Re: Who would u get with & date in pod6?

valiente16 · 10-08-2003

TheAltsAlternateAlt wrote:
lol komichi lurking...

makes me consider installing curtains on my computer...

the stuff he says....is just hilarious

Once upon a time in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle.

The frog hopped into the princess' lap and said: Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper young prince that I am, and then, my sweet, we can marry and set up housekeeping in your castle with my mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and feel forever grateful doing so.

That night, as the princess dined sumptuously on a repast of lightly sautéed frogs legs seasoned in a wine and onion cream sauce she chuckled to herself and thought: I don't f*cking think so..

fugglesss · 01-16-2007

westpark wrote:
Stilgar, here's lookin @ u grumpy.

Jaded u big boi u -- ur next.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*starts desperately injecting testosterone*

crapshot2 · 04-14-2011

people who don't have a penor

all hail the crimson king

ramo200 · 09-02-2003

Zeni. I need a gentleman who knows how to pull out a chair.

fugglesss · 01-16-2007

ramo200 wrote:
Zeni. I need a gentleman who knows how to pull out a chair.

yah

pull out a chair and whack you with it

EzraPound · 03-14-2004

This . . . . question . . . this thread . . . This is a loaded gun, man. A loaded gun.

Why can't I even though know anything else do about it?

EzraPound · 03-14-2004

But I would have a shame orgy with everyone in babbling. A shame orgy with emphasis on shame. Moobs and love handles and in-grown hairs and hairy armpits and stained bras and gallons of canola oil and crying everywhere.

Why can't I even though know anything else do about it?

naraku361 · 04-01-2005

Bucket.

You're all dumb, I'm smart. Because I said so.
I was afraid. Her eyes said "Mount me!" but her lips said "Nice shirt." - Ebon

Goldar · 05-31-2005

I'm taking all of you out to McDonalds because you're worth it.

You are neither cold nor hot. So because you are lukewarm, I will spew you out of my mouth.

DoseOfLaughter · 07-14-2011

Serious answer: Probably Valiente. She's the only one who, to my knowledge, has never attacked me on the boards.

Non-serious answer: Yer mom

stevo1588 · 09-29-2003

Can I get one of those Chicken Select sandwiches?

The original and best.

Buddyroe274 · 05-27-2009

stevo1588 wrote:
Can I get one of those Chicken Select sandwiches?

Oh, for one of those you HAVE to put out.

GROOOOOWL.......SNARL!!!!!

Who has two thumbs, and just kicked your ass
☚(°ヮﾟ☚)

stevo1588 · 09-29-2003

What can I get for a handy?

The original and best.

Buddyroe274 · 05-27-2009

9 piece McNugget,and a McDouble..........If it's Breakfast, 2 Mcmuffins, and a coffee.

GROOOOOWL.......SNARL!!!!!

Who has two thumbs, and just kicked your ass
☚(°ヮﾟ☚)

valiente16 · 10-08-2003

aww thanks

Once upon a time in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle.

The frog hopped into the princess' lap and said: Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper young prince that I am, and then, my sweet, we can marry and set up housekeeping in your castle with my mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and feel forever grateful doing so.

That night, as the princess dined sumptuously on a repast of lightly sautéed frogs legs seasoned in a wine and onion cream sauce she chuckled to herself and thought: I don't f*cking think so..

westpark · 10-26-2005

MusketBoned wrote:
Women, probably.

I would hope so.

WESTPARK THE KING OF ASMB

stilgar · 07-19-2003

Buddyroe274 wrote:
9 piece McNugget,and a McDouble..........If it's Breakfast, 2 Mcmuffins, and a coffee.

i would think it would be a mc10:35

How I loathe thee-
Oh, how I loathe thee!
With thy mesmerizing eyes
And thy wicked lips
Which doth hold me captive;
Captivated, devastated
By thy sweet, deceit-filled promises
And by thy eyes
Thy treacherous, lecherous eyes
Which doth pierce my heart
To depths previously unknown
And sear my soul
With passion burning bright
Burning, yearning, undeserving
What thou doth do to me
Thy lightest touch doth linger
Ever after on my skin;
Though I rub, scrape and scrub
Never am I clean again
Nor ever am I free again
Of thy gaze, thy touch, thy kiss
Imprinted on my memory
Forever and eternity
And so I tell thee
For whom I am but a plaything
Worth nothing more
An amusement for thee
To love, then leave
With nary a second thought
And never a backward glance
How I loathe thee-
Oh, how I loathe thee!
The only one I ever loved...

If someone wants to stick stuff in your poop hole and then gets mad when said poop comes out, well they're just silly...

"I do say commoner, could you drop the filth you are packing and saunter off to get me a spork, before I'm forced to feed you to my mop bucket full of piranha fish!"

Reika is my puppy. She is the most adorable puppy ever.
Roxy_da_Mistress: message received
4-HBabe is all mine!
still me is now in my sig.
LDK_SPARDA makes me blush.
GlitterCupcakes likes to feel special *feels her* Yup, she feels special.

Often I must speak other than I think. That is called diplomacy.

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