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Saddy
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Re: Those "Insta-slim" shirts

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how are bras lies? O.o
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BackupAlt
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Re: Those "Insta-slim" shirts

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Have you ever seen a pancake-chested beauty in a National Geographic magazine?

That's because t*ts sag.

And over time, that's what happens.

Plus boobs aren't perky.

Quit trying to lie to me.
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BackupAlt
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Re: Those "Insta-slim" shirts

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Also I'm just upset that the OP seems to think that hating on guys for being vain is totally fine.

But doesn't bat an eye when women do the exact same thing, plus some.
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DiscoFevers
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Re: Those "Insta-slim" shirts

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KuroKiri wrote:
Does it have built in 6 pack abs?
The shirt is to be paired with this.
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Saddy
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Re: Those "Insta-slim" shirts

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sorry. but i will continue "lying" because these things are heavy and i need the support.
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some_clever_alias
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Re: Those "Insta-slim" shirts

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Saddy wrote:
sorry. but i will continue "lying" because these things are heavy and i need the support.

Quoting, because it deserves repeating. Anyone who thinks I'm "lying" by wearing a bra should strap 2 large free-hanging sandbags to their chest and try spending a week like that with no bra. Go on, I dare you.


To the OP: I love how ads for stuff like this are so unrealistic. I don't even wanna think about how many layers of shirts a guy would need to achieve the results shown on that page. Yeesh.

I say the same thing ads for similar items for women. One layer of those "shaping" clothes won't make someone look drastically slimmer. To achieve that, you need something with steel bones, like a corset (and tightlaced, at that). Or you need something that's got several layers of material built in. I love corsets, but I don't tightlace mine when I wear 'em because I love air more.
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lunarnoodle
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Re: Those "Insta-slim" shirts

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You have no idea how boobs work.

I am completely serious.
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KuroKiri
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He's never seen one before, so yeah.
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Glodson
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Re: Those "Insta-slim" shirts

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I am sure he has seen them.

He still lives with his mom, after all.
I've been wondering...
I can't get this soon enough..
You best believe there's hell to pay.
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KuroKiri
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You think he's still breastfeeding?
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ShowUsYourTaint
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I get why these guys want to wear these shirts, it's to maximize their value through deception, to portray an ideal that is not real, and I get that women do this too with makeup and such.  I wasn't playing favorites, they make these shirts for women too.  It's all generally dishonest idealization of traits, and I hope someday people can pick up on the fact that we are all being so fake with each other for the sake of manipulating other people's impressions of us for our own gain.  Hopefully someday, this will not be as necessary for people to do.

 

However I don't think you, as a supposedly hetero male, would appreciate a rebellion against beauty standards for women.  They only go to those lengths because it's what you desire. Tell the next woman to ruin your life that she doesn't have to shave her legs or pluck that unibrow and see how much you like it.  Bet you don't want to take her out so much when she's rocking a 'stache.

Cast off this taint, and become taintless
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BackupAlt
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Re: Those "Insta-slim" shirts

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Only Puerto Rican women grow facial hair and since I'm only attracted to white women this isn't an issue.
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Glodson
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You don't like Puerto Ricans?

Your loss.
I've been wondering...
I can't get this soon enough..
You best believe there's hell to pay.
"Live your life in such a way that the Westboro Baptist Church will want to picket your funeral." -Neil deGrasse Tyson
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