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I can't watch the news at work anymore.

Nope.  During break times, I used to eat and watch the news.  Now, the audio system has been rewired to cut the tv sound off every fifteen minutes.  It plays recorded messages from management.  "Please enroll in our Health and Wellness Rewards program.  You  c o u l d save up to fifteen dollars a month on your heath care co pay just by visiting our special care team and following their instructions..."

 

 

Just the bosses wanting to stick their noses into what I eat or whether I smoke. 

 

I watch the news at home now.

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oh no! so you actually have to work at work now? how upsetting
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1938_Packard wrote:

Nope.  During break times, I used to eat and watch the news.  Now, the audio system has been rewired to cut the tv sound off every fifteen minutes.  It plays recorded messages from management.  "Please enroll in our Health and Wellness Rewards program.  You  c o u l d save up to fifteen dollars a month on your heath care co pay just by visiting our special care team and following their instructions..."

 

 

Just the bosses wanting to stick their noses into what I eat or whether I smoke. 

 

I watch the news at home now.


Well kenworth -- smoking/bad diets cause their premiums to go up -- don't u realize that?

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I might be on the news today, they were filming at the store I went to get the solar eclipse lenses from.

 

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...........You think you're being watched by a PA system.........You really are nuts.

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I made this comment but edited it out. But glad I wasn't the only one to think it.

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I use to watch Judy Judge during my lunch breaks until someone complained to management and they wrote a rule no phones or laptops in the break room.

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Buddyroe274 wrote:

...........You think you're being watched by a PA system.........You really are nuts.


Where did I say anything about being watched?  They're just advertsing a program they want me to join.  The people they want me to see would report all my health info to management.  No, thank you.

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This raises so many questions that I just don't want answers to

"Calypso, he called himself........It was a stupid name, I wanted to kill him there and then....."

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