Babbling

[scabby]

Yeah, so the moral of the story is that if your house/apartment is infested with insects and/or lizards, instead of stomping them you should insert them into your ear in order to glean important info.

[Johnny_Pottseed]

I stopped listening to mine when they stopped telling me the answers and started trying to get me to become a serial killer... They tried to get me to capture people, cover them with honey and other sweet things and tie them to trees. I only stopped because they weren't trying to make me the best serial killer I can possibly be... They wanted the world.

[Mj?llnir]

Get outta the rain! scurry! scurry! God save the queen! you too Mortimer. grab her thorax and lift!

[HakuSelphir]

Ţ̼̗̖̹̪̜̪̫̋̾̅h̠̩͚̪̻͙̭ͣ̑̎͌̋͝e̵̹̜̗ͪ́ͩ́̿̀̾͛̚̕y̸̝̰̫̩͒͑̆͑̽ͅ ̸̛͓̙͎̠͛̇̉ͧ̌ť͖̦̜̰̭̺̰̺͙̍̈͂ͤ̓̽͑̐͢e̠͓̠͚̒̇̔ͮ̚͝l̶͇̉ͣͩͭ̅l̢̙̟̣̪̼͓̓ͣ̿ͩ̍̊͒ ̔̂̽̏ͧ͂ͨ҉̸̭m̸̢̥̮͕̌̔̑e̐̒̅͐̄͐҉̤̤͚ ̬̺͍̮̬͎̿ͧ̏̇͆̅̏t̠̩͍̙͐͛ͮ͂ͪ̐͊̀͟͝o͉̳̹̾͆͐ͪͪͪ ̵͙̟͎̳̠̞̫͔̟ͩ̄̄ͣk͆̑ͭ҉̮͚̼͙̗iͭͤͣͫ͆ͯ͏̱ͅl̃̽͆̊͆͒ͭ͌̄҉̷҉̘̺͇ļ̥͌̈́ͩ̌̐ͦ͢ ̧̺͍̣̜ͫ̾ͪ̚͘e̶̱̗̰̥̝͙̥̹ͨ̐v̥̯̰̜͈̘̉́̽ẹ̞̉̽̄̎̇̽͌͢ŗ̤̤̤̩̤͌̍̚͘y͚̬̘͂̌̓͆̿͞͠
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