What's The Least Impressive Thing You've Ever Done

BackupAlt · ‎12-20-2011

One time I got blackout drunk, got in a fight with my parents and stormed out of the house.

Then I passed out on a sewer drain a few neighboorhoods over.

alucardsexyghost · ‎05-13-2008

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stilgar · ‎07-19-2003

alucardsexyghost wrote:
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How I loathe thee-
Oh, how I loathe thee!
With thy mesmerizing eyes
And thy wicked lips
Which doth hold me captive;
Captivated, devastated
By thy sweet, deceit-filled promises
And by thy eyes
Thy treacherous, lecherous eyes
Which doth pierce my heart
To depths previously unknown
And sear my soul
With passion burning bright
Burning, yearning, undeserving
What thou doth do to me
Thy lightest touch doth linger
Ever after on my skin;
Though I rub, scrape and scrub
Never am I clean again
Nor ever am I free again
Of thy gaze, thy touch, thy kiss
Imprinted on my memory
Forever and eternity
And so I tell thee
For whom I am but a plaything
Worth nothing more
An amusement for thee
To love, then leave
With nary a second thought
And never a backward glance
How I loathe thee-
Oh, how I loathe thee!
The only one I ever loved...

If someone wants to stick stuff in your poop hole and then gets mad when said poop comes out, well they're just silly...

"I do say commoner, could you drop the filth you are packing and saunter off to get me a spork, before I'm forced to feed you to my mop bucket full of piranha fish!"

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Often I must speak other than I think. That is called diplomacy.

VTEKID · ‎03-16-2010

This one time I knew this girl that liked me but I didn't act on it because Jedis are not allowed to love.

Remember everybody, I'm a troll.

"Conformity is the jailer of freedom and the enemy of growth."
- John F. Kennedy

Setsuka · ‎04-30-2004

I don't know.

I think it's all pretty much equally unimpressive.

Genesis does.

dposse · ‎12-17-2003

stilgar wrote:
alucardsexyghost wrote:
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Shadowstaarr · ‎11-09-2004

I took a nap in the middle of the day.

VirusJunkie : I DONT WANT THAT MAN ON MY CO0CH!

ban dat dude!

If I die today, it'd be a holiday.

SamuraiPunk · ‎07-14-2004

Blacked out drunk went to a strip club punched a taxi cab while running across A1A on south beach stumbled into a strip club wasted all my money brought the stripper home had her do some lines off my hammer fuuuuuudgeed her and woke up with all my gold rings and some other #### missing and I dont think I even put on a rubber.

-Mesonoxian

anDaibhalsHusair · ‎07-21-2011

I had some free time one afternoon so I cured cancer, then decided humanity deserves cancer and destroyed the cure.

We would be surprised to find ourselves in a universe in which we couldn't live - Lawrence Krauss

Mistakes are some of the best things In life.

Setsuka · ‎04-30-2004

Shadowstaarr wrote:
I took a nap in the middle of the day.

Was it in the middle of a wedding or a funeral or something?

I have hard time believing that that's as unimpressive as you get.

Genesis does.

Shadowstaarr · ‎11-09-2004

I think taking a nap in the middle of a funeral or wedding would be quite impressive. That's something you could tell someone for a laugh. But just a nap? That's unimpressive.

VirusJunkie : I DONT WANT THAT MAN ON MY CO0CH!

ban dat dude!

If I die today, it'd be a holiday.

Setsuka · ‎04-30-2004

But it's not unimpressive enough to be remarkable.

Genesis does.

SamuraiPunk · ‎07-14-2004

I guess I pleasured myself at church one time too.

-Mesonoxian

Shadowstaarr · ‎11-09-2004

I thought the point was to be unremarkable.

VirusJunkie : I DONT WANT THAT MAN ON MY CO0CH!

ban dat dude!

If I die today, it'd be a holiday.

-Dudeco- · ‎02-24-2008

One time I farted and it smelled like meat.

I am proud of my nerdiness (Toonami's back, MFer!)!
There are 5 original seasons of Futurama, not 4.
The old school=The new school!

Setsuka · ‎04-30-2004

The rest of these are kind of remarkable, man.

Genesis does.

Strawberry_Tampon · ‎02-06-2008

Fell asleep too early and now I'm up for good at 12:44am.

Strawberry_Tampon: I'm posting from my phone. How does it feel?
Saddy: hahaha! are you in bed, watching star trek too?
Strawberry_Tampon: I'm on the toilet.

TahoeDenver · ‎04-28-2006

flush the toilet?

李德 Li De

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LUNI_TUNZ · ‎05-19-2004

One time I watched an anime.

The end.

Dave Says:
May 7th, 2010 at 10:32 am
Batman Begins suck is not even Bruce Wayne is Peter Peter parker. they take a formula and TDK is way overated movie. i don’t even se a gothic city, i see the movie Heat whit AL Pacino and Robert De Niro but whit a clown in black and a homless clow.

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kimopo · ‎04-03-2008

Be me.

[ If anyone can say with any sort of certainty... ]

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