Babbling

[BackupAlt]

-Buys you a beer.

-Grabs your d*ck.

[Glodson]

A guy grabbed your ####? Is it love, Bucket?

[HonorableCloud]

When a girl tells me that she's "shaped" her carpet downstairs.

[anDaibhalsHusair]

Peeing In a bucket.

[-Gaynor79-]

Thread too fun.

inb4lock

[BackupAlt]

If a guy tried to grab my #### he'd look confused for a second.

Then he'd smile at me, slowly.

Then he'd pat me on the back, as if saying "It's gonna be alright."

[4-HBabe]

Knows the difference between Dylan Thomas and Robert Zimmerman, but can quote both.

[JeztheNun]

"He's so unhip that when you say Dylan he thinks you're talking about Dylan Thomas.  Whoever he was.  The man ain't got no culture, but it's alright ma, everybody must get stoooooooooonedah"

[BackupAlt]

Well, that's the story of the hurricane.

[alucardsexyghost]

first apparence, nice boobies and ass.

after talking, intellegent but funny and fun loving.

[BackupAlt]

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JeztheNun wrote:

"He's so unhip that when you say Dylan he thinks you're talking about Dylan Thomas.  Whoever he was.  The man ain't got no culture, but it's alright ma, everybody must get stoooooooooonedah"

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Well, that certainly doesn't sound like a sandwich.

[JeztheNun]

I can make sadwiches sing, literally.

[stilgar]

someone who turns me on instantly

[BackupAlt]

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JeztheNun wrote:

I can make sadwiches sing, literally.

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Something something...

Meat... flaps.

Lips...

-proceeds to drink more-

[_Star_Wolf_]

When someone is a ####.
I mean, they have to be the right type of #### though.

[NaBraniel]

*slaps you to the floor*

[covered_in_sponges]

A cybernetic entity which tells me what to do.

[Strawberry_Tampon]

Opening the beer can away from my face.

[Buddyroe274]

Japanese schoolgirl outfit.

Smelling of juicy Couture

[JeztheNun]

Really?  Men actually like certain perfumes?  I just can't imagine that.  They all smell like slut factories to me.  I like girls to smell clean, not brothely.

[Strawberry_Tampon]

Yes. I put me on some Beautiful and I can't leave the bedroom.

[BackupAlt]

It's not so much that men like perfumes, really.

It's that, biologically speaking, women give off a certain scent.

Yes, kids, you can research this further if you want.

But.

Women give off a scent when they are ready to mate.

As subtle as it may be the male picks up on this and generally moves in for the kill.

[Buddyroe274]

I generally hate women perfumes, especially the ones that smell like some sort of rancid chemical, but Juicy got it right........Smells like........I dunno, just wiff some next time you're at the perfume counter.

And not Viva La Juicy, that shit reeks, Juicy Coutoure.

[TahoeDenver]

One way 2 start a conversation

[MasterEv]

lol I don't even want girls "grabbing" my dιck