Babbling

[CharmingCriminal]

There is trashcan in a salvation army with a poem written on it. It goes like this:

Here I sit all broken hearted,

tried to poop, but only farted.

A little later, I took a chance,

tried to fart, and pooped my pants.

I lol'd. 

[Ice_Faerie_Green]

The Salvation Army changes lives.

[The_Pirate-King]

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CharmingCriminal wrote:

There is trashcan in a salvation army with a poem written on it. It goes like this:

Here I sit all broken hearted,

tried to poop, but only farted.

A little later, I took a chance,

tried to fart, and pooped my pants.

I lol'd. 

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I read that in a bathroom stall once.

I think that's a bit more appropriate.

[Invida]

Was there poop in it?

[CharmingCriminal]

Yep. Doing the most good.


Such kind individuals, they don't even stop to change themselves. They just go right one changing lives instead.

[CharmingCriminal]

The trashcan was in the bathroom.

[westpark]

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CharmingCriminal wrote:

There is trashcan in a salvation army with a poem written on it. It goes like this:

Here I sit all broken hearted,

tried to poop, but only farted.

A little later, I took a chance,

tried to fart, and pooped my pants.

I lol'd. 

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I've seen variations of that in bathrooms.

Another saying is 'look @ the joke, its in your hands' (meaning ur penor)

In college there were some funny things about sororities:

Tri-a Delt? Everyone else has....(meaning Tri-Delts were sl-ts)

And my favorite: I ate a ZTA, mmmmmmmmm

[The_Pirate-King]

Still, actually reading it while on the crapper makes the most sense...

[Mjöllnir]

seen that poem while sitting on a sh!tter too.

[SlitneyBoobston]

I'm familiar with the works of Pablo Neruda.

[CharmingCriminal]

Probably. But it wasn't. The crapper stall was currently occupied with graffiti from skin heads and some guy that wanted write all his favorite bands on the wall.

[CharmingCriminal]

Did it make you think?

[naraku361]

I liked the shorter

"Here I sit,
Broken-hearted.
Came to ####,
But only farted."

Better.