Babbling

[Glodson]

It could be lots of things. That's one, and the there's the ironclad clinging to "no sex before marriage" idea of hers, and she could also be lying.

Or she could have saddlebacked before saddlebacking was cool.

[Glodson]

So.... not much different than now?

[PineappleTampons]

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Glodson wrote:
It could be lots of things. That's one, and the there's the ironclad clinging to "no sex before marriage" idea of hers, and she could also be lying.

Or she could have saddlebacked before saddlebacking was cool.

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She could just be a horny old bat.

[Glodson]

She could be a batty old attention whore.

[PineappleTampons]

She could be Octomom in disguise.

[Glodson]

She could have Gozer locked away in her death vag.

[Rasputin0070]

She could be a fiery.

[Glodson]

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Rasputin0070 wrote:

She could be a fiery.

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That second one is how I imagine her vag must look.

[scoobdog]

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PineappleTampons wrote:

She could be Octomom in disguise.

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All the surgery in the world could not make the Octomom look that good.

[The_Pirate-King]

For a 70 year old woman, she looks pretty #### good. I'm sure there are some old guys who would tap that without hesitation.

[Astromang]

Two pages and no "her body is ready" comment. You have failed me babbling.

[katt_goddess]

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CupcakeTampons wrote:

Am I the only one who doesn't see virginity as a bad thing?

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No. But I hope she finds someone because she's in my way for the title right now.

I bet Tosh.0 could find her a whole slew of the gross and desparate just by going through some of the old files. There was this clip that I couldn't link even if I had it of some old fart in a speedo who likes to hang around pools and get with grannies. He wouldn't care if she looks like a transgendered Ozzy.

[GiantMegaDoucheX]

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_Star_Wolf_ wrote:

Waiting all that time and whoever takes this opportunity is probably going to really really blow at pleasing women.

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That's every woman's attitude about sex these days.

I say she should just die a virigin and get a guaranteed spot in heaven!

[GiantMegaDoucheX]

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Glodson wrote:
She could have Gozer locked away in her death vag.

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When her hymen breaks it unleashes a 10,000 year old cosmic horror instead of blood.

It's been locked away for so long and it can smell the freedom. This is how the world ends.

[VTEKID]

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GiantMegaDoucheX wrote:

What happens when social conservatives promote abstinence over safe sexual practices?

THIS

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If she's happy, who gives a sh!t? There's no law that says you need to get laid by a certain age or something. Do what makes you happy.

Also, OMFG DB4 MUTHAFOCKAAAAAA

[VTEKID]

And that top photo is probably the most photoshopped image in the history of time. 

[_Star_Wolf_]

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GiantMegaDoucheX wrote:

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Glodson wrote:
She could have Gozer locked away in her death vag.

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When her hymen breaks it unleashes a 10,000 year old cosmic horror instead of blood.

It's been locked away for so long and it can smell the freedom. This is how the world ends.

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2012

[Victor_Noir]

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GiantMegaDoucheX wrote:

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Glodson wrote:
She could have Gozer locked away in her death vag.

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When her hymen breaks it unleashes a 10,000 year old cosmic horror instead of blood.

It's been locked away for so long and it can smell the freedom. This is how the world ends.

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This might be the post of the year EW LOL.


Bravo, good sir. Bravo!