I Gave Oral Sex Last Night

I was kinda depressed last night because of what happen at the bar and my thread wasn't blowing up.

 

So I called my friend crying and asked if he could come over I was going through a rough patch.

 

He came over and comforted me.

 

I cried on his shoulder and tell him what happened.

 

He gave me like reassuring pats on the back and stuff then we spooned for a little while.

 

I woke up with my head in his lap and I was pretty wasted so I don't know what happened but I hope I didn't cross the line.

 

I don't want to ruin another friendsip.

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i don't even believe this happened.
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After last night it's no longer a friendsip, it's a friendguzzle.
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Of all the fiction he's posted recently, this is the most believable.
I've been wondering...
I can't get this soon enough..
You best believe there's hell to pay.
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did you wake up with a bad taste in your mouth?
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Oral sex doesn't ruin friendships.

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I wonder if I should call him?

Should I call him?

I'm so confused right now.

:smileysad:
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BackupAlt wrote:

 

 

I don't want to ruin another friendsip.



It's only ruined if you spit.

 

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This is a good one.
Thanks for new episodes.

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It's only ruined if you gave bad service.

Once upon a time in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle. The frog hopped into the princess' lap and said: Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper young prince that I am, and then, my sweet, we can marry and set up housekeeping in your castle with my mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and feel forever grateful doing so. That night, as the princess dined sumptuously on a repast of lightly sautéed frogs legs seasoned in a wine and onion cream sauce she chuckled to herself and thought: I don't f*cking think so..

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Dude, gay might be the best thing that ever happened to you.

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If waking up with your head on a mans lap means you gave him Oral sex then I might owe a friend an apology, or he owes me a thank you.
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how does it feel to spit in your lover's eye?

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BackupAlt wrote:
I wonder if I should call him?

Should I call him?

I'm so confused right now.

:smileysad:

No. If you were any good he should call you.

 

 

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I want to ruin our friendship baby :smileywink:

How I loathe thee-
Oh, how I loathe thee!
With thy mesmerizing eyes
And thy wicked lips
Which doth hold me captive;
Captivated, devastated
By thy sweet, deceit-filled promises
And by thy eyes
Thy treacherous, lecherous eyes
Which doth pierce my heart
To depths previously unknown
And sear my soul
With passion burning bright
Burning, yearning, undeserving
What thou doth do to me
Thy lightest touch doth linger
Ever after on my skin;
Though I rub, scrape and scrub
Never am I clean again
Nor ever am I free again
Of thy gaze, thy touch, thy kiss
Imprinted on my memory
Forever and eternity
And so I tell thee
For whom I am but a plaything
Worth nothing more
An amusement for thee
To love, then leave
With nary a second thought
And never a backward glance
How I loathe thee-
Oh, how I loathe thee!
The only one I ever loved...


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call him and ask don't be afraid
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Also it made me think of this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BmV9aWqm2E

Once upon a time in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle. The frog hopped into the princess' lap and said: Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper young prince that I am, and then, my sweet, we can marry and set up housekeeping in your castle with my mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and feel forever grateful doing so. That night, as the princess dined sumptuously on a repast of lightly sautéed frogs legs seasoned in a wine and onion cream sauce she chuckled to herself and thought: I don't f*cking think so..

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Is ur friend gay or bi? If not you should ask him wtf happened...

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um , ew?

 

even i havent crossed the accidental **noel** while intoxicated line.... yet...

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Maybe it'll bring you closer together
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Pics or it didn't happen.
Maybe this is the one, the one I won't come back from: the end. Just playin' with your head! Would you rescue me if it were true?

Your grasp of the obvious is inspiring.

Here's some giant earthworms. Your argument is invalid.

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Going around the line and crossing other lines counts.
Maybe this is the one, the one I won't come back from: the end. Just playin' with your head! Would you rescue me if it were true?

Your grasp of the obvious is inspiring.

Here's some giant earthworms. Your argument is invalid.

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Ouch. Call him and ask what happened, and if he doesn't answer, then you should know what happened.

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did you wake up with a good taste in your mouth?


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In your own words:

 

"Everyday I wake up and am thankful I'm not you."

Remember everybody, I'm a troll.

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