If You're Worried About Being Alone On Valentine's

BackupAlt · 12-20-2011

Just remember, ladies.

I'm still single.

NaBraniel · 11-26-2004

Still?

I can't even...!

go progress chrome

fugglesss · 01-16-2007

no way!

Mjöllnir · 10-08-2010

This is the single weirdos looking for dates thread.

BackupAlt · 12-20-2011

I know, right?

It still baffles me.

I learned how to play guitar and everything.

Still can't trick a woman into letting me sleep in the same bed as her.

Crafty little vixens.

fugglesss · 01-16-2007

how long did it take u to learn guitar?

have u tried being nice to a big girl yet like i was telling you?

BackupAlt · 12-20-2011

Everything went a lot smoother once I got the incantation down just right.

And, no.

I mean, I tried. For like, half a second.

Then I realized how horribly shallow and awful I am.

fugglesss · 01-16-2007

have you watched this video yet?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Ar2v4khNPA&ob=av3e

i really love guitar but failed miserably my first try at learning... i think the guitar i got was just too crappy and cheap.. if u have any instructions on how to buy the right equipment.. please help

see i live in a very racist state.. they wouldnt really give me good advice at a guitar shop here

but i gotta go and start my weekend now... .see ya sun night

BackupAlt · 12-20-2011

Ret me show you how shound enhanshment pedar wok...

ShowUsYourTaint · 11-07-2005

BackupAlt wrote:
I know, right?

It still baffles me.

I learned how to play guitar and everything.

Still can't trick a woman into letting me sleep in the same bed as her.

Crafty little vixens.

Your problem is you haven't learned any magic tricks yet

Cast off this taint, and become taintless

covered_in_sponges · 07-29-2007

Mjöllnir wrote:
This is the single weirdos looking for dates thread.

Excellent.

Ladies?

... Ladies?

I'd like to thank everyone who participated and voted for an awesome competition.

Second Place- Grave by Kohikki

Third Place- Neon Genesis Evan-DELI-on by Gaynor

Also Third Place- Prophet By BadWitch

stilgar · 07-19-2003

you always will be

How I loathe thee-
Oh, how I loathe thee!
With thy mesmerizing eyes
And thy wicked lips
Which doth hold me captive;
Captivated, devastated
By thy sweet, deceit-filled promises
And by thy eyes
Thy treacherous, lecherous eyes
Which doth pierce my heart
To depths previously unknown
And sear my soul
With passion burning bright
Burning, yearning, undeserving
What thou doth do to me
Thy lightest touch doth linger
Ever after on my skin;
Though I rub, scrape and scrub
Never am I clean again
Nor ever am I free again
Of thy gaze, thy touch, thy kiss
Imprinted on my memory
Forever and eternity
And so I tell thee
For whom I am but a plaything
Worth nothing more
An amusement for thee
To love, then leave
With nary a second thought
And never a backward glance
How I loathe thee-
Oh, how I loathe thee!
The only one I ever loved...

If someone wants to stick stuff in your poop hole and then gets mad when said poop comes out, well they're just silly...

"I do say commoner, could you drop the filth you are packing and saunter off to get me a spork, before I'm forced to feed you to my mop bucket full of piranha fish!"

Reika is my puppy. She is the most adorable puppy ever.
Roxy_da_Mistress: message received
4-HBabe is all mine!
still me is now in my sig.
LDK_SPARDA makes me blush.
GlitterCupcakes likes to feel special *feels her* Yup, she feels special.

Often I must speak other than I think. That is called diplomacy.

Ice_Faerie_Green · 02-16-2010

You're an untameable bachelor!

*growl*

*faints*

"Isn't it funny how you used to be in the nut house and now I'm in jail?"

♥ R.I.P. Mitchell Guist ♥
1963 - 2012
You were one kickass swamper!

Love: Her number was 146

BackupAlt · 12-20-2011

Shadowstaarr · 11-09-2004

Ok, but how does that help me, the single guy?

VirusJunkie : I DONT WANT THAT MAN ON MY CO0CH!

ban dat dude!

If I die today, it'd be a holiday.

Ice_Faerie_Green · 02-16-2010

BackupAlt wrote:

You make me happy too!

"Isn't it funny how you used to be in the nut house and now I'm in jail?"

♥ R.I.P. Mitchell Guist ♥
1963 - 2012
You were one kickass swamper!

Love: Her number was 146

stilgar · 07-19-2003

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How I loathe thee-
Oh, how I loathe thee!
With thy mesmerizing eyes
And thy wicked lips
Which doth hold me captive;
Captivated, devastated
By thy sweet, deceit-filled promises
And by thy eyes
Thy treacherous, lecherous eyes
Which doth pierce my heart
To depths previously unknown
And sear my soul
With passion burning bright
Burning, yearning, undeserving
What thou doth do to me
Thy lightest touch doth linger
Ever after on my skin;
Though I rub, scrape and scrub
Never am I clean again
Nor ever am I free again
Of thy gaze, thy touch, thy kiss
Imprinted on my memory
Forever and eternity
And so I tell thee
For whom I am but a plaything
Worth nothing more
An amusement for thee
To love, then leave
With nary a second thought
And never a backward glance
How I loathe thee-
Oh, how I loathe thee!
The only one I ever loved...

If someone wants to stick stuff in your poop hole and then gets mad when said poop comes out, well they're just silly...

"I do say commoner, could you drop the filth you are packing and saunter off to get me a spork, before I'm forced to feed you to my mop bucket full of piranha fish!"

Reika is my puppy. She is the most adorable puppy ever.
Roxy_da_Mistress: message received
4-HBabe is all mine!
still me is now in my sig.
LDK_SPARDA makes me blush.
GlitterCupcakes likes to feel special *feels her* Yup, she feels special.

Often I must speak other than I think. That is called diplomacy.

Ice_Faerie_Green · 02-16-2010

You're just jealous.

"Isn't it funny how you used to be in the nut house and now I'm in jail?"

♥ R.I.P. Mitchell Guist ♥
1963 - 2012
You were one kickass swamper!

Love: Her number was 146

CharmingCriminal · 09-15-2010

Ladies only?

What about me, huh?

No, you really can't do that.

BackupAlt · 12-20-2011

No dongs.

covered_in_sponges · 07-29-2007

... Ladies?

I'd like to thank everyone who participated and voted for an awesome competition.

Second Place- Grave by Kohikki

Third Place- Neon Genesis Evan-DELI-on by Gaynor

Also Third Place- Prophet By BadWitch

BackupAlt · 12-20-2011

You know.

The things with the boobs and smell good.

covered_in_sponges · 07-29-2007

I know what they are, I'm asking where they are.

I'd like to thank everyone who participated and voted for an awesome competition.

Second Place- Grave by Kohikki

Third Place- Neon Genesis Evan-DELI-on by Gaynor

Also Third Place- Prophet By BadWitch

BackupAlt · 12-20-2011

Oh, they're out there.

stilgar · 07-19-2003

not in the slightest

How I loathe thee-
Oh, how I loathe thee!
With thy mesmerizing eyes
And thy wicked lips
Which doth hold me captive;
Captivated, devastated
By thy sweet, deceit-filled promises
And by thy eyes
Thy treacherous, lecherous eyes
Which doth pierce my heart
To depths previously unknown
And sear my soul
With passion burning bright
Burning, yearning, undeserving
What thou doth do to me
Thy lightest touch doth linger
Ever after on my skin;
Though I rub, scrape and scrub
Never am I clean again
Nor ever am I free again
Of thy gaze, thy touch, thy kiss
Imprinted on my memory
Forever and eternity
And so I tell thee
For whom I am but a plaything
Worth nothing more
An amusement for thee
To love, then leave
With nary a second thought
And never a backward glance
How I loathe thee-
Oh, how I loathe thee!
The only one I ever loved...

If someone wants to stick stuff in your poop hole and then gets mad when said poop comes out, well they're just silly...

"I do say commoner, could you drop the filth you are packing and saunter off to get me a spork, before I'm forced to feed you to my mop bucket full of piranha fish!"

Reika is my puppy. She is the most adorable puppy ever.
Roxy_da_Mistress: message received
4-HBabe is all mine!
still me is now in my sig.
LDK_SPARDA makes me blush.
GlitterCupcakes likes to feel special *feels her* Yup, she feels special.

Often I must speak other than I think. That is called diplomacy.

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