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SwimStar
1938_Packard
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Obama can capture my interest by...

...playing skeet with the dishes Hillary Clinton picked for the White House.

La la la, doot dee doooo. La la la, doot dee daaaaah...
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EzraPound
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Go to bed, Ken.

Why can't I even though know anything else do about it?
SwimStar
1938_Packard
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EzraPound wrote:

Go to bed, Ken.


PULL!

La la la, doot dee doooo. La la la, doot dee daaaaah...
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He can get mine by growing a 70's Afro and slapping a white ####.
I've been wondering...
I can't get this soon enough..
You best believe there's hell to pay.
"Live your life in such a way that the Westboro Baptist Church will want to picket your funeral." -Neil deGrasse Tyson
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SwimStar
1938_Packard
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Glodson wrote:
He can get mine by growing a 70's Afro and slapping a white ####.

What he needs is a white tornado to unclog his ####.

La la la, doot dee doooo. La la la, doot dee daaaaah...
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MusketBoned
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You call your pen!s the white tornado, don't you?
Do you have any fruit swords?

"I was just saying; smart smart smart, classic cars, Portland."

You're nothing more than an organized hill.
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1938_Packard
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MusketBoned wrote:
You call your pen!s the white tornado, don't you?

No, mine's the battering ram.  The White Tornado was a household cleaning product in the early 1970's.  It was always made to look big and looming in the commercials.

La la la, doot dee doooo. La la la, doot dee daaaaah...
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Obama can capture my interest by promising to rocket every registered Republican into the sun. And then be all like, "I'm just kidding Tea Partiers.... or am I?"

;
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GaiusIuliusCesar
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We all know this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dk47saogI8o is what you'd want a president to do.
"What can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence." Christopher Hitchens ; if you don't like Hitchens you can take a number, get in line, and kiss my ass.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLzECY8sYpE

http://www.visembryo.com/

Good men don't need rules. Now is not the time to find out why I have so many.

"Holy Sh!t, Hellhounds!"
"Harry, you know I don't like it when you swear."
"Oh, sorry. I forgot. Holy Sh!t, Heckhounds!"
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westpark
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EzraPound wrote:

Go to bed, Ken.


Ouch.

 

Kenworth pwnt.

WESTPARK THE KING OF ASMB

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1938_Packard
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Gaius_Sextus wrote:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLzECY8sYpE


Yes, he's truly mastered the art of sounding like puppies in a meat grinder.

 

Way to fake having talent there, dude...

La la la, doot dee doooo. La la la, doot dee daaaaah...
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1938_Packard wrote:

Gaius_Sextus wrote:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLzECY8sYpE


Yes, he's truly mastered the art of sounding like puppies in a meat grinder.

 

Way to fake having talent there, dude...


Talk about "tone-deaf" . . . . . :smileyvery-happy:

http://www.visembryo.com/

Good men don't need rules. Now is not the time to find out why I have so many.

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NaBraniel
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1938_Packard wrote:

MusketBoned wrote:
You call your pen!s the white tornado, don't you?

No, mine's the battering ram.  



1938_Packard wrote:

MusketBoned wrote:
You call your pen!s the white tornado, don't you?

No, mine's the battering ram.  



1938_Packard wrote:

MusketBoned wrote:
You call your pen!s the white tornado, don't you?

No, mine's the battering ram. 


:catmad::catmad::catmad:

SwimStar
1938_Packard
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NaBraniel wrote:

1938_Packard wrote:

MusketBoned wrote:
You call your pen!s the white tornado, don't you?

No, mine's the battering ram.  



1938_Packard wrote:

MusketBoned wrote:
You call your pen!s the white tornado, don't you?

No, mine's the battering ram.  



1938_Packard wrote:

MusketBoned wrote:
You call your pen!s the white tornado, don't you?

No, mine's the battering ram. 


:catmad::catmad::catmad:


It can kick elevator doors off their tracks.

La la la, doot dee doooo. La la la, doot dee daaaaah...
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1938_Packard wrote:

NaBraniel wrote:

1938_Packard wrote:

MusketBoned wrote:
You call your pen!s the white tornado, don't you?

No, mine's the battering ram.  



1938_Packard wrote:

MusketBoned wrote:
You call your pen!s the white tornado, don't you?

No, mine's the battering ram.  



1938_Packard wrote:

MusketBoned wrote:
You call your pen!s the white tornado, don't you?

No, mine's the battering ram. 


:catmad::catmad::catmad:


It can kick elevator doors off their tracks.


who has their head in the gutter kenworth?

all hail the crimson king
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1938_Packard wrote:

...playing skeet with the dishes Hillary Clinton picked for the White House.


 

Jane Fonda the Original Hipster

"What we are encountering is a panicky, an almost hysterical, attempt to escape from the deadly anonymity of modern life ... and the prime cause is not vanity ... but the craving of people who feel their personality sinking lower and lower into the whirl of indistinguishable atoms to be lost in a mass civilization."