Re: Tax refund splurges

fugglesss · ‎01-16-2007

when my mom sees it shes gonna b*tch

i usually give her a few hundred dollars but couldnt this year because the refund was so low

but needed the printer to assist in single mom paper chasing activities, dammit

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valiente16 · ‎10-08-2003

a few hundred for what? I thought you paid her already

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fugglesss · ‎01-16-2007

she wants her regular pay AND a chunk of my tax refund

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valiente16 · ‎10-08-2003

fugglesss wrote:
she wants her regular pay AND a chunk of my tax refund

and people in hell want ice water but won't be gettin' it. that is really asking too much if she is being paid on time.

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TheGreatUrameshi13 · ‎05-23-2004

alucardsexyghost wrote:
hookers and blow

That reminds me of a line I once heard. "I'm going to leave you this money, however do not waste it on women and booze. However, if you choose to do so, be sure they are the finest women, and the finest booze."

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Sieg67 · ‎01-04-2005

Preferably some that has a car atop of them.

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Saddy · ‎08-15-2003

men are such dumb jerk faces. i bought blue something and now i wish i could take it back. i bought him a keurig for our anniversary. he's been wanting one for a while now. he doesn't know i bought it yet. i was just on the phone with him cause he's out with my nephew buying himself new jeans and stuff and he was talking about how he doesn't wanna spend any more money. i hate when he makes me feel bad for buying him stuff.

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Sieg67 · ‎01-04-2005

I just got done reading this on FB.

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Saddy · ‎08-15-2003

i'm so disappointed. there has never been a time when i gave him something that he didn't make me wish i hadn't. except once. why can't he just be happy i was thinking of him gah!

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valiente16 · ‎10-08-2003

why you...I know that ya jerk..you know what I meant. * blows raspberry*

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Sieg67 · ‎01-04-2005

I would probably have to live with you guys or know your complete history to get a feel for the situation. It could be a number of things like...

Wanting to control the flow of money.

If you're spending the money he makes on him, that could be bothering him.

There's also the possibilities that he's just stressed or that there's no rationality to it.

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Sieg67 · ‎01-04-2005

Just a small car that runs. The transmission went out on my last two vehicles. I'm not going to be super picky because I don't have much to spend on it.

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valiente16 · ‎10-08-2003

what's the most you spending?

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Saddy · ‎08-15-2003

he's always like this. it doesn't matter what it is. if i buy him a box of freakin' hot tamales he gets pissy. like today i said, "why can't i get you something? you bought me my mixer." and he was like, "that's my job, to pay the bills and buy you things that make you happy. men don't care about presents". it justt makes me feel bad cause i really appreciate everything he does and cause he deserves so much more than a freakin' coffee maker. stupid jerk.

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valiente16 · ‎10-08-2003

Saddy wrote:
he's always like this. it doesn't matter what it is. if i buy him a box of freakin' hot tamales he gets pissy. like today i said, "why can't i get you something? you bought me my mixer." and he was like, "that's my job, to pay the bills and buy you things that make you happy. men don't care about presents". it justt makes me feel bad cause i really appreciate everything he does and cause he deserves so much more than a freakin' coffee maker. stupid jerk.

hehehe you have a true alpha male.

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Sieg67 · ‎01-04-2005

Only have about 1k to spend on one right now which pretty much limits my search to craigslist. I'll have to pick up a paper sometime to check the classifieds.

Everything I found on there either has a bad tranny(inb4westpark), needs head work, too far away or doesn't have an engine.

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valiente16 · ‎10-08-2003

Sieg67 wrote:
Only have about 1k to spend on one right now which pretty much limits my search to craigslist. I'll have to pick up a paper sometime to check the classifieds.

Everything I found on there either has a bad tranny(inb4westpark), needs head work, too far away or doesn't have an engine.

Hmm....maybe this can help?

Once upon a time in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle. The frog hopped into the princess' lap and said: Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper young prince that I am, and then, my sweet, we can marry and set up housekeeping in your castle with my mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and feel forever grateful doing so. That night, as the princess dined sumptuously on a repast of lightly sautéed frogs legs seasoned in a wine and onion cream sauce she chuckled to herself and thought: I don't f*cking think so..

Saddy · ‎08-15-2003

he makes me crazy! crazy i tell ya! the only reason he went out and bought jeans was because i fussed at him about wearing ripped jeans. it's not like the rip was on the knee. it was mid thigh. those are my thighs damnit! no one gets a free peek. XD

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valiente16 · ‎10-08-2003

Saddy wrote:
he makes me crazy! crazy i tell ya! the only reason he went out and bought jeans was because i fussed at him about wearing ripped jeans. it's not like the rip was on the knee. it was mid thigh. those are my thighs damnit! no one gets a free peek. XD

some men will wear things until they fall apart on them before they get more

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Sieg67 · ‎01-04-2005

Thanks.
There's one van with a fixed price of 1k. Everything else is up for auction.
Just gotta keep an eye on them. Think I'll go for the Volvo.

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katt_goddess · ‎04-10-2004

Astromang wrote:
ITT: People who don't know how to avoid overpaying their taxes.

Believe it or not, I deliberately have the max taken out of my paycheck during the year just so I get a tax refund.

I live on what I take home and with the refund, it's like a chunk of extra money coming in in a lump that I've managed to do without all year. You can argue that it's my money to begin with but it does make a difference.

I have bills coming in that are likely going to eat up the bulk of the refund. But I do have plans to try and get the kitten one of those climbing trees that go all the way to the ceiling. I try to get someone in here something nice at tax time and this year it's the kitten's turn. Last year the birds got a bunch of new perches to chew up.

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Astromang · ‎02-17-2010

Well, if that's how you got to do it, then that's how you got to do it.

maybe that's how he got his wife

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katt_goddess · ‎04-10-2004

Astromang wrote:
Well, if that's how you got to do it, then that's how you got to do it.

It works for me.

And it makes having to sit down and do the taxes actually worth the half hour I might spend on them.

It also means that if I have any incoming bills that weren't exactly planned for, I have a chunk that I can divide up to add a little more to the payments in question without draining anything extra from my savings.

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Astromang · ‎02-17-2010

Can't you get your checks auto deposited in a way that divides them amongst bank accounts? Like, can't you put 20% in savings and the rest in checking? The only thing I can't do is auto deposit in my Roth because I have to actually sign some paperwork (lame). Will the temptation of seeing what is in that account make you spend it?

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FM_B · ‎10-24-2007

Kitchenaid mixer. The rest is going to sit in my savings account (hopefully) until I move this summer.

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