11-13-2009 10:12 PM - edited 11-13-2009 10:36 PM
so theres this girl i like in my history class but she never talks to me. i tried saying s'up a couple of times but she ignored me. i think she likes me but don't want her friends to find out. well today in class i had one if those whatchamacallits. ideas. yeah one of those. she would have to notice me if i did something cool. i made a fart and it was super loud. it was really stinky too. everyone else laughed but she had a eww look on her face. i don't know why. farts are like funny and stuff but not as funny as da poop bar har har har! i was kicked out of the room for disrupting class so i just went home and took a dump. it was no wonder why da fart stinked so bad bar har har har har!
I hope you've enjoyed my user mash-up.
*Tips hat to both asmb members*
11-13-2009 10:21 PM
11-13-2009 10:28 PM
lol, do countfrylock next.
Too easy. Fat chicks and Wii vs. Fried Chicken and Chiller Channel. Has anyone seen that movie? Will it get banned? What do you think about this pointless thread I made? If you don't answer me, I'm going to bump this in a month.
11-13-2009 10:34 PM
Once upon a time in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle. The frog hopped into the princess' lap and said: Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper young prince that I am, and then, my sweet, we can marry and set up housekeeping in your castle with my mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and feel forever grateful doing so. That night, as the princess dined sumptuously on a repast of lightly sautéed frogs legs seasoned in a wine and onion cream sauce she chuckled to herself and thought: I don't f*cking think so..
11-13-2009 10:38 PM
I am temporarily coming out of [AS] retirement to post dat I approve dis thread.
.............OK back to retirement.
11-13-2009 10:43 PM
03-04-2012 01:16 AM
Now that's a blast from the past.
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