Reply
SwimGuru
MusketBoned
Posts: 16,754
Registered: ‎11-20-2007
0

Is this a poor thought process?

Usually when I'm feeling lazy and something need to be done, like laundry, dishes, running to the store or something like that, I nearly always have the thought, "Man, a girlfriend would really come in handy right about now."

Is it a bad thing that these are the only times I kind of want a girlfriend?
Do you have any fruit swords?

"I was just saying; smart smart smart, classic cars, Portland."

I HAVEN'T EVEN JERKED OFF SINCE EASTER
Order of the Kitty
Saddy
Posts: 100,161
Registered: ‎08-15-2003

Re: Is this a poor thought process?

Reply to MusketBoned - Message ID#: 64097835

yes. yes it is. you're a terrible person.
SwimHotshot
lunarnoodle
Posts: 9,160
Registered: ‎06-23-2003

Re: Is this a poor thought process?

Reply to MusketBoned - Message ID#: 64097835

A maid would prolly be cheaper.

I am completely serious.
SwimStar
DoseOfLaughter
Posts: 5,957
Registered: ‎07-14-2011
0

Re: Is this a poor thought process?

Reply to lunarnoodle - Message ID#: 64097861

Unless he ends up having sex with the maid....
Swimmortal
slyfoxx2
Posts: 43,488
Registered: ‎01-04-2004

Re: Is this a poor thought process?

Reply to lunarnoodle - Message ID#: 64097861

But as Seinfield has taught us, it gets weird when you have sex with your maid.
Daddy needs to get his rocks off
SwimHotshot
lunarnoodle
Posts: 9,160
Registered: ‎06-23-2003
0

Re: Is this a poor thought process?

Reply to DoseOfLaughter - Message ID#: 64097879

The maid could be a dude.

I am completely serious.
SwimStar
DoseOfLaughter
Posts: 5,957
Registered: ‎07-14-2011

Re: Is this a poor thought process?

Reply to lunarnoodle - Message ID#: 64097901

Then it becomes a major scandal and stuff.
SwimSuperfan
Setsuka
Posts: 3,774
Registered: ‎04-30-2004
0

Re: Is this a poor thought process?

Reply to lunarnoodle - Message ID#: 64097901


lunarnoodle wrote:

The maid could be a dude.


He could still have sex with it.

 

A robo-maid would be best.

 

But he'd have to acquire one.

Like when a clown dies.
SwimGuru
MusketBoned
Posts: 16,754
Registered: ‎11-20-2007
0

Re: Is this a poor thought process?

Reply to Saddy - Message ID#: 64097851

Sometimes I just get lazy, and someone around that might be willing to do something for me would be great.

Other than that, it's not like I'm interviewing for a new mom. I take care of myself relatively well and I'm fine on my own. A girlfriend would just come in handy during those times.
Do you have any fruit swords?

"I was just saying; smart smart smart, classic cars, Portland."

I HAVEN'T EVEN JERKED OFF SINCE EASTER
SwimGuru
MusketBoned
Posts: 16,754
Registered: ‎11-20-2007
0

Re: Is this a poor thought process?

Reply to Setsuka - Message ID#: 64097933


Setsuka wrote:

lunarnoodle wrote:

The maid could be a dude.


He could still have sex with it.

 

A robo-maid would be best.

 

But he'd have to acquire one.


I better be able to have sex with it.
Do you have any fruit swords?

"I was just saying; smart smart smart, classic cars, Portland."

I HAVEN'T EVEN JERKED OFF SINCE EASTER
Order of the Kitty
Saddy
Posts: 100,161
Registered: ‎08-15-2003
0

Re: Is this a poor thought process?

Reply to MusketBoned - Message ID#: 64097935

you need a robit.
SwimHotshot
lunarnoodle
Posts: 9,160
Registered: ‎06-23-2003
0

Re: Is this a poor thought process?

Reply to Setsuka - Message ID#: 64097933


Setsuka wrote:

A robo-maid would be best.




He could prolly have sex with that too.

I am completely serious.
varia elite
Ice_Faerie_Green
Posts: 11,101
Registered: ‎02-16-2010
0

Re: Is this a poor thought process?

Reply to MusketBoned - Message ID#: 64097835

*slaps you*

omg like my soul burns deep; Omg like my life is so bad; My soul....omg ~ Digamacide

If I post in it, they will leave.
Oh Mark! Oh Maxwell now you are both just killing me with laughter ! !
I will take your pride and swallow it whole.
SwimHotshot
lunarnoodle
Posts: 9,160
Registered: ‎06-23-2003
0

Re: Is this a poor thought process?

Reply to MusketBoned - Message ID#: 64097949


MusketBoned wrote:

Setsuka wrote:

lunarnoodle wrote:

The maid could be a dude.


He could still have sex with it.

 

A robo-maid would be best.

 

But he'd have to acquire one.


I better be able to have sex with it.

See what I mean?

I am completely serious.
SwimGuru
MusketBoned
Posts: 16,754
Registered: ‎11-20-2007

Re: Is this a poor thought process?

Reply to Saddy - Message ID#: 64097951

This is the only acceptable robot.
Do you have any fruit swords?

"I was just saying; smart smart smart, classic cars, Portland."

I HAVEN'T EVEN JERKED OFF SINCE EASTER
SwimSuperfan
Setsuka
Posts: 3,774
Registered: ‎04-30-2004
0

Re: Is this a poor thought process?

Reply to lunarnoodle - Message ID#: 64097957


lunarnoodle wrote:

Setsuka wrote:

A robo-maid would be best.




He could prolly have sex with that too.


Except that the robot won't mind as long as that is within its operating perimeters.

 

The only problem it would cause is that the robot would need to be cleaned periodically.

Like when a clown dies.
SwimGuru
MusketBoned
Posts: 16,754
Registered: ‎11-20-2007
0

Re: Is this a poor thought process?

Reply to Setsuka - Message ID#: 64097979

And I could just have the robot do that.
Do you have any fruit swords?

"I was just saying; smart smart smart, classic cars, Portland."

I HAVEN'T EVEN JERKED OFF SINCE EASTER
SwimHotshot
lunarnoodle
Posts: 9,160
Registered: ‎06-23-2003
0

Re: Is this a poor thought process?

Reply to MusketBoned - Message ID#: 64097973

I don't know, this could be the one for you.

I am completely serious.
SwimSuperfan
Setsuka
Posts: 3,774
Registered: ‎04-30-2004
0

Re: Is this a poor thought process?

Reply to MusketBoned - Message ID#: 64097995


MusketBoned wrote:
And I could just have the robot do that.

"Go clean yourself up. I'm not paying you to lie around."

Like when a clown dies.
SwimGuru
MusketBoned
Posts: 16,754
Registered: ‎11-20-2007
0

Re: Is this a poor thought process?

Reply to lunarnoodle - Message ID#: 64098017

That would definitely be an intimidating security robot...
Do you have any fruit swords?

"I was just saying; smart smart smart, classic cars, Portland."

I HAVEN'T EVEN JERKED OFF SINCE EASTER
SwimStar
DoseOfLaughter
Posts: 5,957
Registered: ‎07-14-2011
0

Re: Is this a poor thought process?

Reply to MusketBoned - Message ID#: 64097973


MusketBoned wrote:
This is the only acceptable robot.

False

 

 

 

Dat ass

SwimGuru
MusketBoned
Posts: 16,754
Registered: ‎11-20-2007
0

Re: Is this a poor thought process?

Reply to DoseOfLaughter - Message ID#: 64098095

No, Hanna-Barbera is not allowed.
Do you have any fruit swords?

"I was just saying; smart smart smart, classic cars, Portland."

I HAVEN'T EVEN JERKED OFF SINCE EASTER
SwimSuperfan
EmApathy
Posts: 3,942
Registered: ‎09-14-2010
0

Re: Is this a poor thought process?

Reply to MusketBoned - Message ID#: 64097835

Pertinent.

Jane Fonda the Original Hipster

"What we are encountering is a panicky, an almost hysterical, attempt to escape from the deadly anonymity of modern life ... and the prime cause is not vanity ... but the craving of people who feel their personality sinking lower and lower into the whirl of indistinguishable atoms to be lost in a mass civilization."

SwimHotshot
lunarnoodle
Posts: 9,160
Registered: ‎06-23-2003
0

Re: Is this a poor thought process?

Reply to DoseOfLaughter - Message ID#: 64098095


DoseOfLaughter wrote:

MusketBoned wrote:
This is the only acceptable robot.

False

 

 

 

Dat ass


?

 

I still vote Fisto. I have an instinct about these things.

I am completely serious.
SwimGuru
MusketBoned
Posts: 16,754
Registered: ‎11-20-2007
0

Re: Is this a poor thought process?

Reply to EmApathy - Message ID#: 64098291

I need to start watching more comedy, this guy is pretty funny.
Do you have any fruit swords?

"I was just saying; smart smart smart, classic cars, Portland."

I HAVEN'T EVEN JERKED OFF SINCE EASTER