11-13-2011 08:17 AM
I was playing with my balls, naturally, about a week ago. I happened to notice several lumpy bits of something stuck in the hair.
I went to the bathroom and saw that they were clumps of dead skin. The entire area from my inner thigh to the base of the scrotum was dry, and cracked.
I've been peeling off bits of skin here and there for the past few days.
It's odd because it almost resembles the healing process of a sunburn. The top layer of skin is darker, and when peeled away leaves a lighter shade behind.
Am I molting or something?
11-13-2011 08:38 AM
11-13-2011 10:23 AM
Once upon a time in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle. The frog hopped into the princess' lap and said: Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper young prince that I am, and then, my sweet, we can marry and set up housekeeping in your castle with my mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and feel forever grateful doing so. That night, as the princess dined sumptuously on a repast of lightly sautéed frogs legs seasoned in a wine and onion cream sauce she chuckled to herself and thought: I don't f*cking think so..
11-13-2011 12:25 PM
this thread is disgusting. why would you abhor us with this information. i know a couple moderators who would ban you for this, and i have proceeded to report you for this malfeasant. WHATEVER HAPPENED TO DECENCY?? you should be more like my friend Jimmy. he would never stand for filth like this.
11-13-2011 12:50 PM
11-13-2011 01:52 PM
Have you been taking antibiotics, or using antibiotic creams in that area??
Sounds like a Yeast Infection! And Yes ! Men Get them and that's what they look like!
11-13-2011 01:59 PM
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