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noooooooooooooo I endured creepy old men looking at me for those

Once upon a time in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle.

The frog hopped into the princess' lap and said: Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper young prince that I am, and then, my sweet, we can marry and set up housekeeping in your castle with my mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and feel forever grateful doing so.

That night, as the princess dined sumptuously on a repast of lightly sautéed frogs legs seasoned in a wine and onion cream sauce she chuckled to herself and thought: I don't f*cking think so..

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Re: Nearly half of women carry sexy underwear arou

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valiente16 wrote:
noooooooooooooo I endured creepy old men looking at me for those

aww... *gives back*

 

i feel ya, sista. i feel like i'm being watched when i go get lingerie. for all women there's always some old fart by the entrance.

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valiente16
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Re: Nearly half of women carry sexy underwear arou

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Tempty_McHotstuff wrote:

valiente16 wrote:
noooooooooooooo I endured creepy old men looking at me for those

aww... *gives back*

 

i feel ya, sista. i feel like i'm being watched when i go get lingerie. for all women there's always some old fart by the entrance.


It was an adult store so there were truckers, old creepers..you name it they were there...watching...and I was the only girl who walked in there

Once upon a time in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle.

The frog hopped into the princess' lap and said: Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper young prince that I am, and then, my sweet, we can marry and set up housekeeping in your castle with my mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and feel forever grateful doing so.

That night, as the princess dined sumptuously on a repast of lightly sautéed frogs legs seasoned in a wine and onion cream sauce she chuckled to herself and thought: I don't f*cking think so..

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Re: Nearly half of women carry sexy underwear arou

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valiente16 wrote:

Tempty_McHotstuff wrote:

valiente16 wrote:
noooooooooooooo I endured creepy old men looking at me for those

aww... *gives back*

 

i feel ya, sista. i feel like i'm being watched when i go get lingerie. for all women there's always some old fart by the entrance.


It was an adult store so there were truckers, old creepers..you name it they were there...watching...and I was the only girl who walked in there


what did you get?

 

:catsurprised:

 

 

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meh..it was cool...at checkout some guy offered me his free lube with purchase cause he didn't want it XD

Once upon a time in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle.

The frog hopped into the princess' lap and said: Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper young prince that I am, and then, my sweet, we can marry and set up housekeeping in your castle with my mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and feel forever grateful doing so.

That night, as the princess dined sumptuously on a repast of lightly sautéed frogs legs seasoned in a wine and onion cream sauce she chuckled to herself and thought: I don't f*cking think so..

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valiente16 wrote:
meh..it was cool...at checkout some guy offered me his free lube with purchase cause he didn't want it XD

lawl. did you take it? i know you did perves.

 

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Tempty_McHotstuff wrote:

valiente16 wrote:
meh..it was cool...at checkout some guy offered me his free lube with purchase cause he didn't want it XD

lawl. did you take it? i know you did perves.

 

:smileyvery-happy:!


Of course I did...free is free and I missed your question in black..I bought shoes and  a cop outfit.

Once upon a time in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle.

The frog hopped into the princess' lap and said: Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper young prince that I am, and then, my sweet, we can marry and set up housekeeping in your castle with my mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and feel forever grateful doing so.

That night, as the princess dined sumptuously on a repast of lightly sautéed frogs legs seasoned in a wine and onion cream sauce she chuckled to herself and thought: I don't f*cking think so..

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valiente16 wrote:

Tempty_McHotstuff wrote:

valiente16 wrote:
meh..it was cool...at checkout some guy offered me his free lube with purchase cause he didn't want it XD

lawl. did you take it? i know you did perves.

 

:smileyvery-happy:!


Of course I did...free is free and I missed your question in black..I bought shoes and  a cop outfit.


:smileyvery-happy:!

 

i knew you were a freak.

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I...I am NOT you take that back!!!!    :smileyvery-happy:   It's for a lingerie party anyway.

Once upon a time in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle.

The frog hopped into the princess' lap and said: Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper young prince that I am, and then, my sweet, we can marry and set up housekeeping in your castle with my mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and feel forever grateful doing so.

That night, as the princess dined sumptuously on a repast of lightly sautéed frogs legs seasoned in a wine and onion cream sauce she chuckled to herself and thought: I don't f*cking think so..

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Re: Nearly half of women carry sexy underwear arou

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I am part of the female population that does not carry around sexy underwear just in case. *If* I'm even wearing any undies, they're either 1. Cute anyway or 2. The crappy ones because I'm on the rag and don't want to ruin my cute pairs. And if I'm in scenario 2, I'm not about to engage in sexy sexy times.

 

But hey, always be prepared ladies! :robotvery-happy:

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