Babbling

[covered_in_sponges]

You know, the ones with the random vaguely love-related words printed on them.

I am regretting this decision.

[Tempty_McHotstuff]

heart you bunches.

[Glodson]

Are you looking for that one candy heart that will communicate your deepest feelings for a girl you are stalkinglike?

[covered_in_sponges]

Unfortunately I lack the social ability to like/stalk girls.

Actually I haven't learned the name of a single classmate so far this semester.

I do not plan to.

[Shadowstaarr]

In all my classes, I've only seen maybe 2 or 3 good looking girls, and I only know the name of one. Granted, if I were to show up to lecture on time, I could probably survey the area a little better.

But forget all that. the chalk heart candy? Come on bro. Actual chalk tastes better than that ####.

[Glodson]

That's what booze is for.

Getting you ready to get rejected.

After awhile, getting rejected is like a drug, you build a tolerance to it.

[valiente16]

why'd you buy it?

[Satoh]

"BE MINE"

Ummm, no.

[covered_in_sponges]

Dad sent me in to buy powdered sugar and I felt like buying myself something for valentines day.

I felt like punishing myself for being alone so I bought the worst possible thing they had.

[valiente16]

aww....that's awful. *frownysmiley*

[Mjöllnir]

Those things are pretty gross.

[scoobdog]

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covered_in_sponges wrote:

I felt like punishing myself for being alone so I bought the worst possible thing they had.

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You are eerily adroit at this masochistic thing.

But, on topic, I love those candies.   I dont read them though.

[KitsuneKit]

After you begrudgingly eat about a dozen of them, they don't taste as much as crap. They still taste like crap mind you, but not as bad.

[OvercastKid]

doesn't that taste like...you know, chalk?

[foolycooly_girl]

impulse purchases always end up in regret...

[scoobdog]

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covered_in_sponges wrote:

You know, the ones with the random vaguely love-related words printed on them.

I am regretting this decision.

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Hey, do you think they would make good a*** beads?

That way, someone else gets to regret the decision with you.

[katt_goddess]

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covered_in_sponges wrote:
Dad sent me in to buy powdered sugar and I felt like buying myself something for valentines day.

I felt like punishing myself for being alone so I bought the worst possible thing they had.

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Just go for the chocolate, dude. It's what I do - buy myself a nice big box of assorteds the day they go on clearance.

And I also turn a number of the display hearts upside-down so the next person through the aisle ends up facing what looks like a bunch of baboon butts staring back at them.

[Sieg67]

http://www.baynews9.com/article/news/2011/february/204242/12-year
-old-girl-finds-naughty-message-on-...

[westpark]

U should give em away @ work.

[GinaSzanboti]

I was going to ask if they still said crap like "Pitch woo" on them, but I guess that answers that.  >.>

And I always thought they tasted like Pepto Bismol in chalk form.

[Buddyroe274]

No offence to Sponges himself, but I think that last person I would accept open candy from is the dude at the porn store.

[NaBraniel]

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covered_in_sponges wrote:
Dad sent me in to buy powdered sugar and I felt like buying myself something for valentines day.

I felt like punishing myself for being alone so I bought the worst possible thing they had.

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These sorts of posts from you make me lol so hard... I'm sure a good portion of them are bucket-esque fiction, but  nevertheless.

Anyway, I've probably only eaten like six of those ever. I have no idea how people do it.

[MafiaFlood]

lol ew

[covered_in_sponges]

The difference between me and bucket is I'm entirely genuine in my misery, but I enjoy it so it's all good.

[Neo-Tard]

Just give them to the ugly chicks you see randomly throughout the day.