01-12-2012 12:10 AM
I just saw a commercial for the night exchange. The girl was saying "I like guys my age, I like guys younger than me, and I LOVE guys older than me." and then the other girl was like "Sometimes we just talk and other times it gets soooo hot"
All I need to do is pick up a phone and call.
01-12-2012 12:14 AM
I'm so jealous of girls like that.
01-12-2012 01:27 AM
01-12-2012 02:08 AM
01-12-2012 02:10 AM
yes, log off the internet and call the night exchange
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01-12-2012 02:13 AM
i thought "the night exchange" was your nickname for your nightly exchange of bodily fluids with other guys
01-12-2012 02:26 AM - edited 01-12-2012 02:26 AM
How you paying for this brah? You don't work right?
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