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Saddy
Posts: 99,852
Registered: ‎08-15-2003

Re: Megan Fox gets curves back....

Reply to TahoeDenver - Message ID#: 61657866

why are you having buttsex with alligators westpark?!?!
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TahoeDenver
Posts: 6,620
Registered: ‎04-28-2006
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Re: Megan Fox gets curves back....

Reply to Saddy - Message ID#: 61657732

*westpark & blue explain to sads why buttsecks is everything. end of all problems in universe, virus gets jealous, wants buttsecks with westpark, declines, ends up with zeni & Kung Fu Panda instead*

李德 Li De

"i have never encountered anyone who is wrong about so many things in my entire life. i'm being completely serious. i honestly cannot understand how one person can be this full of wrong and not either have accidentally offed themselves or been beaten to death by an angry mob. you're a living, breathing, disastrous miracle." - Saddy

"Westpark ran a train on this thread." - Failgar
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VirusJunkie
Posts: 12,356
Registered: ‎08-03-2003

Re: Megan Fox gets curves back....

Reply to TahoeDenver - Message ID#: 61657850


TahoeDenver wrote:

Saddy wrote:
she looked so much better before all that surgery. i will never understand why attractive girls destroy their faces with all that surgery.


*sads jealous of westpark fetish. turns out blue has similar fetish. blue likes plastic women too. likes cheap plastic. makes him feel cheap. learned from westpark. cheap women like cheap plastic, treat westpark & blue better. blue & westpark start up casino. westpark & blue join mafia, get lots of plastic women, set off nuclear bomb to stop virus from takin over world, world ends, planet of the apes begins....*


:blows up d0uchepark's crack supply.  now d0uchepark can stop hallucinating and writing stupid RPs.:

"I am as sweet as candy and lovable as as fluffy bunnies!" - Mustgetstoned
"I'll take the strongest vibrator you have!" - Shadowstaarr
FOLLOW ME STALKA MONSTAS!
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TahoeDenver
Posts: 6,620
Registered: ‎04-28-2006
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Re: Megan Fox gets curves back....

Reply to VirusJunkie - Message ID#: 61657770

*virus jealous of megan fox, chases shia, finds out hes not as good as westpark, becomes like serial killer in disturbia, tries to kill westpark, westpark scared, jaded saves westpark, marries, westpark no like buttsecks, runs away from jaded. virus chases jaded, WAR WAR WAR!!!*

李德 Li De

"i have never encountered anyone who is wrong about so many things in my entire life. i'm being completely serious. i honestly cannot understand how one person can be this full of wrong and not either have accidentally offed themselves or been beaten to death by an angry mob. you're a living, breathing, disastrous miracle." - Saddy

"Westpark ran a train on this thread." - Failgar
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Saddy
Posts: 99,852
Registered: ‎08-15-2003

Re: Megan Fox gets curves back....

Reply to TahoeDenver - Message ID#: 61657882

are you high, douchepark?
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JadedPoet
Posts: 28,049
Registered: ‎04-30-2005
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Re: Megan Fox gets curves back....

Reply to Saddy - Message ID#: 61657892

God, I hope so.

Pack your bags, we're going on a feels trip
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VirusJunkie
Posts: 12,356
Registered: ‎08-03-2003

Re: Megan Fox gets curves back....

Reply to TahoeDenver - Message ID#: 61657882


TahoeDenver wrote:

*westpark & blue explain to sads why buttsecks is everything. end of all problems in universe, virus gets jealous, wants buttsecks with westpark, declines, ends up with zeni & Kung Fu Panda instead*


I'd pick Zeni over you any day. <3

"I am as sweet as candy and lovable as as fluffy bunnies!" - Mustgetstoned
"I'll take the strongest vibrator you have!" - Shadowstaarr
FOLLOW ME STALKA MONSTAS!
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TahoeDenver
Posts: 6,620
Registered: ‎04-28-2006
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Re: Megan Fox gets curves back....

Reply to Shadowstaarr - Message ID#: 61657782

*shadowstarr has it all figured out, hates politrix with westpark, wants buttsecks with trannies like ellen page, finds out he's tranny too, honorable cloud chases shadowstarr, he runs like hell, westpark no help, bast bes little b-tch, won't help either, zeni saves the world.*

李德 Li De

"i have never encountered anyone who is wrong about so many things in my entire life. i'm being completely serious. i honestly cannot understand how one person can be this full of wrong and not either have accidentally offed themselves or been beaten to death by an angry mob. you're a living, breathing, disastrous miracle." - Saddy

"Westpark ran a train on this thread." - Failgar
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TahoeDenver
Posts: 6,620
Registered: ‎04-28-2006
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Re: Megan Fox gets curves back....

Reply to DoseOfLaughter - Message ID#: 61657792

*doseoflaughter jealous of westpark's fame & king status, tries to be little puke, stabs in back with cheap shootoff, westpark laughs, doesnt take offense, teflon don westpark is, everything bounces off, everybody wants buttsecks with westpark, esp. virus*

李德 Li De

"i have never encountered anyone who is wrong about so many things in my entire life. i'm being completely serious. i honestly cannot understand how one person can be this full of wrong and not either have accidentally offed themselves or been beaten to death by an angry mob. you're a living, breathing, disastrous miracle." - Saddy

"Westpark ran a train on this thread." - Failgar
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TahoeDenver
Posts: 6,620
Registered: ‎04-28-2006
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Re: Megan Fox gets curves back....

Reply to DoseOfLaughter - Message ID#: 61657792

*virus & saddy butthurt, give dose kudos to try & ease anxiety over being away from westpark for 2 long*

李德 Li De

"i have never encountered anyone who is wrong about so many things in my entire life. i'm being completely serious. i honestly cannot understand how one person can be this full of wrong and not either have accidentally offed themselves or been beaten to death by an angry mob. you're a living, breathing, disastrous miracle." - Saddy

"Westpark ran a train on this thread." - Failgar
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TahoeDenver
Posts: 6,620
Registered: ‎04-28-2006
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Re: Megan Fox gets curves back....

Reply to Saddy - Message ID#: 61657810

*sads jealous, is butthurt, thinks westpark wants chinese gurl. really wants weird anime alien gurl. cute tho, look human, jaded, sads, virus, zeni jealous, no know what do. megan fox hawt too, plastic is cheap. westpark like cheap, all women haul ass to become cheap to appeal to westpark, wanna become queen of asmb*

李德 Li De

"i have never encountered anyone who is wrong about so many things in my entire life. i'm being completely serious. i honestly cannot understand how one person can be this full of wrong and not either have accidentally offed themselves or been beaten to death by an angry mob. you're a living, breathing, disastrous miracle." - Saddy

"Westpark ran a train on this thread." - Failgar
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TahoeDenver
Posts: 6,620
Registered: ‎04-28-2006
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Re: Megan Fox gets curves back....

Reply to JadedPoet - Message ID#: 61657828

*jaded jealous, calls it creepark, diverts attn. away from self, secretly gay stalker of westpark, loves westpark, can't get enough of fame, raids megan fox thread, gets rid of megan fox, demands westpark love & buttsecks, westpark refuses, jaded takes asmb hostage with nuclear weapon, westpark scared, waits for saddy to save day*

李德 Li De

"i have never encountered anyone who is wrong about so many things in my entire life. i'm being completely serious. i honestly cannot understand how one person can be this full of wrong and not either have accidentally offed themselves or been beaten to death by an angry mob. you're a living, breathing, disastrous miracle." - Saddy

"Westpark ran a train on this thread." - Failgar
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NachoSlush
Posts: 610
Registered: ‎08-13-2011

Re: Megan Fox gets curves back....

Reply to TahoeDenver - Message ID#: 61657364

Those ARE NOT curves.

I would link some images of real curves but then I get banned.

That is all.
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Saddy
Posts: 99,852
Registered: ‎08-15-2003
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Re: Megan Fox gets curves back....

Reply to TahoeDenver - Message ID#: 61657946

you sound like a speak and spell that's running low on batteries. are you sure you're not high?
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TahoeDenver
Posts: 6,620
Registered: ‎04-28-2006
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Re: Megan Fox gets curves back....

Reply to DoseOfLaughter - Message ID#: 61657872

*doseoflaughter discloses secret fetish, likes domineering women:

 

http://blogs.kansascity.com/photos/uncategorized/lady_sage_the_43
yearold_dominatrix.jpg


 

dose likes older women, asks sads to oblige, sads complies, beats dose senseless, dose no idea what to do, afraid of virus's nuclear weapon, destroys world in fear, eats rabbits & elephants, gets phat, gets eating disorder*

李德 Li De

"i have never encountered anyone who is wrong about so many things in my entire life. i'm being completely serious. i honestly cannot understand how one person can be this full of wrong and not either have accidentally offed themselves or been beaten to death by an angry mob. you're a living, breathing, disastrous miracle." - Saddy

"Westpark ran a train on this thread." - Failgar
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TahoeDenver
Posts: 6,620
Registered: ‎04-28-2006
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Re: Megan Fox gets curves back....

Reply to VirusJunkie - Message ID#: 61657884

*virus bellydancing, shakes belly while bellydancing, zeni & honorable cloud team up, save world, nuke everything, virus dies, reborn as mosquito. westpark escapes with jaded & doseoflaughter in gay love triangle ufo, goes to mars, have endless wannabe buttsecks, turns out 2 be fake, lasts for all eternity, drink lemonade, everybody happy*

李德 Li De

"i have never encountered anyone who is wrong about so many things in my entire life. i'm being completely serious. i honestly cannot understand how one person can be this full of wrong and not either have accidentally offed themselves or been beaten to death by an angry mob. you're a living, breathing, disastrous miracle." - Saddy

"Westpark ran a train on this thread." - Failgar
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DoseOfLaughter
Posts: 5,804
Registered: ‎07-14-2011
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Re: Megan Fox gets curves back....

Reply to TahoeDenver - Message ID#: 61658006


TahoeDenver wrote:

*doseoflaughter discloses secret fetish, likes domineering women:

 

http://blogs.kansascity.com/photos/uncategorized/lady_sage_the_43
yearold_dominatrix.jpg


 

dose likes older women, asks sads to oblige, sads complies, beats dose senseless, dose no idea what to do, afraid of virus's nuclear weapon, destroys world in fear, eats rabbits & elephants, gets phat, gets eating disorder*


Actually, I like to dominate.

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TahoeDenver
Posts: 6,620
Registered: ‎04-28-2006
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Re: Megan Fox gets curves back....

Reply to Saddy - Message ID#: 61657892


Saddy wrote:
are you high, douchepark?

Man I wish sads....I wish....

 

I'm just fuuuuuudgeen with all you guys. Stop takin it so srsly. You know I love all you.

李德 Li De

"i have never encountered anyone who is wrong about so many things in my entire life. i'm being completely serious. i honestly cannot understand how one person can be this full of wrong and not either have accidentally offed themselves or been beaten to death by an angry mob. you're a living, breathing, disastrous miracle." - Saddy

"Westpark ran a train on this thread." - Failgar
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valiente16
Posts: 49,549
Registered: ‎10-08-2003

Re: Megan Fox gets curves back....

Reply to TahoeDenver - Message ID#: 61658150

WHAT THE FLYING FU** IS GOING ON IN HERE?

Once upon a time in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle. The frog hopped into the princess' lap and said: Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper young prince that I am, and then, my sweet, we can marry and set up housekeeping in your castle with my mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and feel forever grateful doing so. That night, as the princess dined sumptuously on a repast of lightly sautéed frogs legs seasoned in a wine and onion cream sauce she chuckled to herself and thought: I don't f*cking think so..

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The-Green-Hornet
Posts: 13,704
Registered: ‎05-09-2007

Re: Megan Fox gets curves back....

Reply to valiente16 - Message ID#: 61658184

lulz are being had. 

μολὼν λαβέ

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VirusJunkie
Posts: 12,356
Registered: ‎08-03-2003
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Re: Megan Fox gets curves back....

Reply to valiente16 - Message ID#: 61658184


valiente16 wrote:
WHAT THE FLYING FU** IS GOING ON IN HERE?

Ahahahaha. :smileyvery-happy:

"I am as sweet as candy and lovable as as fluffy bunnies!" - Mustgetstoned
"I'll take the strongest vibrator you have!" - Shadowstaarr
FOLLOW ME STALKA MONSTAS!
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TahoeDenver
Posts: 6,620
Registered: ‎04-28-2006
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Re: Megan Fox gets curves back....

Reply to The-Green-Hornet - Message ID#: 61658196


The-Green-Hornet wrote:

lulz are being had. 


this.

 

and people are taking stupid crap WWWWAAAAAYYYYYY too srsly.

 

lulz.

李德 Li De

"i have never encountered anyone who is wrong about so many things in my entire life. i'm being completely serious. i honestly cannot understand how one person can be this full of wrong and not either have accidentally offed themselves or been beaten to death by an angry mob. you're a living, breathing, disastrous miracle." - Saddy

"Westpark ran a train on this thread." - Failgar
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TahoeDenver
Posts: 6,620
Registered: ‎04-28-2006
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Re: Megan Fox gets curves back....

Reply to VirusJunkie - Message ID#: 61658204

ima just messin with ya virus. u know i luv u & sads....................................

 

& jaded & the rest of ya rascals......

李德 Li De

"i have never encountered anyone who is wrong about so many things in my entire life. i'm being completely serious. i honestly cannot understand how one person can be this full of wrong and not either have accidentally offed themselves or been beaten to death by an angry mob. you're a living, breathing, disastrous miracle." - Saddy

"Westpark ran a train on this thread." - Failgar
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valiente16
Posts: 49,549
Registered: ‎10-08-2003
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Re: Megan Fox gets curves back....

Reply to The-Green-Hornet - Message ID#: 61658196

I see..........

Once upon a time in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle. The frog hopped into the princess' lap and said: Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper young prince that I am, and then, my sweet, we can marry and set up housekeeping in your castle with my mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and feel forever grateful doing so. That night, as the princess dined sumptuously on a repast of lightly sautéed frogs legs seasoned in a wine and onion cream sauce she chuckled to herself and thought: I don't f*cking think so..

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valiente16
Posts: 49,549
Registered: ‎10-08-2003
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Re: Megan Fox gets curves back....

Reply to VirusJunkie - Message ID#: 61658204


VirusJunkie wrote:

valiente16 wrote:
WHAT THE FLYING FU** IS GOING ON IN HERE?

Ahahahaha. :smileyvery-happy:


*explodes*

Once upon a time in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle. The frog hopped into the princess' lap and said: Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper young prince that I am, and then, my sweet, we can marry and set up housekeeping in your castle with my mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and feel forever grateful doing so. That night, as the princess dined sumptuously on a repast of lightly sautéed frogs legs seasoned in a wine and onion cream sauce she chuckled to herself and thought: I don't f*cking think so..