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Buddyroe274
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Nocturnal Emissions

What do you do when you have one........Can you purposely have one.........If I know I'm dreaming I can manipulate things in favor of that.........Do you still wake up horny, do you even bother to change your shorts........Why does it feel like the real thing, but is always clear?

 

I haven't had one in a while, but I remember a while back almost being able to have them at will..........It's kind of like a freebie.

"Calypso, he called himself........It was a stupid name, I wanted to kill him there and then....."

I'm a prodigy sonny, and I'm about to smack a b!tch up

Who has two thumbs, and just kicked your ass
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Shadowstaarr
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I don't know, I'm normally drained before I go to bed so I never have them. Even when my dreams are sexy (which are few and far between).
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Buddyroe274
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If my dream gets the least bit sexy I try to aim for the freebie.

 

 

"Calypso, he called himself........It was a stupid name, I wanted to kill him there and then....."

I'm a prodigy sonny, and I'm about to smack a b!tch up

Who has two thumbs, and just kicked your ass
☚(°ヮ゚☚)
Jack Donaghy, playing with himself.......It's a Jack-off
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MusketBoned
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It's weird. I would wake up as I came, and I'm not sure why. Those were some great f*cking dreams though...

And I'd usually just go clean off my pelvis, cause holy sh*t they were really good dreams.
Do you have any fruit swords?

"I was just saying; smart smart smart, classic cars, Portland."

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Buddyroe274
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Yeah, I always wake up during, or instantly after..........And I usually wake up ready for another.

"Calypso, he called himself........It was a stupid name, I wanted to kill him there and then....."

I'm a prodigy sonny, and I'm about to smack a b!tch up

Who has two thumbs, and just kicked your ass
☚(°ヮ゚☚)
Jack Donaghy, playing with himself.......It's a Jack-off
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MackenCheez
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How is this not a bucket thread?

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anDaibhalsHusair
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Never had one. Seriously.

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MusketBoned
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Aside from the clean up you are honestly missing out because those dreams are effing incredible.
Do you have any fruit swords?

"I was just saying; smart smart smart, classic cars, Portland."

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Shadowstaarr
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Sounds messy, and I don't do my laundry enough to affording #### up my sheets like that.
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ban dat dude!

And I can't seem to find Molly

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anDaibhalsHusair
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I suppose. I only know what people have said that they are vividly a kin to sex. And yeah, who hasn't had crazy sex dreams. But the wet dream thing is still a mystety to me, and I'm not ashamed of that.
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MusketBoned
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The thing that's different about them is that you wake up and it doesn't feel like a dream, which is the best explanation of the sensation and mentality I can convey.
Do you have any fruit swords?

"I was just saying; smart smart smart, classic cars, Portland."

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Buddyroe274
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Dude, try falling asleep with porn on, or something........You simply must have one.

 

Never has waking up in the middle of the night been so satisfying.

"Calypso, he called himself........It was a stupid name, I wanted to kill him there and then....."

I'm a prodigy sonny, and I'm about to smack a b!tch up

Who has two thumbs, and just kicked your ass
☚(°ヮ゚☚)
Jack Donaghy, playing with himself.......It's a Jack-off
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DoseOfLaughter
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Nope. Never had one. Don't really about having one, either.
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I alwyas viewed them as involuntary.

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I had a really good jerk session this morning.
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i would #### love to have an orgam in my sleep
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It takes you longer to reach sexual climax because you're a girl.

*points*

Haha.
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BigBlue1378
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:robotlol:    This whole thread is full of tmi...

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MusketBoned
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Deal with it.
Do you have any fruit swords?

"I was just saying; smart smart smart, classic cars, Portland."

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BackupAlt
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It was the best gasm I've had in awhile.
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BigBlue1378
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Now don't go gettin your bed sheets in knot.  I just that it was funny...

 

On topic...it is amazing how realistic it can feel.

 

Anyone ever have one so good you try falling back to sleep to attempt a second round?

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I just fantasize about impregnating a list of different women.
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BigBlue1378
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Well it's like I always say...when it come to self relations nobody can tickle your pickle quite like you you can tickle it yourself...

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BackupAlt
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I'm gonna get a girl pregnant.
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BigBlue1378
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Well it's always good to have a goal...

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