Babbling

[neverkeepchangin11]

for the 4th time

Maybe he is promoting the movie Ted?

ohio

"People have been arrested doing strange things, but an Ohio man takes strange to a new level…again.  Charles Marshall, 28, was accused Wednesday of having sex with a stuffed animal in Cincinnati.

Employees at the Elm Street Health Clinic first reported the situation to police, which led to Marshall’s arrest.  This is the fourth time in two years he has been arrested for reportedly #### with a teddy bear in public.

Marshall was arrested twice in 2010 and once in 2011 for similar incidents.  His first arrest was at a public library, and his most recent was made in an area where “minors were likely present” police reported.

In the past, Marshall has been cited with disorderly conduct, and the Daily Mail reports that “it is unclear whether Marshall used the same teddy bear on each occasion.”"

[alucardsexyghost]

Tap that fluffy ass

[fugglesss]

it wasnt because of the bear but the place :-/ 

[-Dudeco-]

It was sexual Bearassment.

[alucardsexyghost]

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fugglesss wrote:

it wasnt because of the bear but the place :-/ 

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it was a stuffed animal, I'm pretty sure no one cares if you have sex with a stuffed toy in your own house.

[Jingai]

That's so bad.

[fugglesss]

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alucardsexyghost wrote:

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fugglesss wrote:

it wasnt because of the bear but the place :-/ 

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it was a stuffed animal, I'm pretty sure no one cares if you have sex with a stuffed toy in your own house.

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ok. good to know 

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[westpark]

Can he like not go into a bathroom stall & take care of business? Does he have to do it in public? If he's homeless -- find a public bathroom & lock the stall man if you want privacy..

[Buddyroe274]

Uhhhhhh, Winnie the Pooh.......Poo hole.......Pedobe........Ugh, I've got nothing.

[neverkeepchangin11]

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-Dudeco- wrote:

It was sexual Bearassment.

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oh god....

[neverkeepchangin11]

youll get there champ

[4-HBabe]

So....why doesn't he just buy a bear?

I'm pretty sure it's in the city's best interest to buy him a bear of his very own at this point.

[Strawberry_Tampon]

I saw this somewhere before and I remember saying "omfg shadow".

[Purrrrrrr]

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neverkeepchangin11 wrote:

In the past, Marshall has been cited with disorderly conduct, and the Daily Mail reports that “it is unclear whether Marshall used the same teddy bear on each occasion.”"

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That man-slut!  How dare he cheat on his other bear!  Flaunting it in public, no less!

[scoobdog]

No one cares about the victim(s) in this whole sordid affair.  Do they have any idea how difficult it is to get #### out of stuffing?

[KuroKiri]

Oh Packard, how could you!?!?

[NaBraniel]

Sounds like it was sexual bearassm-, aww.

[TrigunBebop]

That was quite an interesting fluff piece.

[scoobdog]

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KuroKiri wrote:
Oh Packard, how could you!?!?

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All those discarded Teddy Ruxpins have to be good for something.

[scrapyard]

thas a cute story

[chelydra]

Nah, he was inspired by that Robot Chicken skit.

[stardust_whispers]

I don't even know.. wtf

[HappySour]

Public indecency?

[OOPSIEDAY]

Vermont is always the first to condone this sort of deviant lifestyle.

[Victor_Noir]

I'm sure having sex with a teddy bear for the 4th time was too much for the Elm Street Health Clinic to bear.


And now he must grin and bear it in a padded cell. Oh, this is too much to bear!