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[ShowUsYourTaint]

These things

So, this is effectively the equivalent of svcking in your stomach when a pretty lady walks by, except all the time.

Which I imagine would present the same problem as svcking in your stomach when a pretty lady walks by, which is that you can't hold your breath forever.  And if you succeed in fooling the lady into thinking you're not a fat slob well enough to get her into bed through this shirt, you can't just keep wearing the shirt, you're probably going to have to take it off.  Then you're suddenly a fat slob.  Or even worse, maybe she'll see it and know you tried to lie about being a fat slob.

Go for a damn walk.

[Tempty_McHotstuff]

wow.

i think most guys who wear them would prolly try to keep the shirt on if they actually got laid wearing one. things like this pretty much tell people it's ok to be fat and sloppy.

[DoomsDayDevice]

they must be uncomfotable as a bed of nails.

[Buddyroe274]

Pay close attention to the commercial.....Apparently these shirts squeeze all the fat from your torso into your biceps, making you buff.

[KuroKiri]

Does it have built in 6 pack abs?

[KuroKiri]

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Buddyroe274 wrote:

Pay close attention to the commercial.....Apparently these shirts squeeze all the fat from you torso into you biceps, making you buff.

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Yup, squeezes you like a tube of toothpaste.

[SamuraiPunk]

guys dont have to look good we just have to have a lot of $$$$$$$$ and they will come.

[Crapshot3]

some people are predisposed to being heavier and no matter what they do they will always be bigger. some people seriously can't lose weight because of health issues.

people are not always fat because they are sloppy.

[DoomsDayDevice]

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Crapshot3 wrote:

some people are predisposed to being heavier and no matter what they do they will always be bigger. some people seriously can't lose weight because of health issues.

people are not always fat because they are sloppy.

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how come there aren't fat people in africa?!

[Buddyroe274]

http://www.dmvafricans.com/2011/06/mauritania-women-fattening-far
ms.html

[Glodson]

Well, if you wear one, you won't be lying about having something large for the ladies under your clothes.

[Saddy]

ha! it's like spanx for guys. also, if they're anything like spanx, they don't work the way they say they do. if you have a huge gut, you're gonna need a buncha layers of those things. i read an article about how adele had on like 4 layers of spanx for some awards show and passed out because she couldn't breathe.

[Saddy]

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DoomsDayDevice wrote:

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Crapshot3 wrote:

some people are predisposed to being heavier and no matter what they do they will always be bigger. some people seriously can't lose weight because of health issues.

people are not always fat because they are sloppy.

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how come there aren't fat people in africa?!

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i assure you, there are.

[Glodson]

I can't believe she spanx so much on stage that she passed out.

I once spanx it so much I got light headed. I was bored last week.

[lunarnoodle]

How come no one says the "g" word?

It's a man-girdle.

Also, you can engage your abs while you're still breathing normally which makes your stomack look flatter, but also over time will keep it that way as the muscles become more rigid. 

[Glodson]

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lunarnoodle wrote:

How come no one says the "g" word?

It's a man-girdle.

Also, you can engage your abs while you're still breathing normally which makes your stomack look flatter, but also over time will keep it that way as the muscles become more rigid. 

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How it works in reality.

[BackupAlt]

Hair dye, eyeliner, heels, bras, makeup.

[Saddy]

bras? how are bras the same as the other things you listed?

[BackupAlt]

They are lies.

[Glodson]

Bras are more like gift wrapping.

[KuroKiri]

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BackupAlt wrote:
Hair dye, eyeliner, heels, bras, makeup.

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What is "things you find in bucket's dresser drawers". 

I'll take "French Contemporary Literature" for $200, Alex. 

[BackupAlt]

Lie wrappings.

[lunarnoodle]

Bras are necessary.

[BackupAlt]

Maybe they would be.

If most women didn't spend so much time on lying on their backs.

[Glodson]

I know.

But logic and facts are useless here. Support is important, and I only have one set of hands.

So, who wants support first?